Less than Elite and Wednesday Night Open Thread

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Less Than Elite:

Just to share because I feel safe in this place. There is reason I used this title. I have poor self-esteem and I am on the autism spectrum. There are very few engineers who are not on the spectrum. Less than elite felt right to me. I am grateful for all the positive feedback and knowing that the negative feedback is nothing worse than the words in my head. Believe me, if you think my writing sucks ass, I definitely agree with you.

Wrestling Story:

I have no memory of this event, but my dad swore to me it happened. As I have mentioned, my dad knew a lot of wrestlers because his bar was the closest one to the arena they wrestled at in the Quad Cities. My dad told me that The Crusher carried me on his shoulder to the ring one night. He may have dropped me on my head, explaining my contributions to this site.

Santana and Ortiz vs Best Friends (Parking Lot Fight)

It is possible this is the first match of the night. They have been building to this for weeks. I am worried they will bring Trent’s mom into the match.

NWA WORLD WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH…Thunder Rosa (c) vs. Ivelisse

Ivelisse and Santana

This one is weird. Why would Thunder Rosa go after the AEW title against Hikaru Shida and then defend the the NWA title against Ivelisse. From the smark noise on the internet, NWA and AEW have a limited working relationship. There is no way they will put an NWA title on an AEW contracted wrestler.

NON-TITLE TAG TEAM ACTION…

AEW World Tag Team Champion FTR (Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood w/ Tully Blanchard) vs. Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus w/ Marko Stunt)

I hate non-title matches. This was set up during last weeks show, but I am not a fan of non-title matches.

“The DemoGod” Chris Jericho & Jake Hager vs. Private Party (Isiah Kassidy & Marq Quen)

I understand the change of focus for Chris Jericho from single to tag-team. However, Jake Hager sucks ass. I assume they will win.

“Hangman” Adam Page vs. Frankie Kazarian

Well, the breakup of the tag champs appears to be official. Both Adam and Kenny are most famous for their singles work, so this is probably a good idea.
Lance Archer vs Jon Moxley
I keep wanting to show pictures why Jon Moxley should be in a better mood.
You should smile more!

The bastard is married to Renee Young. Cheer the fuck up.

MJF IN ACTION…

I really like how they have building to this. I really prefer the long burn of a feud.

THE BEST MAN, THE BRIDE, THE GROOM…

I am not a big fan of grabbing every WWE castoff to get a pop. However, Miro was completely underused in WWE (Like Cody and Dustin and Moxley and Pac and many others). I am excited to see how this plays out.

Tonight’s Sprots

  • MLB
    • Dodgers vs Padres: 3pm, ESPN
    • Mets vs Phillies: 6pm, ESPN
  • NCAA Football
    • Find it yourself. NCAA is the evil empire and I refuse to contribute to their income stream.
  • NBA
    • Waiting for the next series
  • NHL
    • Waiting for the next series
  • MLS
    • Earthquakes vs Timbers: 8:30pm, FS1

Let the beatings commence.

 

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Joliet Jake Delhomme
My wife has been told to bring my ashes to the bleachers of Wrigley Field and pour me into the ivy. The "Dying Cub Fan's Last Request". Cubs, Bears, LA Kings, Arsenal and GWS Giants fan. Active boycotter of all college sports, having sat in a classroom with a "Student-Athlete". I also watch NASCAR and golf on the weekends, because I like naps.
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But I digress.

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Well I had been in the middle of impulse preordering the ps5, but best buy’s broken website is more responsible than I am

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I’ve had that happen, also ordering something and being website incompetent has torpedoed orders, that looking back I didn’t need that shit anyway.

Unsurprised

Why does anyone maintain the lie that D-1 colleges exist for any other purpose than as sports leagues where some classes are taught? These two headlines next to each other is motherfucking insanity.

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Unsurprised

Fuck everything.

Last edited 13 days ago by Unsurprised
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I managed to learn Australian football and have no fucking clue what’s going on in wrestling or soccer posts.

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Dick too small to be stepped on.

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Off topic; Claude Akins fucked!

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Isn’t that the MIA BC Dicks territory?

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There is some previous posts that deal with HOT errr women’s curling and the various teams. Spank material warning; please take heed.

TheRevanchist

You misspelled “head”.