NFL News:
- Dissention in the ranks as the league’s GMs vote to delay the draft but the league office refuses.
- The GMs want the delay because they haven’t been able to do their “due diligence” in preparing for the draft.
- Things like player physicals, gathering psychological testing, and getting further verified information about the players.
- Because getting such vital details will surely prevent teams from drafting players like Vince Young & JaMarcus Russell with high-round draft picks.
- Things like player physicals, gathering psychological testing, and getting further verified information about the players.
- The league wants to keep the dates in order to avoid having to shift further events later.
- Late Tuesday, Commissioner Roger Goodell sent out a statement announcing that all 32 team facilities would be closed beginning Wednesday.
- The GMs want the delay because they haven’t been able to do their “due diligence” in preparing for the draft.
- The Saints signed Janoris Jenkins to a two-year contract extension.
- It’s worth $16.75 million, bringing the saints’ investment in him to three years & $27 million.
- Ndamukong Suh is staying in Tampa.
- It’s a one-year, $8 million deal, down from the one-year, $9.5 million deal he had for 2019.
- It’s been a steep drop for Suh since his three-year, $50 million contract with the Dolphins ended in 2017.
- It’s a one-year, $8 million deal, down from the one-year, $9.5 million deal he had for 2019.
- Cam Newton passed his exit physical, so you know what that means, and DrawPlayDave is all over it.
Cam to New England?https://t.co/Sa8ijFXDWO pic.twitter.com/P8qL80r3if
— Dave Rappoccio (@DrawPlayDave) March 25, 2020
Finally, the Rams are going to throw Eric Dickerson in front of the fanbase vis-à-vis the new logo.
- As the Rams’ vice president of business development, people have been tweeting at him about the new look, which he also isn’t a fan of.
- He’s apparently going to try & have a meeting with the marketing department.
.@RamsNFL fans, I reviewed your comments regarding our new logos and share in your disappointment. I’ll be speaking with the Rams on our behalf. Please like if you prefer the logo on the left and retweet to vote for the logo on the right (Rams booster club).
-The Rambassador pic.twitter.com/wZuzCzwdER— Eric Dickerson (@EricDickerson) March 25, 2020
Today’s internet good dog is Bogey, a Golden Retriever pup who gets caught between biting his tail & trying to roll over.
This is Bogey. He was pupset about the Olympics being postponed until he realized that's just more time to perfect his routine. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/uAcw789Z1z
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) March 25, 2020
Wait’ll he learns about balls!
Tonight’s … entertainment?:
- Wrasslin’:
- AEW Dynamite – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN3
- NXT – 8:00PM | USA
- Forged in Fire – 9:00 PM | History Channel
- Four first responder bladesmiths are tasked with forging tactical knives out of rescue tools. Ultimately two smiths persevere and return home to recreate one of the most important tools in a firefighter’s arsenal: the Halligan Bar.
- Brockmire – 10:00 PM | IFC / ctvcomedy.ca
- Jim is trying hard to enact change in the league but the owners don’t seem to care or want it.
- Engineering Catastrophes – 11:08 PM | Science Channel
- A brand-new bridge suddenly collapses in Miami and several die in a horrifying calamity. Experts use the latest science to investigate what went wrong and how an innovative bridge-building technique could be to blame.
- Given how many people here enjoy posting engineering pics & gifs, well – here you go.
Have a good time commenting tonight. I’m going to try & overcome my writer’s block.
My biggest problem today is not knowing the difference between the symptoms of the Corona virus and the symptoms of being an alcoholic shut-in.
I’m always confused about this. Are these comics meant to be funny?
seriously?
Dead. Serious.
as serious as a properly designed and built engine oil sump?
Amen, brother
https://vimeo.com/360855909
Ayo, yeah they’re funny. the funniest. funnier than funny. of the fun
What’s funny about this one?
Old school porn cheap?
Old school porn being worth millions?
Or having to read a short story in six cels for a non joke?
That’s not funny either. At least this is a funny car.
Ayo, it’s funny because that cat has designer glasses. Do you need a road map?
Wait, what? How are those different from normal glasses?
GIVE ME THE MAP DAMMIT!
Also, which one is the fucking cat? And what is the other one?
Ayo, I like you because you’re as stupid as me.
“Tiger King.” What the fuck am I watching?!
Terrible content?
That goes without saying.
I’m going to invoke the Alheimer’s rule here,
meaning that I’ve probably said this before but.
If you’re watching the OJ Made in America thing, well I met OJ.
My old girlfriend, the crazy redhead and I were in Jamaica getting crazy, mon and who should we see walking across the open common but OJ Simpson. He was golfing in Jamaica while looking for the real killers.
I had to say something as he walked up to the bar so I said, “Hey OJ! I used to watch you run for USC and the Buffalo Bills. We live in San Pedro”
I’ve been drinking you see.
OJ says “I know San Pedro well.” We shake hands, he shakes hands with the crazy redhead.
I buy him a drink and we talk about life and I tell him “yeah, you were the shit at SC and then you were in the movies and then…”
This was in 2003-ish?
He says “Yeah I know I know.”
Very personable guy. Fun to have a drink with.
We’re walking away and the crazy redhead says “I can’t believe I shook hands with a murderer!”
I asked her to speak more quietly in the presence of a murderer.
That’s my OJ story.
If you want to make a real power-move, sign your well written emails with the complimentary close “Yours in Christ.”
It’s a judo move, and thus must be used sparingly. This is tactics, not theology. Only you can be the judge of when to use it. The goal is to strike your opponent off-balance.
Thank you for reading this.
Yours in Christ,
Brick Meathook
Erin go Bragh, bruh
Fer Christ’s sake, why fucking bother?
Dear Viva La Tabula Raza,
Viva,
Thank you for your response to my post. Your opinion means a great deal to me, and I’d like to thank you for sharing it. We will get through this together.
Yours in Christ,
Brick Meathook
The best life. No bra, no pants.
