Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Jackrabbit Slims

Hello once again. It’s Friday and that means we’re cocktailing again. Now that it is mid September, it seems Fall is once again bearing down on all of us and all the telltale signs are here: the evening air is getting cooler, football is back and I already hate my fantasy team. Now, in the Before Times, this would probably mean trips out to orchards for apple picking and other fall related activities. For obvious reasons, that isn’t going to be a thing this year. If only there was something we could do about that…

Moving on.

This week’s drink is another one from my long backlog of drinks I’ve bookmarked and saved for later. Given how seasonally appropriate the ingredients are, I felt it was a good time to break out this concoction. From the PDT book, here is the Applejack Rabbit:

2 oz. Laird’s Bonded Apple Brandy

.75 oz. Lemon Juice

.75 oz. Orange Juice

.5 oz Deep Mountain Grade B Maple Syrup

Shake with ice and strain into a chilled coupe. No garnish

Playing the role of the Laird’s apple brandy this evening is Pommeau from Shortpath Distillery in Everett, MA.

Now, right off the bat I get a sweet apple nose. It isn’t overly strong, but the scent almost seems artificial. No citrus or maple notes come through at all.

The first sip starts out with a mix of orange and lemon juices, with apple sweetness adding depth and body underneath. I get a hint of brandy alcohol flavor coming in about midway through and mellows over the rest of the sip. I don’t really detect any of the maple syrup here. I suspect its function is to act as a counterbalance to the double citrus juice attack up front.

The more you sip this down, the more the apple starts to take over. By the end, I got a more pronounced sour apple flavor. I didn’t hate the finish, but the end definitely pushed this drink squarely into the one and done category.

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Sharkbait has not actually been bitten by a shark, but has told people in bars that he was for free drinks. Lives in Boston, married to a Giants fan, he enjoys whisk(e)y, cooking, the Rangers, and the Patriots.
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clint greasewood

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Last edited 2 months ago by clint greasewood
BrettFavresColonoscopy

This isn’t just a vanilla milkshake with bourbon in it?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

Calvados works as well I assume. Somehow I have a wee bottle of it on the shelf. I have 0 idea where it came from.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I like when booze just shows up.

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Don T

Apple brandy sounds great, bonded or clandestine. I wouldn’t ask my brandy to do home renovations anyway.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So if it is bonded and a brandy employee steels some of your shit, you are assured of getting recompensed?

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Gumbygirl

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling fucking kids!

ballsofsteelandfury

Does the book say when this cocktail was invented? Seems that the large amount of citrus is meant to make this a sour apple drink, like you said, with the sourness meant to be very present to possibly mask bad source alcohol.

I’d say you could probably cut the citrus in half, increase the maple syrup to 1 oz and you’d have a much more tolerable drink for today’s palates.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Law enforcement says “Keep the citrous in.”

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/government-poison-10000-americans/