Seriously, it really is. And I’m gonna tell you why.
Well, it’s the last weekend of February already. Can you believe that? I can’t. Even still, however, it should be the last DAY of February today, but we arbitrarily add a 29th day every four years, which comes tomorrow of course.
3 out of 4 years, the March calendar is easy-ish. The dates (numbericals that is) for each day is the same for March as it was for February. Less shit to ‘memember. That’s always good.
But then that fourth year arrives. THIS year. Leap year. We add one extra day and it fucks everything up. Wouldn’t it be easier to just install a reverse thruster onto the planet and slow shit down ever so slightly so it actually orbits the sun in 365 days flat, rather than 365 and 1/4 days? And even without that technology, who cares? So what if in 400-500 years or so we’d be celebrating Christmas in September. I seriously doubt Jesus would care. He’d get his Birthday Party earlier that way anyway.
Sorry, am I rambling?
[yes]
OK, fine. If the people who make the calendars can fuck about with time, then I can bitch about it. And I can also just arbitrarily do whatever the hell I want just like they do. And that’s what this week is. A free for all. No themes.
Hell, I might even just add a whole day just because I feel like it. Just like they do.
WHO WANTS TWO DAYS OF SEXY THIS WEEKEND?
(I’m actually only joking about that because it would require me to write more and I’m lazy)
But tonight, just like on February 29th once every four years, you’re getting whatever the hell I decide to make up and give you. Good luck with that.
And of course March starts up on Sunday. And I’ll still be just as lazy.
Which reminds me… When do we turn the clocks back? Wait whut? Forward? Are you sure?
[add the hour….carry the one…DAMMIT]
I’ll get it right by the time we get there. Presuming I don’t just smash all the clocks.
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Random and Confusing Sports 2Nite
NBA
- OKC @ Milwaukee – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
- Denver @ LAC – 10:30PMEST – TV: ESPN
NHL
- NYR @ Philly -7:00pmEST – TV: NHLN
NCAA BB
- Kent State @ OhioU – 6:30pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- Wright State @ N. Kentucky – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- Davidson @ (4)Dayton – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- Harvard @ Columbia – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNN
- Monmouth @ Rider – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- Tejas State @ UT-Arlington – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- Wazzou @ Washington – 9:00pmEST – TV: FS1
NCAAW BB
- Villanova @ Creighton – 7:00pmEST – TV: FS1
NCAA Hockey
- Michigan State @ Notre Dame – 7:00pmEST – TV: NBCSN
- Denver @ St. Cloud State – 8:30pmEST – TV: CBSSN
NFL Losers Club Scouting Combine
Yeah, you know who you are….
- Day 2: Running Backs – 7:00pmEST : TV: NFLN
Frankly, I’d rather kill myself than watch that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTP5Cx4BbZw
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Some Pretty Girls Who Could Stop Time
Enjoy…
You ummmmm….have a little bit of sand on your cheek. No the other one. I’ll get it for you.
OUCH STOP HITTING ME!!!!!
Yeah, I’m out of touch and now out of time.
Have a great weekend everyone.
Love ya’s.
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The disco classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5tr_L31StI
oops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em4rAzFxyMQ
Or the version most everyone kinda sorta remembers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ZbiemJ1KU
Badger party, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYwlXRVWCCI
In a just and fair world the Coronavirus would spread throughout the CPAC conference infecting all the conservative media, politicians and influencers forcing them to be quarantined on an abandon Aleutian island.
No man. He meant sanders.
https://cpac.conservative.org/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_Ea5a19jTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wRM-t7wvF0
Ambulance leading a police chase in Philly and apparently, it’s invulnerable
https://6abc.com/live-video-philly-police-chasing-stolen-ambulance/5974886/
That’s awesome.
Regretting all the spider killing I did now that there’s a fly in my house
NBC Sports having fun with it
Oh that’s good
your MOM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F3ZjVQKhJE
Ah, Charlie.
Latest Installment of “Redshirt’s Adventures at Work”
Me: “How do you like the new girl?”
Coworker: “I don’t think she’s gonna last.”
Me: “She’s only been here two days. How do you figure?”
Coworker: “She doesn’t work well with others.”
Me: “Well neither do I and I’ve lasted nearly a decade. Should you give her a week before you write her off?”
Coworker: “You don’t have to be so judgmental!”
https://madhousemagazine.com/new-study-mick-jagger-is-probably-your-father-if-you-were-born-after-1964/
WHO’S NEXT?????
No one better at hitting someone clearly off-balance and taking credit for it like he literally threw them through a wall than Byfuglien
Lies! All lies!
I don’t go by Ronnie.
Well that sucked. I’ll always have the Carcillo Celly
?1398259578
Nasty business between him and Bissonnette lately. Apparently, Carcillo used to just throw N-bombs at teammates all the time and Bissonnette is apparently content to just air everything out on Twitter.
Gonna need Anaheim to not suck for exactly one game here
Quiet you.
Philly is scaring me. Seriously.
Having said that, having Anaheim and San Jose tied for shitty place is kinda fun.
Howdy folks.
Entering unfair territory here in Philadelphia. People are gonna start painting bullseyes on their feet so they can join Kreider.
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/barry-sanders-jokingly-asks-garth-brooks-to-be-his-vp-following-bernie-sanders-jersey-confusion/
People continue to be exceedingly stupid, but I think we found someone worth voting for as President.
Anyone who looks like that, who is dressed like that, and calls me “Master”…. Well let’s just say we got the basics covered.
Be right back. Gonna go “brainstorm” a fan faction story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IdEhvuNxV8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itaP9_Vltfk
I take comfort in knowing we’re all infected, we just dont know it yet. Bye Boomers!
Flyers dismantling Rags on the power play. You love to see it.
More Disco? MOAR DISCO!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7g6_n7AW8g
Pictured- Sweet sweet release of death.
Yeah, that’s pretty much what I’m doing too, Mr. Carradine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDLDVPV8kDE
Found a funny:
oh you’re not a coffee person? congratulations on never achieving your potential
Nice.
Perhaps I drink a bit much.
Artist’s rendering at 4:00 am on a weeknight:
I’d hammer that.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ8O9SidZbs
In honor of the coronavirus and to offset the stupidity of people, I’m drinking Coronas all weekend.
If you’ve sliced limes I will fly to the west coast and kill you.
That is the only way to make that beer have a taste.
AAAAAND avoid scurvy, mate.
Now that I’ve said that, I’m picturing you putting whole limes in a bottle and yelling at anyone who slices them “YOU FUCKING PUSSIES!! WHOLE LIME IS THE ONLY WAY!!!”
He went cheap and got the 87 octane. Now the Joker will get away.
Asian Sideboob Barista is something.
Understatement of the night.
Yeah that lady is stunning
Hall & Oates were awesome. Fight me.
Oates was on the news earlier talking about all the chicks banged back in the day.
Dude, just enjoy the memories and shut your yap.
Mexicans are incapable of not talking about how many chicks they’ve banged. I thought that was common knowledge.
Well, if it is inappropriate, make sure it is in WAY too much detail.
It’s okay to reminisce if you are fully erect (turgid) during the retelling.
Over which one is more dreamy?
I always thought Hall was the handsomer one but, as TWBS points out below, Oates banged a shitload of chicks, so my opinion on the matter clearly means nothing.
That mustache tho.
“I’ll fight you, but only over the Hall part.” – John Elway
Happy fucking Thursday, assholes!
Well, I just had some VERY good news. Also comas are important.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG8TyIEAqps
From the guy who wrote the seinfeld 9/11 script….
Halls of Power
Weekend reading:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/16BHtSEbNz1Q30dkHfyJcjYvSEzqCab3p/view
Chris Kreider broke his foot blocking a shot in the first
Worth noting he was signed to a 7 year extension way back in last night.
perfect opportunity for the Rangers to be the first team out of the playoffs, then win the fucking draft lottery.
Avalanche vs. Hurricanes, the battle of who is the more loveable natural disaster
Remembering that time the Flyers were a point out of the playoffs going into the shootout, and ended the season 6 games deep into the Stanley Cup Finals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-Aw7X-uR1o
I’d hate to be the guy who has to tell tWBS about Leap Seconds.
I know all about Planck Time. I’m edumacated n junk.
Please, for the love of God, tell me this man was trolling.
It doesn’t matter. We’re all dead. The second survival depends on service workers being allowed to call in sick without being fucked sideways by management, our doom is ensured.
Coronoavirus isn’t going to kill everyone – or even all that many people – but the damage it wreaks on the world economy is going to be devastating.
Yeah. I’ve been researching all day to find out which company is closest to the vaccine. Gotta diversify and make up these losses.
If I were to try to trade such a thing, I’d get some stock in a few different companies that are working on it. As soon as one of them releases a promising headline, sell that spike and redistribute it amongst the others. Rinse and repeat.
Oh, I know, but whatever the opposite of contain is, that’s what we’ll be doing