Your “Working The Runway” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

  • Those of you hoping for creamsicle should prepare for disappointment: The Bucs have debuted their new uniforms.  
    • Instead of an origin throwback, they chose to return to before Warren Sapp had his issues with the bargaining price for a lady’s attention.
    • NFL rules mandate that uniforms can only be changed every five years though. Wearing the previous uniforms until 2019, the Bucs went 34-62 (.354), third-worst in the NFL, and did not reach the postseason.
      • The only nod to their original garb is in the white block numbers, which have a thick black outline and a thinner orange line inside of it as a nod to Tampa Bay’s creamsicle days.
      • However, they do note that if the NFL allows multiple helmet designs starting in 2021, then they can reintroduce the creamsicle as a throwback alternate.
        • Current concussion protocols dictate the use of only one helmet design, to ensure each player wears the same type throughout a season.
  • The CFL has delayed the start of its season from June 11 to “sometime” in July.
    • “Like our fellow Canadians, we in the CFL are striving to meet today’s challenges with both pragmatism and hope,” commissioner Randy Ambrosie said in a statement. “We are pragmatic enough to see our country still has sacrifice and hard work ahead of it.”
    • Considering the CFL only has a two-game preseason, look for the NFL to get some ideas.
  • Speaking of NFL preseason, when it does happen, the Rams & Chargers will be the “Hard Knocks” teams.
    • Likely because it’s their first season in their new shared facility, and it will be interesting to follow the demarcation of the relationship between Stan Kroenke & his rent boy tenant Dean Spanos.
  • Also on the preseason agenda: Sky judge!
    • If the Rules Committee votes to eliminate the PI challenge rule, then they might take up the Ravens’ proposal about having an extra official for onsite video review.
    • It would be a 2020 trial, with the earliest regular season change being in 2021.

Today’s internet good dog is a not-necessarily smart dog who is confused by the other dog in the mirror that appears to be mocking him.

https://twitter.com/AnnaCAAlves/status/1246917615815180288


Tonight’s … entertainment?:

  • The Conners – 8:00 PM | ABC
    • Bev realizes that she likes to use her finances to spread happiness. She decides to fund Mark’s tuition to a coding camp.
    • I will say it’s been fairly good without Roseanne, if you like traditional sitcoms.
  • Ken Burns Presents The Gene: An Intimate History – 8:00 PM | PBS
    • SEASON 1 • EPISODE 1 • PART 1
      • Part One interweaves the present-day story of the Rosens, a young family on an odyssey to find a cure for their four-year old daughter’s rare genetic disease.
    • It’s Ken Fucking Burns, so you know it’ll be good & informative.
  • Schitt’s Creek – 8:00 PM | Comedy Central / POP / CBC
    • Series finale
  • WWE 24 – 8:00 to 11:00PM | FS1
    • Three episodes of behind-the-scenes at Wrestlemania’s past
  • Ink Master – 10:00 PM | Paramount
    • The final five artists are given a composition test.

A fairly fluid evening is on hand. Enjoy yourselves.

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Brick Meathook
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

See.

yeah right

Still going to work everyday. Still washing my hands like a jizz scrubber in a midtown Manhattan peep show booth.

Still alive to tell about it.

Our Main Street 7:00 band is going strong on a nightly basis.

Let’s keep pushing on folks.

And give daily thanks to the frontline medical workers and hell the grocery store folks too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0zINtulhM

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ALXMAC
Unsurprised

Redshirt has officially spun himself into a dervish

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theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s a very oddly shaped warning zone for Tornadoes. Interesting.

Unsurprised

It’s an Andy Dalton pattern, which I suppose means that it should expect to be intercepted for a touchdown in Canton

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fairly fluid evening is a really good way to describe a night of drinking

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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SonOfSpam

Trump killed John Prine. Gobots, activate. (prolly not the right phrase but i like poon)

Brick Meathook

Did John Prine die?

Brick Meathook

Oh man he did. That was a solid death. I have a great John Prine story.

yeah right

Do tell I love John Prine.

Unsurprised

The Onion has been killing it the last two days.

So has the Wisconsin GOP (with an assist by the worthless and corrupt as fuck Supreme Court)

Unsurprised

Seeing the losers bitching about the Boris article makes it a billion times funnier

Senor Weaselo

I’ve spent the last 2 1/2 hours recording the same movement I spent 3 hours recording last night, and finally got a matching 1st and 2nd violin take that I don’t entirely abhor.

Only mostly. Here’s footage of Senor as countless takes were ruined due to car exhaust noises, sirens, being out of tune, etc..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1K2rSvcQs0

Game Time Decision

Glad you got it done

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Look, part of getting older is that sometimes it takes a few tries for a successful movement

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

I will say it’s been fairly good without Roseanne, if you like traditional sitcoms.

But she’s what elevated it to great. She should not have been fired. I like my creative people to be batshit crazy.

WhyEaglesWhy

The new Bucs unis are actually pretty good, apart from the orange accent that sticks out like a sore thumb. The pewter looks different on different pieces though, like the Cowboys’ blue. On the helmet it looks coppery and on the uni itself it looks gray. I do hate that monocolor look though, Color Rush can feel free to go die. Not one team looks good in it.

Unsurprised

I’m expecting maybe half of the NFL season to be cancelled.

WhyEaglesWhy

I would bet the house on all of it being cancelled.

Unsurprised

Hippo! I need the line on a good bookie.

The Maestro

No CFL until July, no hockey, no baseball, no basketball make Maestro something something.

WCS

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litre_cola

No CPL either, I was to be in your town in May, was going to stay the weekend and go to a match.

Brick Meathook

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

My Mom has called me twice and spent an hour trying to copy an email on her phone she can send it as a text. Please kill me

litre_cola

Did she try turning it off and on again?

Sharkbait

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Brick Meathook

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Col. Duke LaCross

“Thank you, Los Naked…Mariachis.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Los Danglers?

Unsurprised

I’m no English major, but I believe Shirley Jackson would have a solution for this problem.

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Unsurprised

House 1 may as well be a distillery

theeWeeBabySeamus

Rocks R Us

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If I were stuck in a house with Ayn Rand I’d be asking Sylvia Plath for some tricks of the trade within ten minutes.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I’d like to think that everyone in #3 would strangle Ayn Rand.

Brick Meathook

House #6 would have a lot of booze and probably a couple of gunfights

nomonkeyfun

But Mailer would get Papa out of jail, only to see him kill someone 2 months later. In apologia, Mailer would then stab his wife, while running for Mayor.

Brick Meathook

Dorothy Parker would just drink and crack wise about it.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Too bad no William S Burroughs to shoot his wife in the head playing William Tell.

scotchnaut

The quality of their output should have made them far more successful. I give you Sloan-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmvVvcf8mBE

LemonJello

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LemonJello

I’ll have to stay alert then.
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Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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rockingdog

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WCS
scotchnaut

I FUCKING LOVE BERTNEY SKEWERS!

SonOfSpam

“…a young family on an odyssey to find a cure for their four-year old daughter’s rare genetic disease.”

Seems fair.

/shakes fist angrily at Jebus

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No one likes tumblr jokes anymore.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

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LemonJello

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Don’t forget your goat leggings!

scotchnaut

“Nice!”

-Anton LaVey

BC Dick

First day with windows open all over the house. 17C/63F. I enjoyed the hot breath of god on my neck today.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Neck?

BC Dick

He is everywhere, as they say

scotchnaut

“Can’t wait for Ken Burns’ ‘Blue Jean’ episode!”

-Dyslexsic David Bowie

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

Wolfe went plaid before it was cool.

Gumbygirl