See, this wouldn’t have happened if it weren’t for the stupid leap year thing. Criminy.
I’ve got a lot to say. But I’m not gonna.
Leap year can go suck my nuts.
As can Covid-19.
I’m not dead. I have food. And water. I just put some plants in the ground. I have shotgun shells.
But the world has still screwed my life up royally. And I am not happy. Meh fuck it.
Sports Which No Longer Exist 2Nite
NBA Washington @ Boston – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NBATV Brooklyn @ LAC – 10:30pmEDT – TV: NBATV NHL San Jose @ St. Louis – 8:00pmEDT – TV: NHLN NCAA BB
* Yes, I typed all of that a few nights ago before the whole world got cancelled.
I’m supposed to be in Florida right now drinking beer and watching the Orioles lose horribly. But I suppose I can take solace in the ability to say the Orioles didn’t lose today.
- NBA – Suspended indefinitely.
- NHL – Suspended indefinitely.
- MLB – Spring Training go buh bye. We’ll see what happens a day or two before opening day.
- NCAA BB – Conference Tourneys and NCAA Tourney Cancelled.
- Soccer – Gone. This might be the one silver lining. Yes you can yell at me foar that one but I had to take the shot.
- The Masters – Yep, that’s gone too.
- Boston Marathon? – Postponed for now. Don’t get your hopes up. Then again, fuck Boston.
- WxSW and Coachella Music Festivals – Buh Bye.
- Pearl Jam and Green Day? – Both cancel tours, among other acts.
- Broadway Plays? – Nope. They’re gone too.
- St. Patrick’s Day? – Low Commander is gonna have to drink himself to death at home this year.
Yeah, forget about all that shit up there.
Am I still allowed to jerk off or what? Because that’s about all there is left!!!!!!!
(and I’m too damned old to do it with anyone but myself)
OK, Here’s Some Pertty Girls
They might need food or water, so be kind.
If they ask for toilet paper, tread carefully.
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!!!
Ok, say what you want tonight. Just be respectful of one another.
Life sucks right now. Fuck it.