Beerguyrob

My quest to spend all weekend intoxicated continues apace. Time out was taken to doing the gardening chores today, but that just meant “hard work” beers, which were “Trash Panda IPAs”.

A real man always chooses the king can.

A tad heavy, but since I was done for the day I didn’t much care. They were cold, in my fridge, and took less than a second to open. I don’t look for much in a beverage sometimes, and these babies had all three key components.

The “honeydew” list so far looks like it will involve:

  • “re-imagining” the garden
    • I assume that means changing out the shrubberies.
  • painting the exterior
    • God, I hope I can find the same shade of white at the paint store.
  • arranging to have the tile floor put in
    • we have to remove the wood slats because the dogs have just destroyed them.
    • They will be replaced with those porcelain tiles that look like wood, because no one wants that 70s linoleum.
      • It sure was tons of fun to rip up.
Hint: the asbestos meant it took three weeks to remove!

So it looks like a fun nine weeks for me. The anger may show up in some open threads. Please do try to ignore it.


Tonight’s … entertainment?:

  • 2020 BET Awards – 8:00PM | BET, CBS
    • Coverage of the 20th annual awards show, including performances from Alicia Keys, Chloe x Halle, DaBaby, John Legend, Lil Wayne, Jennifer Hudson, Wayne Brady and more.
    • Remember in the early 2000s when there used to be shootings at this event? That was usually the only time white people noticed.
  • Lucy Worsley’s Royal Myths & Secrets – 8:00PM | PBS
    • “Queen Anne: The Mother Of Great Britain”
      • Investigate why Queen Anne’s powerful role in the forging of Great Britain has often been forgotten. Lucy Worsley shares the inside story of the salacious gossip about Anne’s love life that helped destroy her image and legacy.
  • World War II: Race To Victory – D-DAY AND BEYOND – 9:00PM | HIST
    • June 6th, 1944 was D Day. Over 156,000 British, American, and Canadian soldiers are transported across the English Channel, in the largest seaborne invasion ever attempted.
    • After years of pressure from Stalin, Churchill has finally agreed to open a second front in Europe and send Allied troops to liberate occupied France. And yet just three months later, the Big Three’s optimism will turn to despair.

It’s pretty slim pickings tonight. Luckily for history majors, the fun/documentaries never end.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Shouldn’t he have seen that coming? Shouldn’t we all have for ourselves?

ALXMAC

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ALXMAC

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

“Not long after we said I do/ she had the nerve to move in” might be one of the best lines ever.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Ahhh……” [you know I’m not even going to say anything]

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show!

Joe Biden’s favorite person of color on Sesame Street was Cookie Monster.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Wonder who Cheetos’ is…….

Dunstan

Huge Bird. I mean, Bigly Bird.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ALXMAC

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yes, yes, we’re all familiar with Procol Harum’s diss track about Low Commander of the Super Soldiers.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

But let’s DOUBLE SHOT this up, just for fun.

Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo

I knew we should have taken that left at Albuquerque!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[is triggered]

– Warren Sapp

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show!

“Warren watching you on Dancing With the Stars, you looked like a black leather couch in an earthquake”

Game Time Decision

Bob and Doug MacKenzie’s US based, non-union equivalent

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sweating while watching Pornhub Premium.

ALXMAC

I’ve got banner ads that say it’s free now; is this real??

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Some women charge for it, I’d just advice to be very tactful and have a plausible deniability escape route when approaching the subject fairly gingerly.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Oh shit, you mean Pornhub Premium…… I have no idea.

Unsurprised

Cam Newton

to the Pats.

That poor fucking bastard.

Don T

I like that. All possible outcomes will provoke emotions.

WCS

David Portnoy is either frothing from the mouth, or hanging on noose in his garage right now.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

What is his complaint? Was the noose at the end of the pull cord for the garage door? I will hang up and listen to your answers. Thank you for being on the show today.

Horatio Cornblower

From my lips to God’s ears, please let it be the latter.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

But the first might mean he has rabies, which would be okay too.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

The end of the month means one thing: I receive my new issue of Westways magazine from The Auto Club! When I take it out of the mailbox I just love to gaze at the cover for five seconds before I throw it in the trash.

ballsofsteelandfury

You’re just like my parents. They do the exact same thing.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They are also very proud of you.

Don T

I prefer to caress thoroughly both top corners of the envelope before I rip and put in the trash letters from the IRS.

Dunstan

But then you’ve missed all the Letters to the Editor I’ve had published!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised

h

ttps://twitter.com/atbobb/status/1265377975463108608?s=21

Unsurprised

I basically owe these guys 15k words for a book I didn’t work on because of depression and because I want to work on a book I didn’t get selected for. So what the Hell. I need to force myself to write this shit out ASAFP.

Don T

Do it on a dictation app, one sitting. Then correct obvious typos and go all “It’s postmodern stream-of-consciousness ya hacks!” if there’s any complaints / notes / demand for deposit refund.
Be well, man.

Horatio Cornblower

What Don said. Also, for the notes afterwards, remember these three words: “Stet all changes.”

Don T

Food for thought:

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Literally; it’s salted cod stew. If I had a 4th drink of this 117.5-proof whiskey [grimace], mah face would fall on those tbree mini capers.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Looks delicious.

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Redshirt

The NFL has finally fined the Patriots $1.1 million and stripped them a 2021 3rd Round Pick for spying on the Bengals sideline.

They haven’t announced the Bengals’ punishment yet for getting the Patriots in trouble, but its expect to be severe. They may lose the striped helmets over this one.

Redshirt

No, that would be a improvement. Mandatory QB coaches for St. Joe, Akili Smith and David Klingler. Nothing to start the career off like lazy incompetence and pure, unrelented hatred and regret.

Unsurprised

At least I’m going to die having gone out to get some nice chicken and gouda mac and cheese and Pranqster, which is delicious.

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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clint greasewood

In the the Twitterverse Jemele Hill is finding of that Barstool might be racist(Spoiler they are)

https://twitter.com/jemelehill/status/1277382360594440192?s=19

Viva La Tabula Raza

Fortunately, when I was in Afghanistan in 2007, our President at the time did not condone Russian bounties on US military personnel, so I got out of there alive.

Unsurprised

The dope that trusted Putin because he looked into his eyes? You sure about that?

Don T

Show the dogs who’s boss, Rob. Go schnauzer tiles
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

I have three or four factors to be high risk, with the biggest being that I’m fat as fuck. So if I get Covid I will fucking die. And now that this stupid country has given up and we’re just going to let a million or two people die from this virus because we’re stupid, lazy, and selfish, I am finally scared of this pandemic.

Viva La Tabula Raza

If all the MAGAts in this country would become similarly “woke”, it might go some distance towards fixing the problem. But, nah.

Unsurprised

Yeah. I’m just going to die alone. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Game Time Decision

Bgr,for the white paint, if you can get a piece of it to take in to the store, they should be able to colour match it for you

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You wouldn’t want egg on your face.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Egg shell, anyway.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Aw, Trash Panda is a fellow Fishbone fan!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Game Time Decision

she’s still better at conversation than I

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes, MUCH less objectionable than I. She does not argue simply for the sake of it either.

ballsofsteelandfury

The next event for the 2020 Marble League just uploaded!

No spoilers, but let me just say that the Balls of Chaos are very much the St. Kilda Saints of the marble world.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Balls of Chaos

Occupants of Antonio Cromartie’s jock?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Porky Prime

A lot of late career sadness in the casting sheet there, but the poster artist brought fucking fire.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

BAHAHAHAHAHA! TEAM GALACTIC IS COMING FOR YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC BALLS!

ballsofsteelandfury

– the former Lady Balls, in one of her lighter moments

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

[types in lady balls]