Your “Youthful Misadventures In Ignorance” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Nuggets:

  • The longest tenured Chief is gone, as they released punter Dustin Colquitt today.
    • He was a salary-cap cut, as the Chiefs only had $3.5 million in space prior to cutting Colquitt & his $2.0 million salary.
    • He joins his brother Britton on the unemployment line, as the younger Colquitt was released by the Browns last year.
  • DJ Fluker has signed a free agent deal with the Ravens.
    • He leaves the Seahawks after two seasons & eight games missed due to injury.
      • Those absences contributed to both Russell Wilson’s sack & rushing yardage counts.

Finally, unlike half of their fanbase, Patriots draft pick Justin Rohrwasser has pledged to cover up his white supremacist tattoo.  

  • As an innocent teen who has never fallen down any internet rabbit holes, Rohrwasser, 23, said he was 18 when he got the tattoo.
    • “As soon as I saw what it was linked to on Saturday, it was exactly that time I knew I had to get it totally taken off my body,” he said. “I said cover it up [to reporters], but I want to get it removed from my body. It’s shameful that I had it on there ignorantly.”

  • As a reminder to some, and to edumacate the Canadians reading, according to the Anti-Defamation League “Three Percenters” “refers to the erroneous belief that only 3% of colonists fought against the British during the Revolutionary War—but achieved liberty for everybody.”
    • Current Three Percenters view themselves as modern day versions of those revolutionaries, fighting against a tyrannical U.S. government rather than the British.  
    • Ironically, according to the Southern Poverty Law Center, in the three years of the Trump presidency the antigovernment “Patriot” movement “has found itself in the odd position of being on the same side of the very federal government it has long professed to despise.”
      • Which is why they have turned to fighting the “deep state” and antifa movement.
        • Without realizing that the fascism they represent is the reason an antifa movement exists in the first place.

Today’s good internet dog is a Golden Retriever that loves the couch like a [DFO] contributor.

https://twitter.com/itsapaworld/status/1254840897159729153

The barking is legit, because Lambeau came steaming into my office when he heard the noise.


Tonight’s … entertainment?:

  • The Best of WWE – FS1
    • 8:00PM – Triple H’s best Wrestlemania matches
    • 9:00PM – The Undertaker’s Wrestlemania streak
    • 10:00PM – Shawn Michaels’ best Wrestlemania matches
  • Chopped – 9:00PM | FOOD
    • BEAT THE JUDGE: AMANDA
      • Three champions arrive back in the Chopped kitchen with their sights set on taking down a formidable foe, judge Amanda Freitag. The champions realize it will be a tough challenge when they open up the first basket and find chicken gizzards.
  • Inside the Vatican – 9:00 PM | PBS
    • Filmed over the course of one year which coincides with the 5th anniversary of Pope Francis’s pontificate, “Inside the Vatican” gains unprecedented access to one of the most important places in the Christian world. Nestled in the city of Rome, the Vatican is the head-quarters of the Catholic Church and an independent city-state.
    • Or, if you’re evangelical, you could just read this Jack Trick tract & turn up your nose at the Cult of Mary.

  • Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel – 10:00PM | HBO
    • Real Sports examines how the Coronavirus has impacted the sports world, including how live sports contributed to spreading it as well as how organizations and leagues are working together to combat the pandemic; plus, on the lighter side, we revisit the world of professional dog competitions with Soledad O’Brien.

Well, after spending part of my day reading about white American extremism & Protestant views on Mariolatry, I believe I might be done with the internet for today.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brick Meathook

I’m hammered. I might call in sick tomorrow to my remote job. What the fuck will they know.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

That’s good acting.

SonOfSpam

Breeland, re-signed to a one-year, $4.5 million contract earlier this month, is facing five charges — resisting arrest, transporting alcohol in a motor vehicle with the seal broken, open container of beer or wine in a motor vehicle, possession of 28 grams or less of marijuana or 10 grams of hash, and driving without a license.

Is Brashaud Breeland a DFO commentist? He should be.

FREE BREELAND!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That just sounds like a pretty good Wednesday.

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yeah right
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yep, listened to a few hours of music and interviews. Thanks Youtube.

SonOfSpam

Just terrific

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Billie Joe Armstrong got his teeth fixed. Looks weird. Plus he needs a haircut.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Another fetish for Hippo to judge.

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