Sometimes, old traditions can be made new again. If, for example, today were Friday & I posted this picture,
some of you would remember another website’s tradition of posting dog photos on a particular day. Well, with the world losing its goddamned mind nearly every hour of every day, I’ve decided that since the weekends are bereft of NFL content, I will revive certain aspects of that particular tradition for us to enjoy.
Kommenters & Kommentettes, I give you…St. Bernard Saturday!
A noble breed respected for it’s love of family,
the St. Bernard is an intense dog which requires much effort to train into becoming a valued, docile member of the family.
They cannot bear to be alone, and will always try to accompany you on what they perceive to be adventures.
But with patience, a St. Bernard can become a valued member of the greater family. Your efforts will be greatly rewarded.
Oh, who am I kidding – let’s look at some good doggies!
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And there’s always one that is just tired of all that shit.
Tonight’s … entertainment?:
- Turner Classic Movies:
- 6:00PM – Bullitt
- 8:00PM – Dial M for Murder
- The Movie Channel:
- 7:15PM – Shaft
- PBS:
- 8:00PM – The Great British Baking Show
- NBC:
- 11:30 – Saturday Night Live
- The JJ Watt episode
- 11:30 – Saturday Night Live
Okay, bye.
I guess some of us will survive self-quarantine better than others.
I made six submarine patrols of 40 days submerged running each and I got a medal and I survived just fine I survived just fine survived just fine just fine I survived just fine just fine survived fine just fine
Instead of thanking me for my service, please kiss my ass, stay underwater, and shut the fuck up.
Fuck off you cunt. I mean this with the same amount of humor that you intended the post, whatever that is.
ha ha Moose I was really hammered last night!
and thank you for the lovely sentiment
Moose, don’t write shit like this, even if you’re trying to be funny.
Brick Meathook is in this photo:
Best haircuts: #80 and #83
Fuck you all!
I’m drinking cheap whisky straight (Bushmills) and eating a cheap ice cream sandwich.
Let’s see who outlives who.
Goddammit. Why did it take so long for me to discover Letterkenny? Holy fuck. These guys (AND KATY!) are a fucking riot.
Also, I just can’t seem to quit Colorado Girl no matter how hard I try. And it’s kind of starting to mess with something I’ve got going with a gal right here in town. I’m a mess.
Drunk too, had my last work shift for awhile today and came home and got SHITHAMMERED.
Letterkenny is great. Just need to be awake to catch all the jokes
Hey I know you’re all awake . . . . somebody say something funny.
Something funny
try again
Funny. I had the same reaction seeing this.
one more time. looking back at what you should have gotten right the first time, is the most painful thing of all.
lookng back at te shie you should have gotte right in te hmos painful shit of all time fuck.
I’m almost finished with a 3000 piece jigsaw puzzle I started 3 days ago, I’m picking up my booze order tomorrow morning, and I’m going to have to do my own laundry again for the first time in 3 years. I also am starting to kinda get this ‘working out at home by myself’ thing figured out, and I got delicious homemade Ethiopian food delivered to my door. Other than all travel being cancelled I’m actually pretty okay with all of this. I don’t really care if I get sick, and my parents are doing fine and have been social distancing as their norm since they retired.
Jeez! I had a 6000 piece I must have had our for a month and never made any real progress on.
Ugh — I hate posting stuff others wrote by I’ll share because I understand.
I don’t see delivery or takeout as anything remotely moral.
It’s moral because you are helping small businesses to stay alive and keeping people from losing their homes/ lives.
^^ This is how I feel. Chain restaurants? No. Individuals that have worked hard to make their businesses grow and thrive? Yes.
The workers at chain restaurants are probably the most vulnerable. If a chain manager is losing business they will just fire them. Maybe with the exception of Starbucks who came out with an employee support package.
gonna go p aoutside. fucks.
at this point its vodka and me. and a gpint of alsss. and wellme. and all ae asleep. so i’m gonna go do some rimes . crimes. yeah aone dman fucking cremien wave. a 51 yr old guy wdoinf ghay? what/ kicking a cat/ is that a crime? okay, maybe i drive through a 711. 7-11. i can do that and dnot dhurt a guy. maye i take a buncha chiclets. rememe them/ chicleltes! CHICKLETS!
Sounds like a real chart topper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAbvP9GEIsE
My fiew: “We are going to wath mass on line tomorwo.”
me: “Yeah, like that matters.”
My wife:…no blow job tonight fuck head
How you tithe?
I want to go punch te world. cause teh fuck shit of the world is fuck. and kick teh univers in teh balls.
Nice games wrap thos awround my head like ar muffs. ear murffs. muffs!