The rare thing I enjoy about the pandemic era (as the history books will call it) are the new forms of stupidity humans have developed during these times.  Of course, none more so than recklessly disagreeing with COVID safety protocols because you want to have yourself a good time.

Take Morgan Wallen, for example.

Yep, that’s a mullet.

A brief scan of his Wikipedia page finds that he was a contestant on The Voice back in 2014, which ultimately led to his signing with Big Loud Records, which apparently specializes in bro-country & Nickelback. He’s done some songwriting & guest-playing, which built up his cred in Nashville. When he got the chance to release his first album, he did the usual self-promotion to aid the process, including touring with fellow bros Florida-Georgia Line & appearing at Monday Night Raw.

He was so important they spelled his name wrong.

I could only listen to about 18 seconds on YouTube before I clicked on a Kinks song link to cleanse my palate. (FYI – The Kinks have an announcement of either new music or a tour coming next week.)

And he’s got a bro-record as well. Why, just last May he was arrested outside Kid Rock’s bar in downtown Nashville for public intoxication and disorderly conduct. If he’d been asleep in his truck naked it would have been the full Randy Travis.

 

So when you are expecting to get your big break by being the featured musical guest on a still-relevant Saturday night network comedy show, one that’s only operating because of strict COVID protocols, maybe don’t get photographed the week before being a bro & being all “MAN, FUCK THIS MASK SHIT! WHO WANTS SOME TONGUE?!”

I believe these are the three stages of career suicide in 2020.

Dude got replaced by Jack White, in 2020, something that falls between “sad” and “lame” on the cultural relevancy scale. I wish him good luck with his future of playing truck roadeos.

Be more like Eddie Van Halen, who was just hanging around watching his wife rehearse at “Saturday Night Live” back in 1987, with Robert Cray as the assigned musical guest, when the cast & band decided to work some magic to involve him in the show, giving us the classic “Dinner With the Van Halens” skit

 

as well as the musical number “Stompin’ 8H”, worked out week-of with GE Smith & Lenny Pickett, that I can’t show due to geo-blocking.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NCAA:
    • Alabama (2-0) at Mississippi (1-1) – 7:30PM | ESPN / TSN3
    • UTEP (3-1) at Louisiana Tech (2-1) – 7:30PM | ESPN2
    • Miami (3-0) at Clemson (3-0) – 7:30PM | ABC / TSN2
    • Charlotte (0-2) at North Texas (1-2) – 8:00PM | ESPNU
    • LSU (1-1) at Missouri (0-2) – 9:00PM | ESPN
      • subject to hurricane cancellation
  • Futbol:
    • MLS:
      • Whitecaps FC vs. Real Salt Lake – 10:00PM | TSN
  • Left turns:
    • Motocross:
      • Lucas Oil AMA Pro Motocross Series – 6:00PM | NBCSN
        • from Fox Raceway in Pala, CA
  • Fisticuffs:
    • UFC Fight Night: Moraes vs. Sandhagen
      • Prelims – 6:00PM | TSN5 / ESPN+
      • Main card – 8:00PM | TSN5 / ESPN+

It’s Thanksgiving in Canada & either Columbus Day or Indigenous Peoples’ Day in the US. I’m sure that distinction won’t be a problem this year.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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WCS

Bill Burr now has a second SAMUEL ADAMS (JACKSON) to his credit.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I keep getting Bill Burr and Bill Barr mixed up.

SonOfSpam

Bill Bear is the leather guy.

Unsurprised

At least now I know why I was such a prick on Thursday. The email came just after I left, but it’s like I knew it was coming. Someone got sick 14 days after the last sick one was last in the office. God Fucking Damn It.

SonOfSpam

Jack White doing Lazaretto was fucking badass.

clint greasewood

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SonOfSpam

Probably drunk (ok more than probably) but just laughed at Che’s joke that the Orthodox Jews burned stuff in protest, and the fires lasted eight nights.

WCS

Good to see Edward Scissorhands found a successful career as a musician.

SonOfSpam

Same comments were made in this abode.

Again, not at all unhappy with the musics replacement.

WCS

Bill Burr hosting SNL. Buckle your seat belts, kiddos.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I wish he were still as funny as he thinks he is

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SonOfSpam

Yes that is exactly right and couldn’t be more right.

litre_cola

Futbol? SexiLadi? Yes.

King Hippo

Kaylyn!!!!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

:whispers: he can see us?

herodotus450

Ole Miss-Bama fightin go be higher scoring than the Red River Shootout and we aint even to OT yet. Those SEC defenses though!

litre_cola

BC Dick wants to teach Deci, 3 card monty. Cant say I am not supportive.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Keep your eye on the ball” and “which hole is it in” are both important lessons to learn early.

King Hippo

Why does the schlub worry about “giving away field position?” Bama scores in 3 or 4 plays no matter what.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

My in laws have Oban and a hot tub, so yeah, that’s what I’m doing.

TheRevanchist

Watching last night’s Love After Lockup. A lot of stupid people packed into one show. Yet so entertaining. It makes me feel better about myself.

King Hippo

Also really fat and tooth-optional, I’d bet!

Speaking of, Johnny Reb done tied it up.

litre_cola

Mrs Cola troll level 9. Puts on UK drum and base.

King Hippo

Did you have a stroke?? And remember who’s asking here (smgdh)

litre_cola

Parents were unhappy with BC Dicks blues.

Ok so change it, she did… solid move. She will be asleep soon and we will drink more whisky. Point made by her tho

King Hippo

I was trying to make that syntax with “University of Kenfucky” instead of the country. So tis my stroke (again).

Gratliff

Need some crazy indie horror movie to watch that doesn’t suck. Better if new and not 98% CGI

Gratliff

Was briefly distracted by learning that there’s a sequel to “Train to Busan”, but apparently it’s not available here yet. Boo.

litre_cola

Mrs. Cola dressed Deci in a rainbow pj set to troll her Dad. This is why she is a weapon. He is hammered and silent. Bc Dick, nod of the cap to his sis.

TheRevanchist

I have been devoid of sports for a bit. So, in general, go team. Win. And, oh, man, that was a tough loss.

Apply those phrases randomly and generously.

King Hippo

All you need 2 noe – stupid VAR robbed Cowbells of a first half safety, or we’d be looking at a 14-4 fixture in Kenfucky right now. THANKS Obama!!!!1111

TheRevanchist

Go, team! Yay!

herodotus450

People who unironically say “doggo,” “hubby,” or “wifey”: I’m not sure we can be friends casual acquaintances anymore.

WCS

I’ve been referring to wifey for 15 years. Do I get grandfathered in?

herodotus450

I’ll think about it.
(checks personnel file)
Oh it says here you’re a Panguins fan. Mmm.

WCS

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herodotus450

Hmm mmm yes and you’re also a Communist, a porn star, and a Stonecutter?

WCS

I AM NOT A PORN STAR

Mr. Ayo

You prefer Porn Thespian?

WCS

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Gumbygirl

Porn up and comer. Heh heh.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

What if it’s about Sandra Otterson?

herodotus450

Never knew she had a real name but yes, that appears to be the exception.

King Hippo

They tend to get cranky when you say “yo, bitch, over here”

Fronkenshteen

Episodic Television’s Best Shows Post Larry Sanders:
breaking bad

TheRevanchist

Daria.

Gratliff

Lucha Underground

Fronkenshteen

Hope all you ND/FSU bettors took the Over and flipped the page.

herodotus450

Miami-Clemzon broadcast also comes in the Spanish flavor, let’s see what the Bama-Ole Miss one has…

litre_cola

So when u are really drunk and high, and the fam likes booze, always encourage shots for the catchup….

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Calgary is burning down tonight

litre_cola

Give me insurance!!!

litre_cola

Ok. Akavit shots for the fam and I get whisky? No questions. I am.good going forward.

/boozy early Thanksgiving

herodotus450

Hol up, what the fuck was that penalty call?

King Hippo

What’s going on in Tennessee? Vandy apparently had less scholarship dudes available (59) than a 1-AA side would usually suit up. And of course, more fucktardery by the minute revealed re the Tits.

herodotus450

Miami losing, that would be good. But Clemson losing, that would also be good.

WCS

Gonna be awesome when WVU goes 6-5, wins the Big 12 Minus Two Championship Game, and gets in the Sugar and/or Cotton Bowl!

King Hippo

Aubie spiked that backwards. Wow!

King Hippo

Should be Piggy ball.

King Hippo

NC State won a famous 1986 game against South Cakalaky on an untimed down Hail Mary…

WCS

Does Kansas State want to win?

King Hippo

They don’t want to go back in locker room with that creeper looking DC.

Still though, that Conference is insane.

litre_cola

Cola in law famy. SHOTS OF AKAVIT.

No. Can I have ANY kind of whisky?
Glenfisdich 15 fine you pussy?

Yeah, thats good……..

BrettFavresColonoscopy

All the things

litre_cola

Pretty drunk and High, been with BC dick all day

Gumbygirl

Wooo, there’s some good Canadian bourble!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I took the last week off and would love to just never go back to work.

Unsurprised

I could help arrange that. What state are you in, and do you live with other people?

King Hippo

Wait, Gus Malzahn is still Aubie coach? Nvm, he won’t be on Monday.

King Hippo

Turf monster FTW!!

King Hippo

War Damn Eagle v. Pig Sooey be reasonably close, but so sad it needs to be taken out back and shot.

“Don’t forget to send the families the bills for the bullets!” – Josef S., Wilds of Georgia

King Hippo

Man, I can finally watch FITBAW, and all the games are dreck. Dreck, I says!!

litre_cola

KS v Christian Texas is good

King Hippo

Just saw the foUrth down play for Bloodeyes. Any kids watching, please note that was, like, the only instance where the “pylon stretch” isn’t the dumbest play in sportsball.

rockingdog

LOL
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Viva La Tabula Raza

He should have SuperCunt shirt instead.

Game Time Decision

Like he’s strong enough to ripe open a shirt

Unsurprised

Fuck. I just realized we don’t get Monday off, and I feel like striking in protest. (I can’t even do a fake cough because, guess what, we had another goddamn positive test this week).

litre_cola

Use U’s in all correspondence. Then they will think you are from up here.

litre_cola

“There is so many nuts hitting my place” – BC Dick

I just looked across the room and grabbed my phone.

“Fuck, I should expect that on DFO”

litre_cola

There is a windstorm here and he has walnut trees.

King Hippo

Just remind him that if he had a chin nuts tree he’d have a DICK IN HIS MOUTH smh