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Hey kids, it’s your old pal Darkest Timeline Zach Morris. I’m in charge of this here open thread, so let’s talk about the NB Freaking A.
A month ago, I would have said I would watch any sport. I’ve watched Ultimate Tag, The Floor Is Lava, and every season of Wipeout and Most Xtreme Challenge since this thing started. We’re gambling on Cornhole, for crying out loud.
So I’m excited to finally see a broadcast from the bubble and watch these ridiculous athletes play.
I’ve already watched every baseball game available, and an NHL exhibition game in July, which is weird.
I guess the moral is…SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
Tonight’s ACTUAL SPORTS, all in local DFO TIME
5:30 – Utah Jazz vs. New Orleans Pelicans
8:00 – Los Angeles Clippers vs. Los Angeles Lakers
7:00 – Philadelphia Union vs. Sporting KC
8:30 – San Diego Padres at San Francisco Giants
Anyhoo, enjoy your sportings this evening, and I’ll see you jackasses in the comments.