Your “Always Be A Good Sport” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Nuggets:

  • It’s after the holiday, so let’s see who got paid today:
    • Kareem Hunt, who got a two-year, $13.25 million extension from the Browns.
      • Given his $3.25 million salary for this year, it works out to a $6.625 million cap hit each year.
    • DeAndre Hopkins got a two-year extension worth $54.5 million from the Cardinals.
      • It means he’s in the desert for a total of five more years, and for that he gets $42.5 million guaranteed, and the Cardinals get an average $18.8 million cap hit.
  • It’s not paid, but it is representation of a sort: Colin Kaepernick is back in Madden.
    • According to The Undefeated, he is the top free-agent quarterback in Madden 21, with an 81 overall rating. His rating places him among the elite quarterbacks on Madden ’21 and in the top 15 of the video game’s 111 total quarterbacks.
      • In his negotiation with EA Sports, Kaepernick requested that his player in the game wear an Afro, versus the cornrown he sported in Madden ’17.
    • Aside from the obvious MAGA-gamer issues that people will rightly ignore, there is the small issue about why he wasn’t available until after all teams had set their 53-man rosters.
      • There will be expected questions about his rating being higher than half the current starting QBs, but it’s harder to rationalize forcing him into a lineup now that the starters have been cemented into place.
        • Also, it’s the only article on PFT with its comments turned off.

I just want to use my time here today to pay a small tribute to a Pacific northwest broadcasting legend and personal friend, Robert “Bob” Robertson, who died Sunday aged 91. He joins his wife Joanne, who died in 2011 & to whom he was married for 59 years, in the Great Hereafter.

He had a real sportsman’s resume for a broadcaster. Bob Robertson broadcast WSU football for over 50 years (589 games) & basketball for 23 years, Mariners minor league affiliates for over 25 years – including a Mariners stint after Dave Niehaus had his heart attack, and soccer in Seattle & Portland during their NASL days. In his early days, after he gave up on playing pro baseball after one season, one of his first jobs after college was at Notre Dame.

A tribute to his longevity is that he called every Wazzu QB from Tom Roth at the beginning to Gardner Minshew by the end.

Tom Roth (1965) & Luke Falk (2015)

The thing I always take away from his resume is that he was one of the last baseball re-creationists. Sports Illustrated did a story about him & that art back in August 1991. Give it a read if you have been a long-time follower of the game.

He was inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame (broadcast wing) in 2004.

Also, he was a good friend of Keith Jackson, and this site has a link to their legendary halftime interview from the late-2000s.  He once said I had a very comparable “OHHHH……..DOCTOR!”

His traditional broadcast sign off was, “Always be a good sport; be a good sport all ways.”

If you are from the region, you’ll know, and now miss, his voice.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Dallas vs. Vegas – 8:00PM | NBCSN / CBC / Sportsnet
      • Game 2 – Dallas leads 1-0
  • NBA:
    • Miami Heat vs. Milwaukee Bucks – 6:30PM | TNT / TSN4
      • Game 5 – Heat lead 3-1
    • Los Angeles Lakers vs. Houston Rockets – 9:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet360
      • Game 3 – series tied 1-1
  • MLB:
    • Yankees vs. Blue Jays – 6:30PM | Sportsnet1 / MLBN
    • Dodgers at Diamondbacks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1 / MLBN
  • Wrasslin;:
    • WWE NXT – 8:00PM | USA
      • They used to be Wednesdays against AEW, but consistently lost the ratings battle, so this is their calculated retreat.
        • They says it’s “due to US Open tennis coverage”, but Vince would never admit any defeat.

This is my last regular post for a while. With the season starting up Thursday, we will resume with Scotchy’s previews & oversight of the Live Blogs on game days. Hopefully, if he’s still willing, Joliet Jake will continue with his Wednesday AEW Open Threads. That leaves me with Tuesdays & Saturdays. I hope you’ve enjoyed me trying to keep things going this offseason, but let’s get this season under-the-fuck away, and hope we survive to its conclusion.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Vodka?

ArmedandHammered

Mad Dog 20/20 as the chaser.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Now that you say that, with my MD experience (you only need one), 2020 fits that perfectly.

Sharkbait

Fireball

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Flambé?

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Gumbygirl

Stimpy came to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And roll around in his disgusting litter box.

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Gratliff

Okay, the breast implant scene was very good
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No nipples! Now that’s some bad surgery.

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Senor Weaselo

I don’t know, if the holes are getting better I’d think it’s probably good surgery.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I was referring to the GIF and threw the JR headline in for fun, but you can certainly go with it.

litre_cola

Hey our EPL tipping thing moved to ESPN. Itlooks like a better pool. Balls set it up. Link here.

https://fantasy.espn.com.au/games/english-premier-league-pickem-2020/groups

group name is dfo footy

Last edited 3 years ago by litre_cola
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Currently watching Body Bags, an anthology by Tobe Hooper and John Carpenter with a ton of cameos that has the production quality of a lowt budget youtube streamer. Even as an avid horror fan, it’s crazy how much of this shit I’ve never heard of.

scotchnaut

I’d give a shit-ton of money to see Mr. Hooper hold up a skull and say, “To be, or not To be-that is the question”. Just sayin’.

Gratliff

Well, he’s been dead for 3 years now, so it’d be quite the task indeed

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Goddamn, I do love a John Carpenter soundtrack though

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scotchnaut

No matter how much you advocate for it, the Bull Moose Party will never be relevant again.

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rockingdog

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Colorado looked like this yesterday before it started snowing…. all the way across the state. Nothing to see here, it’s fine.

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scotchnaut

Do I want fries with that? Yes.

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litre_cola

Anyone check on Hippo with the Von Miller injury and all?

herodotus450

(peeks through window of cabin in the hilly woods)
“Hmm, passed out on the floor in an opioid induced daze clutching some kind of soccer flag. OK everything seems fine here.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

He’ll be fine. This will give Miller a chance to be a guest broadcaster, which is what America needs right now

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

MRI tomorrow, they can’t tell what it is so let’s get a definitive before any slashing of things that bleed happens.

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blaxabbath

My Golden Knights are looking formidable.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yours? So these are golden showers that last the whole night? That is a LOT of beer.

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scotchnaut

“Tell me about it.”

-Menachem

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scotchnaut

Keep on doing what you’re doing. I will continue to read/not quite understand your posts.

litre_cola

I could not have put it better.

scotchnaut

There’s quite a bit of, ‘Shaka, when the walls fell’, going on there, tbh.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog

got to the part in my book where they discuss the computer hack during the opening ceremonies of the olympics

Sharkbait

Sandworm?

herodotus450

This internet connection of mine I call it my 2nd wife because it keeps halfheartedly going down for about 30 seconds at a time.

scotchnaut

I CALL HERODOTUS’ 2ND WIFE “QUITE OFTEN” BECAUSE I TRUST HER JUDGEMENT.

Last edited 3 years ago by scotchnaut
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She knows it takes longer than that to drown, even in the cold lake.

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Redshirt

That’s right, Reds. Keep trying to hit homeruns. The wind is only going off of Lake Michigan at barely a gale!

King Hippo

Holy shit, FIFTY years of Wazzu footy? Guess he must have been Atilla the Hun in a previous life. Even then, seems kind of unfair.

Redshirt

I see the Reds are respectfully getting out of Playoff Contention this week so the Bengals and Burrow can have the city’s undisputed attention. That’s nice of them.

Senor Weaselo

Is it laughing at the Woodpackers time yet?

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rockingdog

wow
Andre Iguadala plays for the heat now
ok cool

scotchnaut

That’s a cold-blooded comment.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Say ya later.

scotchnaut

“I don’t get it.”

-a guy wearing crocs

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Deep in the jungle a Spectacled Caiman pushes his glasses up his snout.

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litre_cola

Great job ouzodudebill.

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Redshirt

https://www.fox19.com/2020/09/08/former-hamilton-city-prosecutor-arrested-again-public-indecency-charge/

Before anyone asks, no I wasn’t the person in Cincinnati who got arrested for driving on I-275 naked. I did drive on I-275 naked, but it didn’t rise to the level of an offense.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It WAS hot that day.

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Redshirt

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Its funny with the next line included.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You’ve never had a girlfriend, have you?

Redshirt

Do hourly girlfriends count?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Even they would never say the second part. Guy friends would go there though.

herodotus450

“Hmm, a year rental of some fancy silver cup or my $50 million dollars. I’ll think I’ll be happier with my dollars.”
/trades Mark Stone
-Eugene Melnyk

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think you meant concretes.

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Get some D.

herodotus450

Lousy Feptember weather…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Faptember?

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Redshirt

insert porking joke here

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Haven’t you heard the band Green D?

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rockingdog

found a funny:

gender is a social construct. u do not have to be a guy fieri, u can be any type of fieri u want.

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WCS

I hate the fact that my cat and I can no longer watch together (we had three Stanley Cups together), but, playoff hockey can’t be beat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PReim0Axt4&ab_channel=04bostonredsox07

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sorry.

rockingdog

shit slaps

Gumbygirl

I’m so sorry. I’ve been thinking of you today, I’m sure it’s been hellish. But you know you did what needed to be done, and he’s not hurting anymore.

rockingdog

weird seeing the Miami heat 1 win away from the eastern conference finals

scotchnaut

Shoutout to Glen Frey. He predicted this a long time ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZD8HKVKneI&ab_channel=GlennFreyVEVO

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jjfozz

Has anyone suffered through Raised by Wolves?

It is a truckload of molten wolverine shit.

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scotchnaut

I was told that “Birds of Prey” starred Colin Quinn. It does not. 2/10

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jjfozz

so the fuckstick online draft just picked Joe Mixon for us.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, kill the Bot.

WCS

Obviously, I’m not in the best of moods, but, seriously, fuck Donald Trump with the wrong end of a rusty rake. Every one of my male ancestors served, and this jagoff calls them “losers”? Go eat your daughter’s dick. Piss off,

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Gratliff

Oh, hey. Jeffrey Combs is in Creepshow as a Nazi. That’s twice in the last week I’ve stumbled upon him in a random horror show. Last week was Stan Against Evil where he played a demon who tried to get people to kill themselves through poor betting.
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Gratliff

I know Herbert West is his iconic role, but Milton Dammers is still my personal favorite
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ballsofsteelandfury

Thank you, BGR, for takin’ care of business on the Open Threads!

Don’t go too far, cuz I’m pretty sure this season will end sooner than later…

scotchnaut

I’ve learned to never count Buth Gader Rinsburg out.

scotchnaut

Much respect for beerguy doing the heavy lifting during the off-season. [bows]

ballsofsteelandfury

Over/Under on Hobo killin’s this year? 10.5

scotchnaut

I’ll try to hit the over.*

*I like killing!

Senor Weaselo

THIS SCOTCHNAUT I CALL HIM KROMBOPULOS MICHAEL, BECAUSE HE JUST LOVES KILLIN’.

jjfozz

I heard that this year’s Hobo crop was way higher than expected. Eddie Murphy and Dan Akroyd set to corner that market with fake crop reports.

scotchnaut

So you’re saying you’d like to trade places with me every once in awhile…?

Gumbygirl

He really worked hard, didn’t he?

WCS

It was Lil’ WCS’s first day of school today. We also had to put our cat of 15 years down.

Is it wrong to just want to chug gin and eat fried chicken until I pass out?

jjfozz

1: how did the little one do?

  1. Good Christ, can this year get any worse? Condolences, losing a pet is horrible.
  2. While Gin does go good with fried chicken, try drinking rum. You’ll feel more like a South Seas voodoo priest. Of course, the chicken has to be raw so you get that tasty blood n chicken flavor
scotchnaut

Feel for you. I’m not going to do well when Ruby-the doggo that I fought tooth and nail against getting-eventually gets sent to a mining community up-province. She’s the best.

WCS

I had to explain to Lil’ WCS and Lill’er WCS what the Rainbow Bridge is. They’re taking this situation a whole lot better than I am.

Gratliff

The dogs are 1 and 2, but the cat’s 8. I figure if the cat can hold out for another 7 years, I won’t ever have to explain this to the boy. Seems like a solid parenting strategy.

jjfozz

So begins my fantasy football draft. i hate fantasy football. last year i managed to place second. why in fuck do i do this?