Well, we’ve survived another weekend. Life & society has, for the most part, adapted to the changes brought about. One of the larger microbreweries in Vancouver – Parallel 49 – has started making hand sanitizer from their excess ethyl alcohol during their beer production.

 

Due to a shortage of plastic bottles, it’s being both canned & refilled into existing pump bottles. There’s no word if you can go down & get a growler full for individual use. It’s a noble way to keep your name in the news and increase foot traffic to the facility during the Bad Times. It’s certainly a different approach than New York, which is using prison labour to help produce the product.


Today’s internet good dog is Louie, a Golden Retriever who wants to go for a walk.

https://twitter.com/Kiaz19/status/1243068535896760321


Tonight’s … entertainment?:

  • WWE WrestleMania 32: From Arlington, Texas – 7:00 PM | ESPN
    • WWE stars collide on “The Grandest Stage of Them All” in Arlington, Texas. Matches include Triple H vs. Roman Reigns; Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar; Shane McMahon vs. the Undertaker; and Kalisto vs. Ryback.
    • Really, it’s worth watching because it was one of the shittiest ‘Manias of all time, and the worst in recent memory.
      • It sets the standard for the pre-taped Wrestlemania next weekend to beat.
  • Buddy vs. Duff – 9:00 PM | FOOD
    • Buddy Valastro and Duff Goldman conjure up cakes filled with special effects to celebrate the fantasy and fun of Medieval Times’ 30th anniversary.
      • Sword fighting, jousts, and royal pageantry inspire them to make two of their most ambitious cakes yet.
  • Spy Wars with Damian Lewis – 8:00 PM | SMITHSONIAN
    • The largest surveillance operation in British history is examined by Damian Lewis, who looks at the 2006 joint investigation between MI5, London’s Metropolitan Police Counter-Terrorism Unit, and the CIA to track down a homegrown Al Qaeda cell in east.
    • This show has been quite enjoyable.
  • Citizen Kane – 8:00 PM | TCM
    • After a multimillionaire newspaper magnate utters the mysterious name “Rosebud” on his deathbed, reporters scramble to decipher the word’s meaning, touching off a fascinating series of flashbacks on his life, career and relationships.
    • Unironically, Donald Trump’s favorite movie.

I’ll let you know how the return to school tomorrow goes.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ALXMAC
Doktor Zymm

Can we find an independent judge to settle Trump’s dick measuring contest with China?

Viva La Tabula Raza

My vote is for Ghana.

Viva La Tabula Raza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iiGqBfyLaw
And as things fell apart, no body paid much attention.

WCS

Heard about Houston? Heard about Detroit? Heard about Pittsburgh, PA?

Viva La Tabula Raza

You ought to know
not to stand by the window.
Somebody see you up there.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I wish David Byrne were president. I might be a little more optimistic about the future.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I am using this advice right now. This isolation thing is making me a bit…….

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Doktor Zymm

Hai kitty

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Gratliff

Counterpoint: Don’t

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I spent the whole day getting quietly drunk and stoned and stayed away completely from the usual news sites I visit, and watched various PBS and BBC documentaries. It was very therapeutic. I guess I am going to have to re-immerse myself tomorrow in order to keep abreast of the situation and how it might affect my position with the Department of Defense. I’d really rather not go to bed at this point, which would mean that I have to get up in the morning. Going to see now how long this can keep me awake:
https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/films/swamp/

Doktor Zymm

I’ve been on and off with news, it’s good to strike the balance between immersion and being informed. I keep reminding myself that people did actually get PTSD from just watching 9/11 news coverage. Most people are probably nowhere near that point, but it does highlight how significant a mental effect all of this can have on us.

I’ve done the don’t want to sleep because tomorrow thing and i’m sure you have before too, try to get 4 hours if you can.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I talked to the smartest person in the world I know yesterday, she is a structural engineer who leads my engineering technical support team down at the USAF Civil Engineer Center where I have the worst fucking commander-in-chief in almost 250 years. Thankfully she is a full 20 years younger than me and happily married and has a cool husband and a very smart 12 year old daughter whom I dote upon, so no gross old man stuff will ever transpire, though if I had known her 20 years ago I might have pursued. Smart women turn me on. I did invite her and her family to come out and have a swim in the pool, which is now at 72 degrees. I told her I think we can maintain the social distancing as long as everybody makes their own drinks; she’s down with it and maybe I will have some visitors in the next week or two! Yay!

Doktor Zymm

Hope it works out!
The socially distanced pool party thing I mean

Viva La Tabula Raza

Thank you. Fingers crossed for an optimal outcome. Will update as events warrant.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Word of warning; it is a bit depressing, but very well done.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Thanks. Being that it’s PBS, I don’t expect it to be anything but both/either of what you lined out.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t think I have seen an American Experience that was not well, done, but I have seen some where I already knew most of the story and had to turn it off….. because we are terrible.

Viva La Tabula Raza

No one here gets out alive.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Puppies help.

Viva La Tabula Raza

My girls are in their mid-teens, failing noticeably in their seniority, and that is bumming me out even more than if I did not have them. (enter sad emoji here).

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Doesn’t help what we are handing over to them.

WCS

Mother! seems to be a weird reboot of Rosemary’s Baby.

Doktor Zymm

So like,1970’s devil worship panic for millenials? Neat!

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Maybe that Cats thing isn’t that bad.

Doktor Zymm

I’m not intoxicated enough to view this gif, there should be a warning

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
herodotus450

But, what if cabriolevirus also affected mosquitoes? Would we even want it to go away?

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Doktor Zymm

We’re perfectly capable of killing mosquitos with biological agents that don’t also kill us

herodotus450

But those biological agents are just bats that eat the mosquitoes. Wait, bats, the RAND Corporation… It all makes sense!

Doktor Zymm

Nah, we got genetically modified bugs that make em sterile, but people are afraid to unleash them because they’re soft

Gratliff

MI just had its first politician die from it: a state rep in Detroit who was only 44. The executive orders are coming out one after the other the last few days. Last couple hours had one for new prison rules which will restrict transferring inmates between facilities without proper testing and controls and give local prison more leeway to start releasing non-violent offenders, and one reducing liability for healthcare providers by giving more decision-making authority to RNs and NPs and allowing med school students and such to volunteer for testing services. Meanwhile, the confirmed count is doubling every couple days or so (80 cases to 5.5k in 10 days), with the explosion coming out of Detroit and the surrounding areas, but it’s rapidly moving north, and there’s a county with a dozen or so confirmed cases just south of the bridge that connects the peninsulas, so this shit is spreading fast. They also aren’t testing healthcare workers who aren’t showing symptoms due to scarcity of the tests. This is what it’s like with a state with aggressive testing and emergency management. I can’t imagine what the red states will look like when this shit hits full gear.

Doktor Zymm

This is unfortunate, you could see MI ramping up a few days ago but I hoped it was a fluke 🙁
Red States will be interesting, despite LA being ahotspot Mississippi was still business as usual a few days ago. I guess they don’t have the population centers, so that might limit cases, but they also don’t have the health care capacity so I wouldn’t be surprised if their death rate is tragic.
Acting early is the only real defense, and despite an increase in cases here I think CA has got things under more control than many other places in the country. And my parents are doing ok in MD

Gratliff

People who were super sad literally every person in New Orleans didn’t die in Katrina so they could turn it into an amusement park are definitely big on sticking to business as usual in LA

Gratliff

Also, for the MI thing, Detroit is one of the most vulnerable spots in the country. It’s basically kindling for every outbreak. It’s the poverty and disenfranchisement of the poorest areas of Mississippi with a much higher population density. They see it pretty much every time something bad comes through.

Doktor Zymm

This pisses me off, I’ve only visited Detroit but I really enjoyed it. It’s like all the stuff I hated about Chicago was distilled into Detroit in pure concentrated form. Fuck the midwest and their thinly veiled friendly racism

Gratliff

I mean, they literally built an 8 mile wall between the black and white areas in the 40’s, and that shit paid dividends in the way of racial strife for about 60 years.

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, Chicago they at least pretended they were tracking an interstate through the middle of the city for development and ‘slum clearance’ and the fact that it eradicated minority neighborhoods and cut off the ‘black belt’ from the rest of the city was just coincidence… fuck the midwest

herodotus450

fuck the midwest

Ah and I see here is says youre from Maryland? We all saw that documentary about The Wire.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Maryland; from city type suburbia to deep south in ten minutes.

Doktor Zymm

Little America, or America in a Nutshell but there is disagreement on the type of nut

Doktor Zymm

Apparently The Wire has become popular again during quarantine? I only watched the first season, I should go back and watch more. I was more on the DC side but I always enjoyed Ballsitchmore

Doktor Zymm

It was unfortunately a common tactic, and one promoted by federal funding

Viva La Tabula Raza

They did manage to stop a couple of freeways from going through the cities, notably in Boston and Memphis.

Doktor Zymm

I think I’m mildly allergic to sparkling wine made using the Charmat-Martinotti method, but I’m not going to stop drinking it

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Doktor Zymm

I may have to put Churchill back into my “three dead drinkers dinner party” roster.
Dorothy Parker, Thurgood Marshall, Winston Churchill, and me making the martinis. Sounds like a fine time!

ALXMAC

(slightly embarrassed that I had to google Dorthy Parker)

Doktor Zymm

If you have extra free time now, use some of it to read her short stories!

herodotus450

I’ll just assume she’s related to McArthur Parker.

ALXMAC

That’s MAC Arthur Parker to you sir!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’d ask about food shipments to India and Gallipoli, then we’d just get in a fight.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Also, would call into question the wisdom of aerial policing of Mesopotamia.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You just went for the soft underbelly of Churchill……..

/sorry/ not sorry

Viva La Tabula Raza

“Soft underbelly indeed.”
—Monte Cassino, 1944

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Kinda the intent, but yeah.