Inspired by Sharkbait’s Friday drinking posts, I got myself a bottle of gin and started experimenting with some gin cocktails. The first one I made, as is tradition, was the Gin and Tonic.
First impression: Gin is a very refreshing liquor!
I was honestly not expecting that. I should point out, however, that I bought a bottle of Hendrick’s, which I know is a very particular and special type of gin
Second impression: I do not like Tonic Water.
I used Q Tonic, which I guess is not top of the line, but I’ve heard good things. I don’t know if it was the quinine or what, but it was VERY bitter. If I wanted something that bitter, I’d give my ex a call.
My next adventure into gin drinks had to be, as is Southern California tradition, a Gin and Juice. Made famous, of course, by Snoop. Obligatory:
The uncensored version is best, but this video is hilarious.
As for the drink: OH THAT’S THE STUFF!
No wonder Snoop sang about it! Granted, I have a sweet tooth, so this is right up my alley. It’s a perfect combination that, depending on your ratio, can get you fucked up QUICK. I feel like fucking a ho right about now…
The Week in DFO
Here are the things I read in DFO this week that reminded me how much I love this site:
Y’all can take away my 17 year-old stripper girlfriend’s pole when you tear it away from her K-Y Jellied hands!Scotchnaut
The following people are going to be in VERY big trouble for RSVP’ing and then not showing up.
I RSVP’d as Dixie Normous and got a personal message from the Veep.SonOfSpam
I RSVP’d as Hugh G. Rection and got a tax break.Brick
I don’t know what’s going to explode first, me or that stupid fucking car when it runs over a rabbit.Horatio
I am starting a new movement called Black Lives Make Batter for all non-PoCs who have been made horny by black women and men (thinking of you Zymm).Buddy Cole’s Halftime Show
I’m pretty sure that’s already a Pornhub Category…Balls
Well then time for my backup, fecund the policeBuddy Cole’s Halftime Show
I got the clap just looking at thatBrick
You already had it.Moose
I could do that.Mr. Ayo
Whatcha doin’ later?Moose
At the current rate, apparently you.Mr. Ayo
If you are in that posture, I’ll be quick.Moose
I could do that.Mr. Ayo
As could I, I mean how hard is it to take a beating like that?ArmedandHammered
Yeah, but can you do it without getting an erection?Balls
Easily, as long as I don’t take one of my pills I don’t have to worry about it.ArmedandHammered
I can’t bring myself to watch those Friendly marble matches. The marbles just don’t try as hard when there’s nothing at stake.Dunstan
Hulk Hogan fucked Bubba the Love Sponge’s wife and the audio was made public.
This concludes “Things I Know About Pro Wrestling”SonOfSpam
And he won $130 million from Gawker, thanks to right-wing businessman Peter Thiel, who didn’t like their coverage of his social life. So he bankrolled Hogan’s case simply to bust up the site.
This has been “Beerguyrob fills in your gaps”.Beerguyrob
Is that the name of your amateur porno tape?Balls
Beerguyrob Fills In Your GapesMoose
Nothing amateur about it.Beerguyrob
I really hope that’s his mom.Viva La Tabula Raza
Hey, if not, she’s paying for his trip, soSonOfSpam
I really hope it’s on Pornhub damn soon.Moose
Getting a huge kick out of the English thinking that a “sweltering” evening is 81 degrees.Horatio
Pfft, that’s nothing. Here in Dublin we get to shelter in place at full moons so we don’t get burnt to a crispbk109
Found a funny:
50% of Roger Federer‘s name is “er”rockindog
This could really up one’s tittyfucking game*
*I am currently 0-3SonOfSpam
But you show promise and are great in the locker room.litre_cola
In bedGame Time Decision
Kaylin is an excellent studio analyst, beyond the pervosaur factoUr.King Hippo
Nothing’s beyond the pervosaur factor, damn it!bk109
found a funny:
me: it doesn’t have a tail so i’m pretty sure it’s a hamster
tech support: okay fine right-click the hamsterrockindog
Shouldn’t this hold 3 tacos to be called a tricerataco?ArmedandHammered
I’ll have a Pre-Modern burrito, extra trilobites.Don T
Ok, time to pick a movie for tonight. First four up in the queue are:
(1) Cromwell (1970)
(2) Urban Cowboy
(3) The Natural (have seen before, find a little cheesy but it is sports)
(4) Knives Out (saw in the theatre back when people did such things)
I admit that’s a weird set of options.Dunstan
Dunno 1, 2 is stupid, 3 is good, 4 is great
I’d pick 5.SonOfSpam
5- Vacation with Step-MomBalls
In a certain kind of film, step-moms seem to be attractive and horny.
I’ve generally only seen 3-4 minutes of those films, so I don’t know how they end.
Be kind, rewind.SonOfSpam
Here’s this week’s Balls’ Choice from Request Line:
Thank you to everyone one for providing quality laughs and gifs/pics to look at. Have a great week!
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