Please, just watch/listen to this in full. We really need him in Most Glorious Commentist Party!
Perhaps the most important takeaway…LISTEN. Just fucking listen to other humans when they are expressing real needs and concerns. Also, my esteem for badass Donks safety Justin Simmons somehow went even higher.
Kraut and Imaginary Footy roll on this weekend. I open my new Pretend Stadium imminently. SO FREAKING EXCITE!!
I am bereft of things to say, so here is a piece of serenity FOAR thine Sabado (there is even a butt picture fer Ballsy):
Litre here, what year are you in now 2041? How long does that damn game go?
We are a few weeks back into ze German League so let’s see where we stand.
- Bayern – Killing fools, Canadian Alfonso Davies, or Fonzi will save Soccer Canadia. (Johnathan Bent too)
- Dortmund – How are you banged up when you had that much time off???? Oh, short prep time? Sorry.
- RB Leipzig – They win games they should and tie games they should win.
- Borussia Munchiesgladtobeback- What the fuck was that yesterday?????
- Bayer Leverkusen (Team Aspirin)- You lot are extra boring to watch.
- Wolfburg- Never know who is going to show up.
- Hoffenheim- If I bet on them, they will lose.
- Freiburg- Fuck you Freiburg, you are schizophrenic.
- Hertha Berlin- Hottest team since the break, they have saved me from Gamblor ruin. They are 8 to 1 to beat Dortmund this morning, I am in.
- Schalke 04: FRAUDS!!!!!
- Frankfurt: Should be better.
- Koln: The billy goats are all over the place, mid table is where they belong.
- Augsburg: Who?
- Union Berlin: Not such hot shit now are we comrades?
- Mainz: Why?
- Dusseldorf: This team is just a filler.
- Werder Bremen: HOW ARE YOU THIS SHITTY?????
- Paderborn: This team will draw every time I bet against them.
I plan to bet on Wolfsburg, a cheeky one on Hertha to see if they stay hot against a banged up Dortmund. There are also teams called Garage FC & New Oil FC in Burundi those are catching my eye.
Been listening to a lot of chill stoner music lately to keep my brain level. Habits? well I never.
Ballsy here. Here’s your schedule for today (all times Pacific):