We are back with our new format! I hope you like it. Please provide feedback in the comments. Another hearty well-done to SonOfSpam, who correctly guessed that last week’s hidden theme for the music was songs with the sea in the lyrics.
As for last night’s game, it was fun to see Tom Brady fuck up the down count at the end. It seemed like another classic Bears game where they had no business winning yet here we are.
Bears commentists will take the 4-1 record and laugh until the inevitable collapse later this season. In the meantime, the rest of us will heartily laugh at Tom Brady’s decline into irrelevance and, even better, mockery by the very media that once exalted him as the GOAT.
It is true that Americans only raise up people on pedestals in order to knock them down mercilessly.
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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Please check out this selection of good songs and see if you can determine what the hidden link is between all of these songs.
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
Let me know in the comments if you want me to give you hints. I’ll give up to three hints.
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
On trailer park boys — and I cannot explain the context at all — I’ve more than once heard the word, “Ravine” (Rah-Veen). I have no idea what that is.
It’s a steep ditch, usually they are behind your house. People like them because they can’t put another house right behind yours, and usually they are full of trees and shrubs( bring me shrubbery!) so they are green and pretty.
Also, Raveen was a “mentalist” who hypnotized people into quitting smoking. He looked like Wolfman Jack in a 70s preacher’s suit.
A federal judge blocked Abbatoir’s one ballot drop box per county bullshit in Texas. Yeehaw, motherfucker!
I’m bored, so here’s a list of “big four” north american sports where a florida team won the championship before the election:
NBA:
2012 Miami Heat
NHL:
2004 Tampa Bay Lightning
2020 Tampa Bay Lightning
MLB:
none (yet)
Nfl:
none (in November 1971 the cowboys were the reigning superbowl champs.)
so there u go
like a less murdery version of emilia clarke
Wish I was her nephew.
I’m watching a terrible local political ad where they’re playing up the threat of MS-13 in Long Island. Does this shit work on anyone?
Yes
you think by now I’d be used to Florida screwing things up in election years
Miami-Dade county time to shine
I love hanging out here with all y’all, but tonight I’ve been watching Game Warden shows that I DVR’d off Animal Planet channel. North Woods Law and Lone Star Law. These wardens do all kinds of Sherlock Holmes/Lt. Colombo detective work and the perps get $75 or $150 tickets. But they’re kind of relaxing. No one gets shot in the back 7 times.
That’s literally all BLM is asking for.
That’s so unreasonable!!!
Edit:
It’s like COPS, except some of the perps have homes with foundations instead of wheels.
To be fair, I was watching North Woods Law once and I’m pretty sure a moose took 4-5 shots to the head.
Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon. What do you have left?
Well, that’s it for the Yankees and the only sport I really care about.
Noe to commence angry drinking.
You still have Arsenal!
Gosh, thanks.
/Binge drinks rubbing alcohol
They seem like pretty good friends.
h
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I’m very gassy.
Time for another beer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXHkFZ-nG4Y&ab_channel=maxpatch67
What kind of irresponsible commissioner hands out SIX timeouts to one team, in one game! The timeout inflation! Panic in the streets!
Full-sized
https://giant.gfycat.com/BrokenFaithfulAmericanavocet.mp4
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Damn!
WOWZERS
sometimes I think she damaged her career by showing the goods so early.
then I stop thinking stupid shit like that
Lazy dad dinner night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvJp2SRyBmw&ab_channel=GateNightProductions
Girls liked it, anyway.
Jesus!
According to Mary, who is irritated she can’t find the rendered lamb fat, he has been in his room for hours after looking through this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLSgRzCAtXA
You happy with the draft?
Only things I heard were that the top 3 picks are in a different tier, Laf, Byfield, Stutzle. So picking 4th kinda sucks and blows. Still looking forward to next year’s draft more than the nxet season.
As far as I know, the NHL draft is a stupid crapshoot, second only to the MLB. The other thing I know is that if our 3rd and 5th pan out they’ll be be goners at the first opportunity.
Seems like the top 2-3 picks every year go straight to the NHL, the rest who fucking knows.
(sees Scotchy online)
So great to see future Red Wings Legend Bobby Ryan join past Red Wings Legend Daniel Alfredsson in joining the Red Wings
[checks back pocket for change]
I think I might be able to buy your franchise and have enough left over to get a bus ticket the hell out of town.
Oh yeah I forgot, big spender down there in Canada signing Matt Murray to (way too much) Million a year.
“down there in Canada”
Have you been relegated to the Alaska again?
Windsor is technically south of Detroit, ppl forget that. And also that more than half of Canada lives below the 49th parallel
So we can keep a better eye on what goes on in Canada’s basement
QUIT MAKING NOISE I HAVE TO BE UP IN THE MORNING.
This NBA game hasn’t even started yet and I’m already fixing to fall asleep
-Tim Donaghy
That drink I mixed for him is working.
Sweet Jiminy Christmas…
I’d squash that.
Evening
Hey, most goats can count
No Octubrefest this year
found a funny:
Mean girls is the sum of girls divided by the number of girls
This is mathematically correct!
“And all I really want.”
-Beastie Boys, excerpt from Licensed To Ill
There is no limit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6bwcOQ-D5zQ#dialog
replace the m with www.
Is it too much to ask for Aaron Judge to hit a single now and again?
/Judge hits a homer
Never mind!
“Weaselo, Judge not, lest ye be judged. Somebody said that to me one time. He was totally funny!”
-A. Judge
I like this format.