Rockingdog may be asking, “If this coronavirus gets out of hand, will they still play the March Madness NCAA basketball tournament even though there may be no one in the stands?” But we forge on, disease or no disease. Take that, multi-billion dollar organizations that should be considered national disgraces because of the labor the exploit to make those aforementioned billions! Bastards.

Yes, it’s another four matchups in the BLEERGH Regional, to get to halfway through the round already! See, progress! Let’s see what we got.

58. “In honor of Veteran’s Day I’ve taken a shot of Bulleit and neglected to adequately provide mental health services to myself.” vs. 37. “If Chile just takes its time and let’s [sic] all of its various ingredients come together slowly, I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised at the end result.”

54. “Michigan must be approaching puberty because Penn State seems to be losing interest in beating them anymore.” vs. 63. “It’s the second career game for Tampa receiver Ishmael Hyman. Hope nobody played him in fantasy; he’s probably still sore from last week, as the first time can be pretty rough on a Hyman.”

35. “Asian women haven’t been involved in something that shameful since Robert Kraft’s last massage.” vs. 38. “Spitse is a very popular player in the Netherlands, but not so much as her cousin Swallowse.”

57. “Brady watching Jackson from the sidelines wondering about the science of ‘Get Out.'” vs. 47. “When they Punt you punt shorter, They put up a touchdown you put up a field goal. They take the lead you throw an interception… that[‘s] the [C]hicago way!

Well I think I know what the highlighted match-up would be. So vote early and vote once! Because it won’t let you vote multiple times, that’s how it’s coded to prevent skullduggery.