It’s not often that special days like wedding anniversaries, first date anniversaries, and anniversaries of the first time you had anal sex with your significant other (Your analversary, if you will) fall on a weekend . Let alone Sexy Friday!

Therefore, this week I am celebrating a special day in the Balls world by featuring sassy n sexy soccer ladies!

Can you spot the hidden theme?

It’s not just that these are all fútbol fans. There’s a little more to it than that.

There will also be a change in tonight’s music selections. Instead of obscure 80s bands, tonight I’ll be showcasing obscure songs from bands you’ve heard of.

It’s gonna be a full agenda. Let’s get right to it.

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Today, we are featuring hot ladies who enjoy balls. Does Balls like to have lady friends wear soccer jerseys while engaging in adult activities? What do you think?

Without further ado, here are this week’s Sexy Friday girls. Enjoy:

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And now, the next episode of our new feature!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

My aim each week has been to showcase a tune or band from the 80s (the best decade EVAR!) that not many people know about or have heard of. In this way, hopefully these artists will find new audiences and the old audiences can reminisce about what they were doing in the 80s.

Tonight, we are showcasing specific songs from established bands that not many people may have heard of. This will hopefully encourage people to go deeper into a particular artist’s catalog and discover hidden gems. Like the Captain says, “Let’s Go!”

If you lived in the greater LA area in the 80s, you will remember this song as the bed for the radio commercials for the Old World club in Orange County. Son Of Spam, back me up on this:

I think you have to be a hardcore Cure fan to know and love this song:

This was the song that got me into Depeche Mode. Still holds up:

Yes, this was the song in the background of the most iconic 80s movie ever, Sixteen Candles. I will never understand why it didn’t become a big hit:

This is such a beautiful song and the subject is so dark. No wonder I love it:

They became famous for other songs, but this was the song that made me like them:

Let’s face it, if you’re a fan of The Smiths, you know EVERY song they recorded. This is my second favourite after How Soon Is Now:

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!