NFL Nuggets:

• As noted on the weekend, New England is once again Hoyer Country.
  • It’s a one-year, $1.05 million deal.
    • Combined with the $2 million the Colts owe him after cutting him – because he “stank like Brady” said Philip Rivers (source?) – he will earn $3.05 million minimum this year.
  • The one-time Super Bowl ring acquiring backup will compete with 2019 fourth-round draft pick Jarrett Stidham and five-year veteran Cody Kessler for the starting job.

• XFL Houston Roughnecks quarterback P.J. Walker is turning the season’s suspension to his advantage by signing with the Carolina Panthers.
  • He will backup new Panthers QB Teddy Bridgewater.
  • One reason he chose Carolina is that he played at Temple under new Panthers coach Matt Rhule.

Finally, the Rams went & made the logo that leaked last week official.

Of course, the internet has had its fun with “Ram Head”,

I have fixed the Rams logo pic.twitter.com/KYW2wxMgH6

— Dave Rappoccio (@DrawPlayDave) March 23, 2020

not to mention that that name brings up over 1200 disturbing results on PornHub.

Someone paid good money for all this abuse. Given the unhappy ending, I would have assumed Dean Spanos.

Today’s good internet dog is Snoopy, because it’s #NationalPuppyDay.

Happiness is having a puppy #NationalPuppyDay pic.twitter.com/rvAzTlsFUw

— PEANUTS (@Snoopy) March 23, 2020

And here’s the (revisionist) moment when Charlie Brown met Snoopy for the first time.

Tonight’s … entertainment?:

• Classic NHL – 7:00 PM | NBCSN
  • From 2013: Toronto at Boston in Game 7 of their Eastern Conference quarterfinal series.
    • The Leafs, and their fans, get their hearts ripped out in the third period. It’s fucking awesome.
• ESPN Films: O.J. Made In America – ESPN / TSN
  • Episode 1: 7:00PM
  • Episode 2: 9:00PM
• MLB:
  • Blue Jays Classic – 1992 ALCS Game #4 – 8:00PM | Sportsnet
• WWE: Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
  • The Road to a Pre-Taped Wrestlemania continues apace.
• Antiques Roadshow – 8:00 PM | PBS
  • From the Desert Botanical Garden, Phoenix, AZ
    • “Phenomenal finds include Neil Armstrong-signed Apollo 11 Moon Landing photos and a Tongan war club.”
• Better Call Saul – 9:00PM | AMC
  • Episode title: “Wexler V. Goodman”
• COPS – 10:00PM | Paramount (Spike)
  • It’s Cops, dumbasses, and probable violations of civil rights. Perfect television for the end times.

A solid evening of TV, in this viewer’s opinion.