Since it seems to be a big thing on everyone’s mind these days for obvious reasons I figured what the heck, let’s do this. Maybe there might be a little levity. Or maybe I’m just sick (lol, get it?).
So without further adieu let’s get started, shall we?
- When you were a kid and didn’t want to go to school did you ever try to fake an illness?
- Did you ever touch the thermometer to the light bulb to fake a fever?
- Did you ever leave it on there too long and it ended up at 116 Fahrenheit and your mom laughed at you and made you go to school?
- Have ever had an STD?
- Did anyone you were ever intimate with already know they had an STD but didn’t warn you ahead of time?
- Did you want to punch them in the neck when you found out?
- Did you know that you shouldn’t answer those last three questions because it’s no one else’s business?
- Has anyone who was obviously sick, even with just a cold, ever sneezed or coughed directly into your face?
- Did you want to punch them in the neck?
- If you’re the one who is sick would you prefer to be left alone or have someone take care of you?
- Do you think social distancing works?
- Are you staying as far away from anyone else as is reasonably possible?
- Do you think shutting down the economy was a good thing to do?
- Do you think opening it back up is a good thing right now?
- Did you know that a Duke University doctor has already found evidence of the Covid-19 having mutated?
- Do you realize that probably means all the vaccines they’re now trying to develop will be useless.
- Do you think we’ll see the end of this anytime soon?
- Have you seen the Dow Jones lately?
- Regarding finances/investments again are you familiar with buy low sell high?
- Do I have to point the details of that one out specifically?
- Have you been out lately and had someone who wasn’t following the six foot rule and you swerved off to the side and yelled “That’s not six feet asshole”?
- Did you know that if you’re not sick that face masks do very little to protect you?
- If you’re sick even with just a common cold do you wear a face mask when going out in public?
- Are you aware that most viruses can infect you through your eyes?
- Should we all just start wearing welder’s masks and carrying a blow torch to back people up when necessary?
- (Bonus Question) Do you think Mental Illness is just all in the head?
Feel free to answer and/or add your own questions. There are many other questions, especially right now. So have at it.