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You Magnificent Bastards!

Thank you again for letting me join your sausage party. And now, the Open Thread.

Huh?

I guess the setup for this comes from the beating Chris gave Joey last week prior to the PPV. I do love Joey and Sonny as a tag team. I don’t know why this is no DQ, but there it is. I hope it looks better than it sounds. My biggest concern is that Jake is a better MMA fighter than a professional wrestler, and he is a crap MMA fighter. Sonny Kiss identifies as gender fluid and uses he/she pronouns interchangeably.

What a lovely person

 

65 million years in the making

So Pentagon Jr has a new name. It turns out that AAA owns the trademark for Pentagon Jr, so he had to change his AEW name to Penta El Zero M. AAA is one of the major Mexican Lucha wrestling promotions that they worked for for many years. It is common for promotions to own the names that wrestlers use in their promotion. This is why Cody can’t use his “fake” last name in AEW, while his brother can. Dustin worked as “Dustin Rhodes” for many years prior to working for WWE. Cody only started using “Cody Rhodes” after he joined WWE, so WWE owns that name. Even his wife can go by “Brandi Rhodes” because she never used that name in WWE.

Inclusive wresting

Tay Conti is a former WWE wrestler that teamed with Anna Jay from the Dark Order for the women’s tag team tournament. They have teased that the Dark Order would like to recruit her as well.

She can join my Dark Order anytime

Nyla Rose is the first transgender wrestler signed to a major wrestling promotion and the first to win the women’s championship. A pretty inclusive show for wrestling. For you Canadians, she starred in the 2016 Canadian television series The Switch as the lead character. Rose is a First Nations person with Oneida heritage.

Quite a lovely woman

 

Let’s hit the reset button

This is the hardest part about the show after a PPV. Orange and Chris had their big blowoff on Saturday. Now you need to build new stories for both men going forward. It will be interesting to see which Orange Cassidy we see in this match.

Are you dead?

Matt Hardy will be seen on the show tonight and will attempt to complete full sentences in front of a microphone. Still not happy about this. His wife and Tony Khan are still feuding over the internet about whether he got a concussion on Saturday. My vote is with his wife.

Mr Brody Lee vs Dustin Rhodes: Dustin did a fantastic job selling how important this title shot was to him on Saturday. I would be surprised if they would move the title again this quickly, but maybe this can be a longer term feud than just this show.

Hey you jerk, Kip Sabian is in the picture too!

Kip Sabian announces his best man. I have no clue what this is building to. Wrestling weddings have a very mixed history. I’m not sure why AEW decided to dip their toe into this cesspool.

Tonight’s Sprots:

  • Face Punching:
    • AEW Dynamite: 7:oo PM, TNT
  • NHL:
    • Islanders vs Lightning: 7:00 PM, NBCSN
  • MLB
    • White Sox vs Pirates: 6:00 PM, FS1
  • NBA
    • Raptors vs Celtics: 5:30 PM, ESPN
    • Clippers vs Nuggets: 8:00 PM, ESPN

Let the beatings commence!

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Joliet Jake Delhomme
My wife has been told to bring my ashes to the bleachers of Wrigley Field and pour me into the ivy. The "Dying Cub Fan's Last Request". Cubs, Bears, LA Kings, Arsenal and GWS Giants fan. Active boycotter of all college sports, having sat in a classroom with a "Student-Athlete". I also watch NASCAR and golf on the weekends, because I like naps.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

So….do I keep doing work, sleep, or watch West Coast vs St Kilda

Brick Meathook

Drink!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

One airplane drink was enough.

I went back and forth on tipping St Kilda and West Coast and am relieved I went the way I did.

Gumbygirl

The Pittsburgh Post- Gazette said that the Pirates “came up short” in their game against the White Sox. They lost 8-1. I’m no math whiz, but losing by 7 seems more than a little bit short!

ballsofsteelandfury

Maybe they were referring to their penises?

Gumbygirl

Could be. No wonder they are so shitty!

TheRevanchist

Are we sure the plural shouldn’t be “peni”? Like cacti?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sup

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Beerguyrob

The Braves have put up 25 runs against the Marlins, and they are still in the 7th.

Miami might run out of extra players to use as pitchers.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They should tap out of this gangbang.

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Senor Weaselo

It ended up being 29 in total. But hey, baseball scorigami!

WCS

Tampa scores with 7.8 seconds left in regulation to stun the Islanders, 2-1.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Okay fine.

I haven’t seen islanders that stunned since the raid on Medway.

litre_cola

Also we would have accepted since smallpox was brought upon the populous.

Beerguyrob

I’m seeing the skies in the west coast baseball games, and I’m beginning to think Total Recall is becoming a documentary.

Unsurprised

Nah. There’s way more wind than there could ever be on Mars.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Then where are the three breasted women?

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Unsurprised

“Democracy dies in darkness”

And 200,000 Americans died so the Post’s managing editor for my entire adult life can sell his piece of shit book.

Dunstan

I’m no fan of Woodward, but I can’t imagine it would have made a difference.

March 2020 headline: “Woodward: Trump Admitted Virus Is Dangerous; Says He Is Trying to Downplay”

Next Day’s headline: “Trump: Woodward Claim Is ‘Fake News'”

Column by anti-anti-Trump writer (I’m thinking Rich Lowry): “Do the liberal intelligentsia really expect us all to panic over their virus hoax just because tired old liberal hack Bob Woodward says the president admitted to him that it’s serious? I mean, really. As if Trump, who is a political genius, would say such a thing to an hostile journalist (and there is no other kind).”

Not a single American: “Well, gosh, I’ve supported and believed Trump until now, but if Bob Woodward says so, then Trump must be lying!”

Unsurprised

It’s not like this is the first time Woodward has been a selfish fuck whose opportune silence got hundreds of thousands of people killed.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is just fucking stupid.

Unsurprised

I don’t get it. How much vodka do I have to drink before I get drunk tonight?

WCS

“Yes.”

— tWBS’ ghost

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Unsurprised

Fifth place!?! You gotta get those numbers up, buddy.

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WCS

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This man has the nuclear football.

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WCS

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Dow voting on principle

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I get a downvote and dipshit who says Woodward is directly responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths gets upvoted?
Makes fucking sense.

WCS



How’s it going, fellow degenerates?

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Australia?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Last Aussie I talked to didn’t know any women who were not named Sheila, it was very confusing.

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Sparkler violence.

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ArmedandHammered

The dude looks like a heavier Rudy Gulliani.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

In several ways.

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Unsurprised

The sky is a nice shade of orange and burnt siena.

Gratliff

Cody has never done much for me, but he’s still part of one of my all-time favorite matches.
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TheRevanchist

I fucking love Goldie!

Gratliff

Glorious Leader will be speaking at an airport 10 minutes from here tomorrow, and they’re selling fucking tickets to be at the airport when he lands. Just imagining the shitshow traffic tomorrow is already getting my blood pressure up and that’s before I take into account the fucking idiots that will be in attendance.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Here is a sign if you need to set it up.

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herodotus450

“You’re going to beg to be ‘eating Crow’ after seeing this movie!”

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