Sabado Open Thread – It Means MOAR Again

King Hippo

That’s right, y’all.  The SEC is back, and with a glorious 10-game league schedule.  Finally, a fall Sabado that actually feels like a doggone Sabado!

But first, you get another Premier League morning, kicking off with United away to Brighton (7:30, NBCSN).  This is…not ideal timing for the Trash Birds, with Diablos del Rojo coming off a very humbling home defeat – to Uncle Woy’s Palace.  Assuming this squad isn’t fatally flawed, expect a reaction.

Speaking of Uncle Woy?  Hosts the MOAR fashionable Don Carlo Ancelotti and his Toffees (10:00, NBCSN).  Look, I know the shoe will eventually drop, and I will be cursing at the teevee/laptop soon enough.  Just maybe not this week?  Pretty please, Everton??

Kind of a wet fart of a spotlight dance, but Chelski are away to the Brummies (12:30, NBC), if so inclined.  Me?  I’mma watch JV ball.  Especially during the late fixture (Saints at White Lives Matter, 3:00, NBCSN).  At least this week, I am pleased as to how the schedule shakes out.

Desperate Knifey at Media Sensation Leeds (7:00) is Sunday’s best offering.  You get three matches on NBCSN, followed by a dire 2p on Peacock that nobody will watch (RedZone WOO!!!).

Kansas State (+28) at Oklahoma (Noon, Fox)

Surely, they won’t waste Gus Johnson here?  But I surely expect Manhattan’s finest to give Steerfuckers North more of a test than Vegas expects.

Florida (-14) at Ole Miss (Noon, ESPN)

Yeehaw, when Johnny Reb puts his’n mind to it, he can do damned near anything.  Except succeed at FITBAW.  Or wear shoes.  Anyway, it’s always nice to laugh at Lane Kiffin.

Mississippi State (+16.5) at LSU (3:30, CBS)

Line looks (and probably is) way too low, but I guess Vegas gives Dread Pirate Leach hella respek.  I will watch just for the quips, philosophizing, and stories.  Also, the Bayou Bengals did lose like 80% of their two-deep.  Maybe we will get a decent game?

West By God Virginia (+6.5) at Oklahoma State (3:30, ABC)

If a jug band were a state, would it be WV or OK?  Either way, I’d keep my asshole wedged tight against a brick wall.  BDSM State looked horrid last week, but this line seems low.

Alabama (-28.5) at Missouri (7:00, ESPN)

Welcome to the SEC, Eli Drinkwitz.  Hope you are renting, not buying.

Vanderbilt (+30.5) at Texas A&M (7:30, SEC Alternate)

SEC Alternate channel is pretty obscure.  You probably haven’t heard of it.

NC State (+7) at Virginia Tech (8:00, ACCN)

This line opened at 10.  I’m just sayin’…but no, I ain’t wagerin.’  Who knows how that whole #NuAIDS thingamabob has impacted Forcibly Non-Gendered Turkeys’ depth chart?  YES, I am in the bargaining stage.

Enjoy all the action, and some fine Clubhouse (imaginary) fellowship.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Holy crap, Cousinfuckers can’t stop fucking themselves in the cousin’s ass. This game should be tied.

scotchnaut

“My favorite part of any game? The very start, when every single team is tied up.”

-Submissives

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WCS

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

“Visiting team has deferred”
/Submissives cum

herodotus450

Say what you want about Flo, but she never got mad online at her fans’ constant remarks about her “milkers”

scotchnaut

Bill Cosby’s favorite soda? Doctored Pepper.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“It is a VERY good beverage for….. guests.”

-Darren Sharper

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Doesn’t half the team have Covid?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gumbygirl

Awww, look at his poor little face!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He didn’t pay for the miscalculation, but still gained experience. I, on the other hand, have a scare under the chin.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Art imitates life, life imitates art.

bk109

Evenin’ gents, I hope the Gamblin’ Gods have been treatin’ ya well today

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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bk109

I’ll take that as “Not really” … well, that sucks

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

“Sledgehammer Time!”

-Peter Gabriel

bk109

… ’tis truly the darkest / dankest / both timeline, isn’t it?

bk109

Oh well, enjoy it while it lasts, because at the end of the season, it’ll be the same bloody scumbags on top… When that happens (perhaps after some blatant refball), I may rent you a tank 😀

Speaking of which, I got those 2 buggers I mentioned a couple of weeks back 😀

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

That is more ’80s than a Huey Lewis/Def Leppard concert with ALF as a guest star.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

“Back in the 80’s, these monkeys were nothing and their tits were free.”

-Dyslexic Mark Knopfler

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

“3 out of 10. Does not have stone in its mouth.”

-rockingdog

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Waiting for face of driver.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

Haven’t seen a Rattler picked off like that since Steve Irwin was still alive.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

“Oh man, that’s gonna leave a mark!”

-A Stingray

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Calling this now: WVU either wins on a last second field goal, or loses something like 48-13.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

What are prices like on the Range of Possibilities?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

Oklahoma D softer than the egg shells of a rattlesnake at a Superfund site.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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“GOOD DOG!!”

scotchnaut

“Look, my dog only exists as a cartoon. No need for you to go all Snoopy.”

-Charles Schultz, answering a detective’s question

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

[Removes football at swing initiation]

scotchnaut

Kenfucky qb has more pocket awareness than Danny Dimes. Fuck everything…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

Check all the boxes that feature melons

[checks 4 boxes]

Up top Bro! Uh, I mean [clears throat] “You Are Not A Bot, Do Whatever You Want To Do.”

herodotus450

Spencer Rattler: it’s a good name but I think we can punch it up a bit. Josiah Rattler? Lyman Rattler?

scotchnaut

“Grapefruit Radler?”

-The Good Folks At Budweiser

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Can’t wait to watch WVU get absolutely nuked!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Happy Fucking Saturday.

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scotchnaut
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Both descriptors are indeed sarcastic, unless you want to take the proper meaning for fucking, as in ‘fucking god damn it!’

Last edited 2 months ago by Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Date night.

scotchnaut

Has anyone on this site ordered takeout from 7/11?*

*related-what does “I don’t care anymore” taste like?

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