2020 Banner Madness: The Only Game in Town

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Well, we did not expect that one on March 1st. For one that implies that we thought the NCAA would do the right thing. Ever. But everything is cancelled like it’s the motherfuckin’ Space Olympics.

(The Earth Olympics are also pending.)

Also this is the last day of the second round. After this the rounds get named! Here are the results from the SHAN’KHOR Region, which’ll be covered today.

5. “Fitzgerald is coming back to the Cardinals? I’m guessing that BS in communications from Phoenix University Online didn’t open as many doors as he thought it would.” beats 33. “So to summarize, tWBS collected three pussies this week, and didn’t get to keep any.” 18-11

7. “Tony Romo’s mic breaking down is perfect, because Tony Romo always fell apart in the postseason.” beats 53. “Packers musta been acquired by Goldman Sachs to be bailed out that bad.” 17-11

55. “I’m not saying Belichick’s son looks like a homeless person, but Scotchy just slit his throat.” beats 13. “I’m not sure why I’m still watching The Walking Dead in general, but I will say that watching it while eating a plate of leftover ribs definitely adds a level of interactiveness that I wasn’t expecting.” 20-8

1. “Like most vaunted Ds, it ultimately disappoints” beats 21. “This list of Bond villains proves that white folk are evil.” 22-6

46. “Rim the top of a Narragansett tall boy ‘Not too tall or they’ll hit the shower head.’ -J. Sandusky” beats 45. “This [AFL] game reminds me of Brazil because there are a lot of behinds.” 14-10

59. “If Garrett had only hit a woman with that helmet he’d be back by Week 14.” beats 25. “THESE GWS GIANTS VS. FREMANTLE, I CALL THEM BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY BECAUSE THEY SEEMED TO PREFER SCORING BEHINDS RATHER THAN JAMMING IT HOME UP THE MIDDLE” 20-5

23. “The last time Magic Johnson said that he wanted to have fun again he had to go on a retroviral cocktail.” beats 52. “This Julian Edelman I call him a symptom of white flight because he’s got 14 Targets.” 15-10

34. “If the German men’s team is called ‘Die Mannschaft,’ then it follows that the women’s team should be called ‘Die Neinschaft.’” beats 12. “I’m not afraid to say that when I think of Brie Larson I also think of seamen.” 16-9

And the polls? Those might be useful.

Second Round, SHAN’KHOR Region

  • 7. “Tony Romo’s mic breaking down is perfect, because Tony Romo always fell apart in the postseason.” (52%, 14 Votes)
  • 5. “Fitzgerald is coming back to the Cardinals? I’m guessing that BS in communications from Phoenix University Online didn’t open as many doors as he thought it would.” (48%, 13 Votes)

Total Voters: 27

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Second Round, SHAN’KHOR Region

  • 55. “I’m not saying Belichick’s son looks like a homeless person, but Scotchy just slit his throat.” (57%, 17 Votes)
  • 1. “Like most vaunted Ds, it ultimately disappoints” (43%, 13 Votes)

Total Voters: 30

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Second Round, SHAN’KHOR Region

  • 59. “If Garrett had only hit a woman with that helmet he’d be back by Week 14.” (69%, 20 Votes)
  • 46. “Rim the top of a Narragansett tall boy ‘Not too tall or they’ll hit the shower head.’ -J. Sandusky” (31%, 9 Votes)

Total Voters: 29

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Second Round, SHAN’KHOR Region

  • 34. “If the German men’s team is called ‘Die Mannschaft,’ then it follows that the women’s team should be called ‘Die Neinschaft.’” (60%, 18 Votes)
  • 23. “The last time Magic Johnson said that he wanted to have fun again he had to go on a retroviral cocktail.” (40%, 12 Votes)

Total Voters: 30

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I gotta say, doing this at not-2 AM feels nice. Thanks, new lappy!

Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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herodotus450

I especially love the suspense of “oh that’s a funny comment, did I write that?” and then finding out of course I didnt.

scotchnaut

I figured you’d have at least 3 or 4 contestants in this tourney.

King Hippo

#34 v #23 was a tough decision. Killed me not to vote for a Magic Johnson AIDS joke

blaxabbath

“Oh did it? Did it really KILL you? Really?”

– Odin Lloyd

Game Time Decision

haha some one other than me voted for my comment. I really didn’t think that would happen.

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

We are really through the looking glass, I would have sworn there was no way the NCAA would let all of that advertising and attendance money slip through their fingers.

ballsofsteelandfury

That Fitzy-Romo matchup looks very tough to call.

Old School Zero

Romo already has it diagrammed, produced, and intercepted.