Imaginary Coach Loses Imaginary Job

Senor Weaselo

Or jobs, for that matter. Bill O’Brien is relieved of his duties for the Houston Football Team.

Well, it’s only about 9 months too late after blowing a 24-0 lead to the Chefs in the divisional round, but better late than never, I guess? Too bad the Te-xans (I think that’s how it’s pronounced) are 0-4, joining the state of New Jersey and maybe the Falcons pending them probably getting their shit kicked in by maximum rage A-A-Ron as the only teams without a win through the first four games. Nevertheless the tank cannot be in after such a horrendous/wasting another year of Deshaun Watson start of the season, since the Dolphins have their 1st rounder this year and next as part of the Kenny Stills/Laremy Tunsil deal, an abso-fucking-lutely phenomenal move by the also-now-fired after an offseason power move to take control of the personnel (checks notes) Bill O’Brien. I see giving him that power was such a great idea.

Fun fact, that means every Houston head coach/manager prior to the start of the 2020 calendar year has now been fired. A.J. Hinch, Mike D’Antoni, and now O’Brien. Associate head coach Romeo Crennel will take the head coach role on an interim basis.

Go A’s.

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Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The Shaun deserved better.

O’Brien deserved worse.

Game Time Decision

This

SonOfSpam

Perhaps he can collect pretend-unemployment.

Or just whore out his chin for glory hole purposes, whatevs.