Your 2020 Banner Madness Day 2 Thread

Don’t ask me to come up with more creative things. I don’t know how BrandyBroBrady does it. But anyway, we continue in the GAMBLOR Regional with the other half of the bracket. At the least it means the first round’ll go 8 days and not forever. Also looking at it I made a slight error in the sequencing alreadt, but that’s not an issue.

44. “Touchdown, Mohammad. NO, NBC! DON’T SHOW HIS PICTURE!” vs. 9. “According to TMZ it was a $59 an hour massage parlor. Somewhere Mike Brown is applauding his fellow cheapskate owner.”

42. “The Peloton going downhill at incredible speed reminds me of Eli Manning’s last three seasons.” vs. 20. “THIS AAF, I CALL IT A LOT OF MY RELATIONSHIPS, BECAUSE IT GOT OFF TO A GOOD START, BUT WHEN THE MONEY RAN OUT IT WAS ALL OVER.”

61. “Chase Young is a great football player in addition to being the job description for Jerry Sandusky.” vs. 49. “The Dolphins just announced that their entire roster will be listed as Questionable for next week. They’re not injured, just really fucking questionable.”

26. “Tan Son Nhut Air Base has been renamed Adrian Peterson International.” vs. 11. “We have to wait to vote? What are we, black people in GOP-controlled states?”

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Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I have virtually no recollection of which of these are mine.

blaxabbath

Guess my comments are about as funny as my posts…..

Old School Zero

I figure at this point my comments are both lower hanging AND extremely shriveled, which is precisely why I’ll whip them out as whimsy dictates, social contract be damned.

ballsofsteelandfury

A couple of these seem like tossups. It will be interesting to see the final results.

Game Time Decision

I do like that the numbers are random, and not seeded this year.