INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY
Four members of the Losers Investment Club sit glumly around a table.
COLIN COWHERD: So when does Andy get back from Disney World, anyhow?
KATIE NOLAN: Disney World? He never went to Disney World.
COLIN COWHERD: But I thought he…
BILL O’BRIEN: No, he’s in some t-t-t-town in California – Lone P-p-pine, I think? He heard there was a vending m-m-machine up there that sells ribs.
— [laptop flies open] —
LAWRENCE TYNES: [via teleconference] Will you guys please let me back in the room? I hate being cooped up at home here.
COLIN: Not until you’re Coronavirus free.
LAWRENCE: I keep telling you, I never had Coronavirus. It was just a regular case of pneumonia, I get those every other week…
JOSH ROSEN: [minimizes teleconference window] Sorry to interrupt, but our portfolio is down another 2%.
KATIE: Guh.
BILL: You said it, K-k-k-katie. Anybody g-g-got anything we c-c-can use to distract ourselves?
JOSH: How about some music?
COLIN: Sounds good to me. What have you got?
Editor’s Note: A couple of days ago SonOfSpam and I made the following bet. What beer should I select when it pays off in like, the next fifteen minutes?
I just had a terrible fallout with my sister. She is a classically trained oboist.
She thinks my taste in music soundtracks is bad.
https://youtu.be/PYI09PMNazw
!!!
Glad to see you!
Bah Gawd! That’s…that’s JSD’s music!!!!!!
How about some secret meat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB_drSViiiw
How sick is everyone right now, on a scale from Budweiser to Corona?
I’m at about Level Tuborg.
Which one of those is the bad end of the scale?
Well, my understanding (per Dow Jones, whoever he is) is that Corona is bad.
Have they tried squeezing a lime on the virus?
I was at Genny Lite levels yesterday.
I hit Level Maudite this morning.
Physically I am fine, mentally and emotionally I am at Schaefer Lite levels.
That’s fucking serious.
Best friend of 40 years has been in ICU since Dec 28th, Dr. told me yesterday that he will not be leaving the hospital alive, just too many issues that are causing him to be too weak to be able to treat any one of them. Just a matter of time till the final cascade of systemic failures happens.
Jesus, that’s awful. So sorry. Is he conscious and aware of this?
Sunday he was, said not to count him out, but I have no hope. When we were in high school he was told he would’t make it till 30, he has made it to 54 basically by being smart about caring for himself and stubbornness.
Wuhan Flu ain’t nothin’ to fuck with.
I hate to repeat myself. And yet,
“One of Kris Kross might think he Mack Daddy, but I am Bagh Daddy.”
Don’t fuck with Master Scud
/scratches LP
//equipment disintegrates
///no explosions
His favorite venue was Club Sarin: “Leave them gasping for more”
He really hated when stuff would Kurdle though.
/shows self out.
I’m the King of ‘Raq.
There is none higher
Cuz I can set your shiite on fire!