Sexy Friday, Belated Mexican Independence Day edition

So, last week was Mexican Independence Day. In previous years, this would mean tons of people going to bars in Los Angeles and a lot of people taking off on vacation to visit family in México and partake in festivities there.

Obviously, that didn’t happen this year.

Well, let me rephrase that. It didn’t happen to the extent that it does in most years. Even in México, the celebrations were muted as the large gathering for El Grito in El DF was cancelled. All celebrations were virtual, which means people just got drunk at home.

In honor of Mexican Independence Day, my original plan was to have hot models wearing something México-related. However, I went down a Mexican meme rabbithole and found a bunch of stuff too good not to share.

Treat this as your annual Spanish lesson and a chance to Better Know A Mexican.

I’ll also be continuing to showcase awesome songs like before. In keeping with the theme, I’ll be showcasing a Mexican band that has been called the Mexican Police.

As for last night’s game, that last minute drive was YUUGE for gamblers everywhere. In the DFO spread picking pool, the Browns were favoured by 5.5 points. Burrow’s last minute TD and conversion (apparently meaningless since the onside kick failed) made the final margin 5 points and gave a win to Cincinnati plus the points bettors.

Of course, that group included me, so I was happy. I imagine a similar thing occurred in Vegas, although I don’t know what the final line was on the game.

Ok, enough gambling talk, let’s get right to it. Enjoy:

Truth
That is SUCH a Mexican girl shoe…
Y son amigos…
This wins you points.
Y no será el último…
and there’s a lot more.
“no te pongas en ese plan” is Classic Me
Luis De Alba, Mexican comedy legend
I’ve seen that look. Multiple times.
This may or may not have happened to me.
Yup, I say this.
I also heard this from my parents.
I totally do this. Even in English.
Absolutely. That’s his name.
Classic Mexican relative.
Mine’s leopard print.
Cuz that’s what it fucking is!
I still eat these.
Superman girl is also true.
My asshole relatives would totally do this.
Duvalín is so good you don’t even know.
That’s how you sing the anthem.
The deepest truth.

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And now, the next episode of our new feature!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

My aim each week has been to showcase a tune or band from the 80s (the best decade EVAR!) that not many people know about or have heard of. In this way, hopefully these artists will find new audiences and the old audiences can reminisce about what they were doing in the 80s.

Tonight, we are deviating a bit from the 80s part as this band was active and popular in the 90s and beyond. You could say, however, that the band was heavily influenced by 80s music. Their sound has been described as a mix of tropical, reggae, and pop. Very much like The Police.

The band, of course, is Maná.

The band was formed in Guadalajara and is considered the most successful Spanish rock band of all time. Their 1992 album, ¿Dónde jugarán los niños? became the best-selling Spanish rock album of all time. That album is like the Bob Marley “Legend” album in that it contained hit after hit.

Perhaps their most famous song is “Oye mi amor”:

Maná – Oye Mi Amor

Another big hit from that album was “Cómo te Deseo”:

Maná – Cómo Te Deseo

Watching that video, I’m sure you understand why I like this band. Another great song from that album was “De Pies A Cabeza”:

Maná – De Pies A Cabeza

Probably the most rock-like song on the album was “Me Vale”:

Maná – Me Vale

Did I mention that latinas absolutely adored Maná and this song got many a young man laid in the 90s?:

Maná – Vivir Sin Aire

While the follow-up album to ¿Dónde Jugarán Los Niños?, Cuando los Ángeles Lloran, was not as big a hit, the album after that brought about more hits and more memorable songs. One of my favourites is “Clavado en un Bar”:

Maná – Clavado En Un Bar

Another romantic song that the girls loved was “En El Muelle De San Blás”:

Maná – En El Muelle De San Blás

I bet you that you have heard this song on the TV at the start of a certain show:

Maná – El Rey Tiburón

At this point, I could post a bunch more songs, but I invite everyone to check them out. There are a lot of good songs that they created. I’ll end this with probably the best song ever written about being a Sancho: “Labios Compartidos”:

Maná – Labios Compartidos

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

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scotchnaut

Van The Man doing an excellent cover of Them’s cover of Bob Dylan’s ‘It’s All Over Baby Blue’.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzr4KnRYqVY&ab_channel=TheVygi

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litre_cola

Appreciate the SexiMexi music, already love SexiMexi futbol, and food, why not tunes?

/wants to move to Puebla and run weed shop

Gumbygirl

Mitch the Bitch just said Trump’s nominee will get a vote on the Senate floor, in his statement of “condolence” about RBG. She’s not even cold yet.

Sharkbait

We all saw that coming

Gumbygirl

I know, but it’s fucking indecent.

Spur

I wish Dems behaved more like Mitch.

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Mr. Ayo

Fuck yeah! Banquet beer!

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scotchnaut

“I’m so happy in this gif, lol.”-Martha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpqDTQOFvf0&ab_channel=EmiRecordsItaly

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scotchnaut

“Needs more red.” -Japanese Fishermen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjST_3hJnbM&ab_channel=Detoxicated

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Well, happy Friday in that other timeline.

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scotchnaut
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scotchnaut

Very much younger me loved ELO so much…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50QeioFle1w&ab_channel=Prontent

scotchnaut

The phrase “Blue days, black nights” really hits home these last few months…

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Spur

Supreme Court Justice Sheldon Adelson

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Supreme Court Justice Diamond and Silk (they agree to take turns hearing a case)

Spur

Supreme Court Justice Rush Limbaugh

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Supreme Court Justice Vince McMahon

Spur

Supreme Court Justice Ted Nugent

Spur

Am cool with this one.

Gumbygirl

Supreme Court Justice Kid Rock

Spur

Supreme Court Justice Curt Schilling

Spur

Supreme Court Justice Lou Dobbs

Gumbygirl

Supreme Court Justice Michele Bachman

Spur

Supreme Court Justice Scott Baio

Gumbygirl

Supreme Court Justice Kirk Cameron

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scotchnaut

She was totally serious when she said, “Eyes up here!”.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

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Mr. Ayo

Yeah, what a selfish bitch!

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Spur

Time to hate drink

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Yep, escapist time for me.

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scotchnaut

Movie Up (2007) un-colorized.

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Don’t worry, it’s fine.

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scotchnaut

-Billy Joel

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Gumbygirl

I’m pretty sure I could kill someone( or a bunch of someone’s) and not even feel bad about it. This isn’t a joke. I’ve never thought I was capable of something like that, but these last few years have changed me.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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He would retreat into his shell.

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Gumbygirl

There are even worse Mitch’s right behind him.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Find a Dem senator with those kind of balls.

Spur

Funny thing its really only the Dem women that have balls.

Spur

Katie Porter is a fire breathing dragon.

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Spur

Evening Folks. Its cold but the truth, why didn’t Ginsberg retire during Obama? Her health was failing during Bush II. Her ego wouldn’t let her. She loved the fawning. It was rightly deserved but she really fucked us.

Goodbye Obamacare. I hope something with a Public Option replaces it. That whole strike me down and I’ll come back more powerful.

Spur

We have a dino in Accounting that refuses to retire. He jokes he’ll die in his chair. His reason for not retiring is he’ll have nothing to do.

He fucks up every PO and void I give him. A powerpivot blows his mind. He’s wasting company time and money. Worse he’s keeping a job from someone more deserving.

Unsurprised

Logan’s Run was inspiring

herodotus450

Damn. Yet another setback for my “Ladies of the Supreme Court” Calendar.

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rockingdog

found a funny:

the entire world: the corona virus is a serious issue

fox news: lmao its a hoax and ur a corncob if you believe in it

conservatives: well i certainly dont wanna be a corncob

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scotchnaut

It’s a bit hard watching your country go to shit. As a nation, you could have aspired to (some) Canadian ideals and been better off for it.

herodotus450

I offered to get married so you could get a green card and vote in our elections, but noooooooo…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You did that too?!?!?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Yep. It’s over now.

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Not sure what you are talking about, we just have fun, pictured here;

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Gratliff

Because Dems don’t have anything they’re as ride or die for as GOP and overturning Roe vs Wade, I don’t know how much this will wake the left up, but I do still wonder if it can push enough people to the polls since I don’t trust current polling at all and I’m very nervous about November as is. Also, RIP Roe vs Wade if Dems can’t completely take the senate hostage until January.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

The Dems can turn out in yuuuuge numbers across most states, but it all still comes down to 5 battleground states. Our ‘democratic system’ is so fucking broken.

Spur

Dems need to start shouting from the rooftops “No More Minority Rule! The rupes will think its about blacks and Hispanics and back it.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Dems have never shown any inclination to abolish the EC, and they likely never will (unless pushed into it). Make no mistake, they are part of the system, and they will defend it to the death.

blaxabbath

I inherently hate this man because if his team fandom — but he’s right here.

Gratliff

Looking at the sea of trump flags throughout the northern 75% of Michigan does not fill me with hope. He took every county but one north of Genesee (Flint) in 2016, even traditional dem counties, with Johnson taking 3-5% of his vote in every one. He still only won here by 12k but he has no one siphoning off him this time.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I keep hearing mixed things out of PA, and the Dems getting rid of the Greens in WI may well have cost them that state (if it wasn’t gone already). No idea on Ohio, but I am pessimistic about a Dem win there.

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Sharkbait

Definitely a scotch night now

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Gratliff

I don’t want to leave anybody out, so fuck Anthony Kennedy

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They are still there…..

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blaxabbath

No way the US isn’t formally a Christian nation by New Year.

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herodotus450

Let’s see, $12 times the population of DFO which is about, oh let’s say, 100 Million, that’s almost a billion dollars! We could fund one hell of a superPAC with that kind of money!
Or… We could start our OWN Supreme Court!

Sharkbait

With Blackjack and hookers?

herodotus450

I dont know, Blackjack isn’t the most favorable game for the house, which will be us and/or me.

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Sharkbait

We’re so fucked. Can the Sharkbait clan come crash on a couch in Canada for a while?

Game Time Decision

Sure. One of the bait family per dfo’r

Gratliff

Happy We’re Fucked Friday, everybody

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blaxabbath

Now to figure out how to move my money offshore by making it look like I am gonna stay here.

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Smuggle rum, like great grandfather?

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Well, let’s get back to work at the home office.

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Downfield Matriculator

RIP RBG — 2020 continues to blow in every possible way.

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This is so fucked.

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rockingdog

shit dicks

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blaxabbath

How’d stocks respond?

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ROE is way down WADE is also down a lot.

WCS

Can’t wait Mitch McTortoise to claim it’s imperative to fill the seat as soon as possible, especially in an election year.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/09/ruth-bader-ginsburg-dies/616132/

Gratliff

He’s already laughed while saying he’s going to if it happens months ago. It’s impossible to imagine a scenario where Mitch acts in good faith for any reason in any aspect of his life

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Especially considering they held Obama’s nominee up for however long.

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