NFL Notes:
- After the Bucs underwhelming uniform reveal, the Falcons then said, “Hold my beer”.
- The “ATL” really makes it apparent they are the Atlanta Falcons and not the Montreal Alouettes.
- And I’m sorry, but this uniform really shows off the fact that Matt Ryan couldn’t hold a 28-3 lead over the Patriots.
- The throwback on the right is the only “good” one.
- The “ATL” really makes it apparent they are the Atlanta Falcons and not the Montreal Alouettes.
- Dreamboat’s having a busy week.
- He went on Howard Stern & said he would have been successful without Belichick, but that they each allowed the other to become more successful.
- “I think it’s a pretty s—ty argument actually that people would say that, because again, I can’t do his job, and he can’t do mine,” Brady said on the program. “So the fact you could say, ‘Would I be successful without him, the same level of success?’ I don’t believe I would have been. But I feel the same vice versa, as well.”
- Oh, and he also told this lie:
- “I never cared about legacy. I could give a s—- about (legacy),” Brady told Stern. “I never once when I was in high school did I think ‘Man, I can’t wait for what my football legacy looks like.’ That’s not me, that’s not my personality.”
- Tom & Gisele paid for 750,000 meals via the Feeding Tampa Bay charity.
- And they are getting all the Twitter love from – what is the Tampa equivalent of a TOMMY FROM QUINZEE? Tibor from Ybor?
- He went on Howard Stern & said he would have been successful without Belichick, but that they each allowed the other to become more successful.
We welcome @TomBrady, @giseleofficial and their family to our community and thank them as they #StandwithFTB by providing 750,000 meals to support our children, families and seniors throughout the 10 – county region that we serve.
RT to show gratitude to the Brady family! pic.twitter.com/nc2KlkqqCP
— Feeding Tampa Bay (@FeedingTampaBay) April 8, 2020
Today’s good internet dog is Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer’s Labradoodle, who was kicked out of the house for interrupting a press briefing his owner, the Governor, was trying to conduct.
i was sent. into the outdoors. because kevin. is not allowed. to bark at. reporters. on the phone.
☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️how else. is kevin supposed. to tell them. they are GREAT!!! and that. i love them???????????
💓💗💖💞💓 pic.twitter.com/LxWvW7xDPj— Kevin + Doug Whitmer (@MIFirstDogs) April 7, 2020
His name is Kevin, and he has his own Twitter account.
Hello America! it is me, Kevin Whitmer!!!
my human, @gretchenwhitmer, will be on your TV! tonight!!! and I have something to say!!!!! #SOTU #SOTUResponse pic.twitter.com/bYH3va4qcS— Kevin + Doug Whitmer (@MIFirstDogs) February 4, 2020
Not surprisingly, he also has more favourable poll numbers than his owner.
Tonight’s … entertainment?:
- Wrasslin’:
- AEW Dynamite – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN2
- The start of the “TNT Title” tournament.
- Essentially, a modern version of the old NWA TV title Arn Anderson held for a million years.
- Tonight’s commentary provided by Tony Schiavone & Chris Jericho.
- Many, many laughs & memes will arise.
- The start of the “TNT Title” tournament.
- NXT – 8:00PM | USA
- The first night of the new Charlotte Flair era.
- The build towards Ciampa vs. Gargano.
- AEW Dynamite – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN2
- Modern Family – 9:00 PM | ABC / Global
- Series finale
- Mitchell and Cam start to adjust to their new normal; Phil and Claire came up with a plan so they can take control of the house again; Gloria notices that Manny, Joy and Joe does not need her as much as before; The whole family deals with saying goodbye.
Beyond that, I’ve got nothing. Maybe discuss the ramifications of Bernie dropping out of the race, so it’s now Biden vs. Trump in the Brawl for it All.
So I can’t walk into a 7-11 WITHOUT a mask?
PUT ALL THE SLURPEE IN THE CUP!
Status check:
Everybody good?
We’re good here. California love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wBTdfAkqGU
But we party with distance.
My dad was aircrew on B-36’s out of Limestone AFB in northern Maine back in the mid-50’s. He still says that was one fucked up plane to be assigned to.
But it was a safe, harmless…….. giant atomic bomber.
Just saw a commercial with Phil Mickelson for Enbrel.
Terrifying.
Is that like some female equivalent of an Arnold Schwarzenegger bon mot?
Before it was in his movie.
Did you notice that he plays Ping Pong right handed?
Two faced bastard!!!!!!!
I’m absolutely convinced women who give their pets human names are also fucking them.
Tom Brady on Howard? I miss when Richard and Sal would queer it up for laughs while Beetlejuice would say he was cuppa hundred years old.
Happy Passover, y’all
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x754d9g
I remember getting Wendel Clark to sign the 1992 afikomen! It’d be worth a lot money but I got really fucked up during the ’93 World Series and thought God was giving me a sign through Jim Eisenreich so I ate it.
What I’m saying is you’re a mensch.
Gut yontif.
At the HEB today, grocery bagging kid asked me what I thought about Brady leaving NE (I was wearing one of my Pats 6X SB polos). I told him no big deal, TB was done and Belicunt knew it. If Brady wins a SB at TBay, I will take it all back.
“Typo on grocery store’s Facebook leads to swift Passover apology”
A decent effort by Mother Nature, but Cincinnati hasn’t been blown off the face of the Earth. Seriously, at one point half the Tri-State Area was on a Tornado Warning.
But then, y’all got this to contend with.
https://epa.ohio.gov/portals/30/FFS/docs/fuds/Air_Force_Plant_36.pdf
(Full disclosure: I used to be the AF Environmental Restoration Chief for this plant, and worked with Bonnie Buthker [author of the attachment] quite frequently on this, as well as AFP 85 at Columbus Airport and other Air Force pollution projects at Wright Patterson in Dayton).
You guys in Ohio live in an environmental cesspool.
Air Force Plant 42 > Air Force Plant 36
But AFP 44 has the best environmental damage. Just ask Tucson! But don’t ask Raytheon! AFP 85 is the national warehouse for DSW Shoes these days. AFP 85 is where they built the US Navy Trainer T-2 Buckeye. They used to fly these out of NAS Kinsgville when I was stationed at NAS Corpus Christi almost 40 years ago. Man, that is one fucking ugly airplane. Glad I didn’t go to OSU.
Mike Brown has been trying to wipe Cincinnati off the map for decades, but, has only chipped in $3.54 to the effort since 1990.
Getting a lot of questions about my “I Never Traded On Confidential Coronavirus Information” oped that are already answered by my oped
I totally traded on confidential Corona virus information, and I made a bundle too. Lost it all in petroleum futures. Danged oil patch!
Cursed image #42315923812
And yet they’re a generation of retards.
“But Jerry Sandusky taught me to fuck.“
Hey tWBS, haven’t seen an update recently (probably my fault more than yours, I can’t look at DFO during the day when I am at work and on the USAF VPN). How’s the cold?
I’m good. No worries. Quarantine is ovah.
Yay!
This really is banner worthy, in spite of it being borrowed.
Oh, good. A Tornado Warning been issued.
Bring it on, 2020! Let’s see what you got!!!!
You are in Trump’s Ohio. You will get a “river on fire” alert shortly, especially since our benevolent leadership has suspended all EPA pollution enforcement. Ky-a-WHO-ga?
I downloaded this to post in response to another post, but am now so drunk I can’t find the post I wanted to post it in response to. Oh well, I am not going to let that search effort go to waste. Y’all are probably clever enough to figure it out.
Or was it . . . this post???
(dramatic organ music surges)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQyqvFVe4Y4&t=51s
Three of us playing poker. Get in here and take our money!
That game always yells at me to hurry up. I don’t want to hurry up.
It does need to give you more time when one of us makes one of our bullshit bets
You get intimidated by a computer? Pussy.
OPEN THE FUCKING POD BAY, HAL!
Also I’ve renewed League of Paper Champions just now. If you don’t get your notices let me know and we’ll fix it.
But I’m still gonna kick ass this year whether they play or not.
There has to be something fantasy by then.
I made $.75 from a Madden Stream of the Giants vs. Jax today. So there is that.
They’ve closed all the public activity places in my county here in Texas: boat ramps, county parks, golf courses etc. Found this out on the Nextdoor app, which is still full of right-wingers saying this is all a big made up hoax. I guess I nees to start responding to these idiots and tell them that if it’s such bullshit, maybe if they volunteered some time down at one of the local hospitals they could actually help prove their point.
State: (closes down public activities)
Retardicans: Goddamn big gubbermint! Why won’t they let us deal with this ourselves!
How many of your friendly neighbors thought the Army was conducting search and sweeps across Texas a few years ago? I’m guessing…
All.
I have a buddy with a 40 acre ranch a couple miles north of me. A CBP helicopter landed on his property, he really freaked out. And then as he filmed it he realized that the pilot just needed to get out and take a piss. Pilot got right back on board and took off. But this DID make it on to the Nextdoor app.
Sooooo… Are we ever going to play fake poker again, or do I have to give my 2.5 million fake dollars to strangers?
We need more admins that can start a new table. These 3.0 million fake chips aren’t going to suck themselves.
I have a joke for that but probably should not say it.
Where else would you say it? Spit it out!
Or swallow it. We’ll be entertained either way.
You already know it.
Lemme try something. (and don’t say spit)
OK, few minutes and Sharky will have it up and running.
TO THE FREEZER!!!
DITTO!!!!
Should just post this on a daily rotation for the next 7 months.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-kVzDAKxo
Played it three times, conducted in a workshop once, still have not played the CM solos. Chomping at the bit to play the CM solos.
It’s got “rimsky” right there in the name, people, what’s not to love?
Is that pronounced “Rim-skee” or “Rim-Skye”?
Found a funny:
[in hell]
Me: omg is that melted cheese
Satan: no it’s lav-
Me: *already waist deep* ope real hot
Mmm. Grilled Cheese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ6QHfZwTSw
All of you worried about martial law are forgetting about the MexiCan pincer maneuver that will result in your foreign takeover & extra u’s and exclamation points in all your sentences come January 2021.
Operation Canadian Baconer. Our enemies will drown in their own blood. Or, if they apologize, they will drown in maple syrup.
Traitors will get a lifetime supply of Tim Horton’s coffee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrxzRFj03Ro
Trump is too much of a pussy who wants to be liked to ever muster the will to be a despot. If he really were a fascist wannabe dictator people handwring about, there is no better time in American history for him or anyone who would be in his position to grab the U.S. by the balls than right now.
Too much of a narcissist as well – everything is about him, so he doesn’t have the capability to think bigger than today/right now. Also? Dumb as a bag of hammers, and that might be insulting to the bag.
Still trump or we talking about the conquering prime minister? Justin the painted.
lol yeah Justin’s haters are DEFINITELY concerned about the blackface.
I think it’s a telling thing that he made a habit of it. The world is his stage, we mere people are his props. And the swaths of hypocrisy are suffocating.
C’mon, man, the dude’s mom fucked Mick Jagger. What more cred does he need?
Great dude I’m sure. He’d kill the have a beer test against almost anyone after the 70s. But not to be running the big store. The country was locking down and he’s off glad handing with despots in Africa to get a useless UN seat that he still won’t get no matter what modest bribe he makes.
Hes not the worst, don’t get me wrong. I just think he’s unserious. I didn’t vote for the other guy but I also didn’t vote for him. I’d be safe and warm if I knew Steve Harper was at the helm though.
hey it was brownface
No he did both. Multiple occasions. Even stuffed his junk one time. And that was when he was a youth counsellor. The brown face was at age 29 while a teacher, too.
That was a joke I missed. Obviously. Need to switch to beer.
NOOOUUU!!!!
¡Don’t forget the ñ and upside down exclamation point!
Fun fact: that thing above the n is called a tilde.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7ElEHJpvNs
“If that happens there’ll be a taco truck on every corner” – remember that dumbass line from 2016?
SHIT YES. Add some poutine trucks and I’m burning the flag and everyone hugging it.
There are four, yes, FOUR, halal carts on the same block about a half-mile from my house. In Queens. You know, the place he grew up but will never admit to.
I, for one, welcome our new poutine-and-enchilada-producing overlords. Looking forward to the extra “u’s” and the upside down exclamation points and questions marks. Can I have some of that sweet sweet north-of-the-border socialized medicine?
Do Canadians pronounce it “aluminium” like the Brits? I like that, too.
They spell it like that, too. We do not. Canada gets to play both sides. Half our shit is metric and half is standard. And it’s not defined, it can be mixed and matched. Grocery stores here advertise in per pound and then price it in the store by kilogram. But only some of it. The rest is done opposite.
We’re like a mistress with two phones. We know we should be with the brits but there’s a real history there. And then those Americans with their big Hollywood movies and shiny guns. We try to resist. We act superior but only because England does it to us. And don’t even get started on France.
At least the Mexicans have guns
We have sensible rifles locked away in our safes back at the farm, thank you. And I’ll buy ammunition when I need it. No need to start tempting fate.
Finally figured out that this is the post to which my Treasure of the Sierra Madre post (see above) was supposed to respond to.
Dude on Wheel of Fortune tonight won $71K and new BMW.
Asshole.
I mean, all BMW owners are assholes. Self fulfilling prophecy.
I have owned a BMW; in addition, I’m an asshole (to a certain extent, anyway), but I honestly don’t think that either of these conditions has anything to do with the other. I always used my directional signals (kept the blinker fluid tank filled at all times).
You were an ironic BMW owner then, using turn signals. It’s almost worse, ya know?
You’re probably right. Now I am an old and drive a white Lexus GS350. Pathetic, you will agree. At least it’s a 2015 so doesn’t have the total Predator grille.
That’s a nice looking car. Those folks at Toyota are good at making vehicles.
It’s appropriate for a 60-year-old guy. I still have the 64 Corvette Roadster and the 65 Impala SS fastback for less sedate driving experiences.
Nice.
You’ve totally redeemed yourself.
I think I have posted pix here previously.
Please note cutesy custom front plate on the Impala. I stole that.
Indeed you have. Love that vette.
And the front plate on the Impala.
Also, I have been told by informed parties that the 3.5L V6 will go 2 or 3 hundred K (miles not kilometers), which means I should be able to drive it to my funeral, if I weren’t dead.
SPOILER ALERT COCKBITE. Some of us are already livin the dream out West.
I was more referring to the $71k.
Poor off!
HOW DO YOU WIN $71K AND A FREAKING BRAND NEW CAR ON ONE SHOW ON WOF???? HELL I’D SETTLE FOR AN HOUR WITH VANNA WHITE.
She makes about 10 mil a year by the way
She will be mine.
FINALLY SOMEONE AGE APPROPRIATE.
HEY!!!! Cut that out.
And $10 Mil a year, I don’t care.
Is it an M4 with the loudest fucking exhaust package imaginable?
I liked Bernie, but that ship probably sailed four years ago, and more people voted for his opponent then and more people are voting for his opponent now. Now, Joe Biden has a few objectionable policy positions, sure. But one thing I’m 99% sure of is one of them isn’t pro-little kids rotting in cages with no hope of ever seeing their parents again and having to defend themselves in immigration courts even though some of them are so young they haven’t uttered their first word yet and all in our name.
The other guy that Biden is now running against is 100% assuredly in favor of little kids rotting in cages with no hope of ever seeing their parents again and having to defend themselves in immigration courts even though some of them are so young they haven’t uttered their first word yet and all in our name.
My choice is crystal fucking clear in November.
Yeah but, did you see how funny trump was at that press conference? I don’t know man, he’s just the sort of down-to-earth-trust-fund-billionaire-
who-hates-women-I-want-to-have-a-beer-with and that’s all that really matters for the leader of the fucking country, right?If I sat down for a beer with a person with his personality traits, I would be beating that person over the head with a bar stool within 4 minutes. Listen to him. Jesus Fucking Christ in a motorized wheelchair…
Yeah, his dipshit supporters actually think he’s funny though and he’s not smart enough to be. Barack would crack jokes and thankfully had the self-awareness to know he was cornball as hell and didn’t expect laughs at his shitty dad jokes. This shitbag in there now genuinely thinks he’s George Carlin or something.
There are truly that many stupid people. (Source: Facebook, real life, etc.)
My favorite song by one of my favorite bands. The chorus says it all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfZbFh7qlCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWxMCLHXkVc
Who killed all of sports?
And by proxy, that guy up above.
If my dad acted like Trump, I’d disown my family. If I had a son and he acted like Trump, I would beat it out of him. And I guarantee it would hurt him worse than it would hurt me.
I think it’s nice that you don’t think that Trump is going to declare an emergency, martial law, and “postpone” the November elections. See my post below about the purge of the inspectors general. Just another step in that direction. Or maybe I’m just too fucking cynical and pessimistic. I hope that’s the case.
He can’t (I know, like that would stop him) and the Constitution says his term ends Jan 20, 2021. He and Pence are done that day, so if there’s no election Pelosi becomes President.
They will do everything they can to fuck with the election, but postponement ain’t happening.
Not to be that guy, but…
Actually, if there’s no election, then there are no Representatives, and Nancy Pelosi is out of the line of succession. It goes to the president pro tempore of the Senate, which is either Chuck Grassley or the other senator from Vermont, Pat Leahy, depending on what the hell happens with the 33 new Senate vacancies.
My bad. You’re absolutely right.
Although, ACTUALLY actually what happens then is, conservative law profs make some bullshit argument as to how no, Trump really is president still through the ancient doctrine of I want it, it’s mine.
The Supreme Court will solemnly consider this, then shrug and say, “it’s a political question, we decline to rule” in a 5-4 decision.
I mean…anything’s possible, but there’s gonna be an election on 11/3. Only real question is about suppression, and there are more Dem governors than in 2016.
Oh yeah, those are all unrealistic scenarios. Besides, you never want to just overtly declare you’re taking over. Just steal the election and you’ve got yourself a claim to legitimacy.
No one can ignore congressional subpoenas, either. But they have, with no repercussions apparently.
I lived through military coups in the Philippines and Turkey as a kid. Never thought about it happening in the US, but I might welcome it considering the performance and apparent intent of the present Gang of Idiots.
And, this president does not seem inclined to give a flying fuck about what the Constitution has to say. I’m sure it will be the same with whatever the Constitution has to say about the day his term officially expires.
He doesn’t have THAT kind of power, nor does he have the people around him to competently put together the plan to cancel the election successfully.
I’m an atheist, but I pray that you are right.
“Jared, cancel the election. Get Vanky to help. Tremendous. Strong.”
“Jared, cancel the election. Get Vanky to help. Then send her to my bedroom.”
Gross and accurate.
But will the youth socialist wing vote for an establishment guy, as they say? I figured they’d need to put in a commie lite VP to get that vote out or it would be in danger of a repeat of last election. That part seems to want nothing to do with compromise even within the party.
I know how a split party can kill any elections chances from the years of PC/Reform up here in Canada. Lots of differences in method and it’s within a party rather than an actual split but the politics is the same. They seem to see it as selling out to vote for anyone but Sanders or what have you as their preferred candidate.
Or at least that’s how it’s coming across to me.
As the primaries showed, there really aren’t that many of ’em. And there’s a reason Trump pulled the funny stuff with Ukraine. Biden’s gonna beat him like a drum and he knows it.
But I’m such a tight race like last time you’d want the whole team out, no? There’s clearly a big enough market to get Bernie and AOC et al elected to their positions. It can’t be ruled out. The only other reasons the Dems seem to have is that a huge chunk of the electorate are anti woman or racist or that Putin tricked everyone with facebook ads. Right? That’s what I’ve seen.
Barack got in twice. It’s not the people, it’s the person running. Why not cover your bases by putting a lefty alongside Joe? I guess cause he might die and then it would be straight to communism? I don’t buy it.
It won’t be Bernie. It’ll be a woman. Best guesses? Harris, Warren, Whitmer in some order.
Hillary was flawed (much more so than Biden) and beat his ass by 3 million votes. Biden polls MUCH better than Hillary ever did in the swing states (due to combination of misogyny and Hillary-hate). And I agree that it’s the person, and Biden = Obama for a lot of people.
Also? Trump has no new voters. He’s lost a small percentage from 2016 and made zero effort to attract new ones. All the other side has is voter suppression and going negative. Won’t work this time.
I wouldn’t count out voter suppression or some other electoral fuckery just yet. But it will probably only really work out in states that are already pro-Trump, not swing states.
*Wisconsin says, “Not so fast there, Viva,”*
Biden’s up SIX points in Florida, and old people gonna die there. Wisconsin is a concern but it won’t matter if FL, PA, and MI go blue as it seems they will.
That have more than that. That’s what partisan democrats think they have and they were proved wrong.
There’s a reason he wins in places with blue collar workers. He promised to make things better for them. As they see it, the jobs they could’ve have were moved overseas to line the pockets of fat cats. He did basically what he said he’d do and there’s no reason to believe they won’t vote for him again.
It was about their livelihoods and what they see as a focus on pet issues and a focus on political correctness with the other side. He sure wasn’t a perfect or good candidate but he offered hope and he didn’t seem like a lying politician. Just a regular liar.
The youth socialist wing didn’t show up to vote for the democratic socialist guy either. I don’t think it’ll matter too much.
That’s my point kind of. They only want their person and no one else. Once the other ones were gone , the American socialists, they didn’t get behind sanders. But why not get the biggest chunk of them to at least have a reason to support the big bad political party.
I voted for Liz in the primary here and sincerely hope she’s the VP pick. If not, Senate Majority Leader Elizabeth Warren has a nice ring to it.
I’d vote for a syphilitic dysenteric sock puppet at this point.
I thought you hated Trump.
I don’t know how to break this to you, but the stories about detention centers for innocent immigrant children were coming out before Trump even started running, and were appalling when they did. Anyone paying attention was appalled, and that shouldn’t be forgotten in the shadow of Trump turning ICE into his own personal SS. There’s a million ways Biden is better than Trump, but I’d hope the overton window hasn’t shifted so far into insanity that we’re longing for the days of more humane concentration camps.
It’s like they’re making new uniforms just for the hell of it. That ATL is stupid. It’s missing more than half the city name. Are they the FALCO now too?
Oh yeah, it’s all coming together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-bgiiTxhzM
This song gives Goodell a raging semi.
Rock me, Matty Ice.
He always asked me to say that, too.
Oh great – you lit the Footsteps beacon.
They’ll be looking fondly at those uniforms this season while they are playing to empty stadiums because everybody in Georgia is dead because of their stupid fucking governor’s refusal to go stay-at-home.
So, same as when the Braves have a playoff game.
What the fuck, Rex?
Quite true, though. Geno wouldn’t win shit.
Yeah, but he didn’t have to say it
The Stalinist purge of the government inspectors general, to be replaced by Trump flunkies, makes me even more certain that although I was born, grew up in, served in the armed forces of, and still work for the government of a democracy, I will die in a kleptocratic authoritarian dictatorship. I could handle the dictatorship part if only the dictator wasn’t such an extreme fucking moron. Knows nothing, thinks he knows everything, dangerous combination.
You ever heard of John Marshall though?
Go Herd! (Class of ’87)
It reminds me of how Janet Rehnquist was so incompetent and literally dangerous (she would play with her government-issued gun in her office) as the HHS IG that Bush had to fire her.
Gently used?
?????????????????????????
Any other timeline this would surprise me.
This is the essence of the base Republican philosophy: “Fuck you, you’re on you’re own, motherfucker.”
“Right after I get mine, of course”
“Hey, let’s deny any responsibility of ethical organization. We need to focus on enriching ourselves, our friends, and our contributors.”
Just like he took responsibility for the Wall Street bailout, and in both cases people who should have been imprisoned on the surface of the sun are free and wealthy
Who doesn’t?
Apparently Amy doesn’t need a bra either.
That and her weed connection are major positives in her character.
I’m not entirely sure that she isn’t hiding an Adam’s apple under that scarf, though.
Pretty sure those are natural hippie chick tits that become angry and pancake-y after the adaptation to suburbian soccer mom resentment status.
Work has been insane. We get these impossibly huge orders that we can’t fill because the supply chain is broken right now. We’re doing our best. I’m posting a T-Rex tune because I can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQw3LBl2eEU
Fantastic song; excellent choice.
Fucking every other commercial is FF7. Australia’s had it for a week and I can’t play it for 27.5 hours. Boooooooo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzFh9GuE0rA
Happy whateverthefuckdaythisis.
I see you got out today, Moose.
Essential LOVER.
Mmm…Lowenbrau…
re: Tibor
I think Brady’s new fan should be a swamp person like that guy from Waterboy. I doubt this is legitimately reflective of Tampa folk but, come on, weird swamp rat is the best choice.
Could you love Ohio Gov. DeWine more?
https://patch.com/ohio/cleveland/ohioans-can-now-get-alcohol-carry-out-orders-how-it-works
I think it was someone here who speculated the reason for not shutting down alcohol was so l’hospitals won’t have to deal with delerium tremens.
One Colorado govmint people speculated that too.
Or the cops from having to deal with all the liquor store break-ins. I had my sledge hammer ready.
Very Card Is Subject To Change episode of AEW right now. Archer didn’t wrestle Cabana, but instead a poorly photocopied Killer Kross.
I know what those words mean, individually, but…
I’d never vote Trump.
CORPSE 2020!!!!!!!
You sir are speaking Scotchys language.
Sorry, I’ve made up my mind.
I was wearing my Cthulhu 2016 No Lives Matter T-shirt earlier today when I mowed the lawn.
Speaking of the ex-Mrs. Bradley Cooper, but also as a personal aside, I blame/thank Big Trouble In Little China for making me dig chicks with green-ish eyes.
A billion beauty-filter-smoothening-cpu cores cry out in horror, then are extinguished.
That movie is fantastic.
‘ found a funny (couldn’t find the original)
We need to change who is in charge of this crisis. In one phone call, Radar could’ve had masks, gloves, ventilators, PPE, 12 year old Scotch, Rocky Road ice cream and grape Nehi soda.
#Ottumwastrong, bitches!
Instead, we have Trump, who has the courage and ethical compass of Frank Burns, the work ethic of Colonel Blake, the discipline of Hawkeye Pierce, and the humility of Charles Winchester.
Don’t you ever besmirch the good name of Charles Emerson Winchester III!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtaKMHZGv1U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijEiwBLCXeo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFlZBO9-12I&t=58s
I like Winchester! He was an improvement on Burns especially because he had good qualities. Burns was so all-around awful in every respect — it wasn’t enough to make him a tight-ass who didn’t get along with Pierce and Trapper, they had to make him a sniveling coward, a bigot of every kind, and even a lousy doctor — that he was unbelievable. He wasn’t even a good villain. And he was dragging down Houlihan with him.
So yeah, Charles all the way. But he was an arrogant SOB. That made him a useful foil for the lead characters without being a cardboard cutout.
I liked Robert Duvall’s portrayal of Burns in the movie.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen the film, so I forget exactly, but I recall his Burns as being a plausible human being. And I don’t blame Larry Linville for TV Burns — that was all the writing. He did his best with it.
Smaller hands than any of the characters.
And he did it all one-handed
I once had a pygmy goat named Kevin. He was real cool and a lot of fun. Then some dogs got in the yard one night and tore him to pieces. No more goats for me.
Now I wish for a wrestling show with commentary from Terry Schiavo and Chris Benoit.
I’ll bet they sing this tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n03g8nsaBro
Are they saving Eddie Guerrero and Owen Hart for AEW Dark?
If you grew up with an emotionally distant father, “Nobody’s Fool” might make you tear up every time you watch it.*
*a warning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCOrtJMQmVs
I’ll stick to “Cat’s in the Cradle” thank you very much
Cheers
Is that the ex-Miss Bradley Cooper?
It’s a Bernie Bro
I don’t know why the Falcons went to all the trouble to design those new uniforms when they could have just gone to Goodwill and bought 53 Red Bull- and vomit-stained No Fear t-shirts for like a hundred bucks.
“Feeling a bit disrespected right now.”
-“Who Farted?” apparel
All that red, Megatron’s Butthole should get looked at