masturbating to thinking about this picture that Unsurprised posted in the Saturday Open Thread as I was watching my Psych marathon that I have been telling you about in my weekly posts. I quickly zoomed in on certain things about this picture in the typical Shawn Spencer manner.
As always, I have some questions.
- This girl is a secret agent, right?
- I mean, who carries around a metal case with nothing in it (except for the unseen gun underneath the blue cover) and no clothes?
- If she IS a secret agent, does that mean that the Gucci bag is real?
- Are there any real Gucci bags left anywhere now that every woman I know can pick fakes up at the Fashion District for pennies on the dollar?
- Who thought it was a good idea to make a Gucci/Fucci rollaway travel bag?
- Those sandals are hideous, aren’t they?
- They’ve got to be a part of her disguise, right?
- Why has that toothbrush never been used?
- I get that you don’t want to leave DNA behind, but don’t you think good oral hygiene is important for secret agents/contract killers?
- Why would any good contractor put an electrical panel inside of a bathroom?
- Or is that the secret escape hatch so she can evade the cops if they are on to her?
- That bracelet carries all her documentation, credit cards, and access codes, doesn’t it?
- Isn’t that why she’s completely naked?
- Do you think that shade of red makes her look like a whore?
- Isn’t it great that her makeup is still on perfectly post-murder?
- I like the dark woods, but don’t you think a nice cherry wood would greatly enhance the mood of this room?
- Why do you think she felt the need to get breast implants?
- Were they paid for by the agency?
- Can she write them off on her taxes?
- Does she even pay taxes?
- You know why she only has that little tiny towel, right?
- Isn’t it obvious that she has the body wrapped up in the bath towels?
- Isn’t it nice when hotels get you the super large and fluffy bath towels so that you can swaddle yourself and your murder victims/targets like a baby?
- Will Hippo place a bet with me as to whether there is any hair hidden by that tiny towel?
- Even if I gave him 20-1 odds?