2020 Banner Madness, End of 1st Round

That’s a nice thing to see, that we’ve separated the wheat from the other wheat (I’m pretty sure nothing that makes the banner is chaff, or else it wouldn’t have made it in the first place) and can finish off a round. And that’s always exciting, right? Plus personally I’ve always liked terminal points. If you’re ever in New York, and you take the 6 all the way to the end of the line, at Brooklyn Bridge/City Hall, you might actually stay on the train and see the old, now-defunct City Hall Station. Built in 1904 but discontinued in 1945 in favor of the Brooklyn Bridge stop used today, they’ve repurposed it as the turnaround point for the 6. You can also go on a tour of the old station, but for $50 a pop? I’ll take the $2.75 I’ve already paid to get on the train thank you very much.

Anyway, here’s the final half of the SHAN’KHOR Region.

46. “Rim the top of a Narragansett tall boy ‘Not too tall or they’ll hit the shower head.’ -J. Sandusky” vs. 45. “This [AFL] game reminds me of Brazil because there are a lot of behinds.”

59. “If Garrett had only hit a woman with that helmet he’d be back by Week 14.” vs. 25. “THESE GWS GIANTS VS. FREMANTLE, I CALL THEM BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY BECAUSE THEY SEEMED TO PREFER SCORING BEHINDS RATHER THAN JAMMING IT HOME UP THE MIDDLE”

52. “This Julian Edelman I call him a symptom of white flight because he’s got 14 Targets.” vs. 23. “The last time Magic Johnson said that he wanted to have fun again he had to go on a retroviral cocktail.”

34. “If the German men’s team is called ‘Die Mannschaft,’ then it follows that the women’s team should be called ‘Die Neinschaft.'” vs. 12. “I’m not afraid to say that when I think of Brie Larson I also think of seamen.”

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And thus ends the round. Now let’s go back the fuck to sleep because we already lost an hour of it.

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Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

I maintain that the Julian Edelman Target joke is one of the 10 finest comments made on the site. Ever. And yet it goes out in the first round. We may not have seedings, but that’s a 1-16 upset if I ever saw one

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Again, I have no idea if/which any of these are mine, so I look forward to the not unexpected reveal that I underperformed in 2019.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m so happy that at least my name made it onto a banner even if my banner quote got killed in the first round.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Hey! Where’s my Bong Oscar joke!?!?!

SonOfSpam

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LemonJello

Stop using the Mayan calendar.

Gumbygirl

There is no more Mayan calendar, we all died in 2012, remember?