Your “We’re All Possibly Doomed; Definitely Stupid” Sunday Evening Open Thread

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Are we all still alive? The first week of all this has been weird because I’ve been on Spring Break,

Clearly not the good kind.

so I hadn’t planned on doing much anyway. All the closures have just meant that I’ve been hanging around the house generally being lazy.

If that’s what you want to call it.

Next week will be more of the same, except with a little gardening thrown in. “Zero hour” for me comes on March 30th when I’m “supposed” to return to work, even though all of the schools are “closed indefinitely”.

Thirteen people have died in total in Canada – 10 in BC, with 9 at the same senior’s facility three miles from my house. Simple solution – wash my hands. Simpler solution – don’t drive by there. Apparently, they’ve had traffic issues because of people’s morbid curiosity with wanting to “see the place”. Idiots. If we’re lucky, we escape this in a couple of months with that number staying below triple-digits.

Meanwhile, in Florida, guys named Brady continue to party.

Today’s good internet dog is this border collie who herded some baby ducks into a puddle.


Tonight’s … entertainment?:

Aside from ESPN2 running the “Ocho” programming all day, here are the highlights as chosen by me:

  • WWE WrestleMania 30: 2014: From New Orleans – 7:00 PM | ESPN
    • It was a quality event, noted for two highlight matches:
      • Brock vs. The Undertaker
      • A Daniel Bryan mini-gauntlet to the title.
  • Bob’s Burgers –  9:00 PM | FOX/ Global
    • The family takes an unexpected road trip with Nat the limo driver.
      • SOLD!
  • The Walking Dead – 9:00 PM | AMC
    • Michonne takes Virgil back to his mysterious island to reunite with his family. In exchange, Virgil promises weapons that could change the tide of the Whisperer War.
      • Michonne’s last episode, if I read the previews correctly.
    • I will say the last couple of episodes – The Whisperer’s War – have been very good. But not enough to redeem the series to the point where I will resume reviewing it.

Hopefully, the week ahead brings you no misery. Toodles!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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