- Lesser Footy May Day – How Many tWBS’s Shall There Be? – May 23, 2020
- Most Glorious Return and Regerts FOAR 2028-29 – May 2, 2020
- Slight Emergence Into Reality – Saturday Open Thread – April 25, 2020
Oh, have you not been playing Football Manager 2020 with the intensity and the involuntary spasming of a prime crickhead? PLEBIANS.
I am as terrible at this as I am GAMBLOR. PLEASE SEND OPIATES.
Anyway, the Central European paradise that is unquestionably Belarus still rules our sportsball desert world. You get a triple header today, headlines by my new and improved can’t lose talisman Neman Grdono (away to Shakhtar Soligork) at 8:30 EST. Behold, and look into the mightiest chasms of death.
Next week will somehow be…even less unhinged from reality? CAN’T WAIT!
Oh, and discuss amongst yourselves as to the fate of sport this fall. Because FORGET SUMMER. It ain’t happening. College football? Presidents have to weigh the balance of ded chill’uns (ok, young adults) and the Ice Age enveloping their athletic departments. Shit, who wants to bet how many UNIVERSITIES AS A WHOLE go up against the wall?
Also, my cat has been missing over a week, and I hate everything and everyone in the entire goddamned world.
Enjoy your day.