It comes down to this, a clichéd saying that means you don’t have anything better to say. But I do!
It’s been a rough month in the world. In short, it’s all gone to hell, even if we’re not all gonna die. We think. Unless you’re a disciple of BOLTMAN. In which case we will all perish and femur drum solos will be eternal. Speaking of long drum solos…
Rest in peace, Neil. But that didn’t involve any bones. Like this one.
Wait, that one didn’t either! Even though it was in the name! Rip-off.
Either way, it’s the 2020 Banner Madness Championship, and coupled with Belarusian lesser footy and iceball, it’s basically all we got. And Marbula One, which is the “sport” that I’ve been keeping track on. It should not be as riveting as I find it, but I am the guy who breaks down the robot fights on this site so I’m a bit less conventional with my sports.
Speaking of, yes, BattleBots is postponed for coronavirus. Obviously no update yet.
Back to us, here are your Penultimate Four results.
58. “In honor of Veteran’s Day I’ve taken a shot of Bulleit and neglected to adequately provide mental health services to myself.” beats 49. “The Dolphins just announced that their entire roster will be listed as Questionable for next week. They’re not injured, just really fucking questionable.” 22-10
59. “If Garrett had only hit a woman with that helmet he’d be back by Week 14.” beats 2. “These goal posts are taking it like an NFL girlfriend lately.” 21-10
So that gives you your championship matchup, a pair of late in the year comments. Or as Nomonkeyfun put it:
Domestic violence vs. ignoring the trauma of veterans who ya got?
Trick question, latter leads to the former. Everyone wins.
He is correct on that one. But there are your choices, this or that.
(Note: “Engine, engine, number 9, on the New York Transit line” doesn’t exist anymore. They discontinued the 9 train back in 2005.)
2020 Banner Madness Championship
- 58. “In honor of Veteran’s Day I’ve taken a shot of Bulleit and neglected to adequately provide mental health services to myself.” (73%, 32 Votes)
- 59. “If Garrett had only hit a woman with that helmet he’d be back by Week 14.” (27%, 12 Votes)
Total Voters: 44
You have the requisite 24 hours. Vote now!