Gotta love it when the 4 o’clock game is a stinker but it involves your team. I have you all (mostly) to myself. And if I could borrow from Hippo’s London football vernacular-“IT’S MANDATORY VIEWING!” But if it’s a nice fall day (parts of Texas excluded) take advantage of it, there may not be more of them available.
TO THE GAMES!
Fins/Niners:
Is San Franny committed to the run? They’ve only thrown to wr’s 53 times in four games. If anyone should be making that dumb ‘feed me’ gesture it should be Peabo Bryson, Bourne, Aiyuk and those others dudes. Kittles will always get his but the Fins have only given up 116 yards to that spot. That said, they’ve not seen anyone near the caliber of Boy George so this is the first real test.
Colts/Browns:
Stefanski has become a fan of rollouts-after not calling any the first week he’s dialed up 14 so far and Mayfield has turned it into a signature play. He’s 13-14 for 158 yards and 2 TD’s on the play-look for more today. It’ll be interesting to see how the Browns will handle an Indy D after rolling up 49 points on the Cowboys last week. The Colts defend outside the numbers very well so maybe look for crossers, pick plays and such.
Giants/Cowboys:
The Giants hoped that the drafting of Andrew Thomas would be a ‘plug, play and forget about it’ scenario but the big dude is struggling just like everyone else on the line. Accustomed to being larger and more physically talented than his opponent, Thomas has discovered that shoddy technique gets exploited when you play the best of the best. If the Giants aren’t able to put up some scores (they haven’t gotten a TD in their last 2 games) vs. a Dallas D that generates pressure only 27% of the time when they rush the passer, it’ll be a long year indeed. Can’t help but think the Cowboys smash here.
Feel free to comment on the awfulness provided.
Happy Thanksgiving Canada
Catch of the year OBJ
Jimmyception
Approve
C’mon Tate. 4 more catches
Of course you can see Bluebunny’s fingerprints. They are always covered in pie, iced cream, and/or gravy.
Hippo, wtf is going on in San Franny?
Janeane…be rusty.
His ankle owchie is affecting his throws.
Way to avoid the doughnut, Gallup.
My nipple itched so I reached in my shirt and found a leaf in there. I haven’t been outside much today but I am wearing a flannel shirt so it all checks out
Dan Quinn fired.
Wait for his surprise reinstatement attempt first though.
What?! Even after winning the NFC?!
Least surprising firing in Atlanta since Sherman
Into the sun or just regular fired?
Possibly both. Just surprised it was before Adam Gase.
McCarthy should be
NCIS: New Orleans has many new stories to tell? About what; semen being left in the corpse?
There are navy folk in the clubhouse, is there really that many murders in the Navy??
“We found half an Iraqi in a smoking crater. Who could have done this?”
Not that I heard of in the Pacific Fleet. Maybe they’re less mellow on the East Coast or the Med.
Oh dear, Janeane.
I got Dak as my ff qb but I’m starting to wonder if I’m gonna be better off shipping him elsewhere.
Think of all the garbage points
So the guys who ignore school shootings because “I GOTTA HAVE MAH GUHN” show up to a gunfight in Denver with….pepper spray?
I mean, now they’re walking around unarmed, trusting the government not to spy on their MI kidnapping plans, and cheering the stock market gains. Is there one thing they stay consistent on besides the racism?
A love of tactical gear when driving through taco bell.
It is definitely a style-over-substance gang.
KHunt down!
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That this chickenshit said this to his wife on camera but never to Trump is fucking hilarious.
YASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
That is not D Johnson.
/veeerryy thin in a couple leagues.
Don’t get KHunty
Coked-out Red Zone Guy been pimping Claypool since Week One. Full credit to him.
Don’t be doggin my man Scott Hansen. He’s high on football.
Who’s doggin?? Full respek for his beak habit and dedication to FITBAW. He’s be a great commissioner.
To be clear, I’d still prefer Uncle Joe Stalin. He would deal with this Tits problem, swiftly and decisively.
I left him on my bench in teh Hippo lge. SMDH.
It’s time for our annual FITZMAGICK celebration!
Fitzmagic Eight Ball
Everything is possible against a Dallas D.
Using Gaskin at the goal line now. Maybe I can gets to 4-9 in money league after all.
Man, Jalen Ramsey doesn’t even know where to begin with the credit score commercials….
Is Jerry pumping in crowd boos?
If he’s pumping anything, it’s discount whores.
The Falcons should really hire Mike Smith to coach the team.
No, no, not that Mike Smith.
THIS one.
“Matt Ryan has these twiggy alien arms and Gurley is dumber than most cats and dogs….”
That’s a nice fucking kitty right there!
Zeke effort was shit on that pick six.
Dan Quinn has a 98% chance of getting fired tomorrow. I fully expect him to be coaching the Falcons next game.
“YOU’RE FIRE-” *slips on a banana peel*
FULLBACKDOWN!!
Hoboes be nervoUs tonight in Northen Ontario.
Holy Bananacakes Shit!
The real reason for the Elliott Lake mall collapse was the weight of all those corpses buried in the parking garage.
Hobo femars aren’t as strong as one would expect
That is So Fucking Dark. I love it.
– Stephen Miller, inspecting infant specimens
Dakerception for 6
Wow Jinterception.
GIANTS CEPTION DOWN
Dakdakfakfakfak
The San Francisco 49ers of Santa Clara. Thats it, thats the joke.
Are they postponing the Tits v Table Jumpers? I had read that somewhere, or may have imagined it.
Tuesday evening, last I read.
Another staff member from the Titians tested positive this morning. No official word yet, but magic 8 ball says probably
TRICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-O5IHVhWj0&ab_channel=RUNDMCVEVO
I call this cowboys d Wierd Sciencece cuz they are going to teach these Giants how to score
Because there aren’t any hipster coffee shops in the ghetto.
Some Black people will say anything to not get shot.
Love a cop who doesn’t realize he’s being trolled irl
In my (extremely limited) experience, most have no clue.
They screen for intelligence and don’t hire the ones who score over an obviously low threshold. This is fact.
Giants did a good?
Fins?
A Fins pick 6 would be quite advantageous
Andy Reid’s so disappointed about KC’s loss than he won’t even get that third patty on his cheeseburger on the way home.
Yeah, right.
There’s not a fat man alive who doesn’t eat more when he’s sad or stressed.
Giants non-existent pass rush suffers a ‘whatever’ blow when pass rusher Lorenzo Carter is carted off the field.
Colts vs Brown might be the best game this week
It’s no longer suitable to refer to northern Ohio’s NFL team as the Breveland Clowns. My disappointment is immeasurable.
Say this as Landry sporting the sideshow bob hair
Zeke delivered a hit to that NYC safety
DeNiro doing The War With Grandpa. He truly is The King of Comedy.
Everything coming up Miamihouse
That’s game for Raiders. Very nice win.
Cat’s like ” Let me out there, I’ll tear his ass up!”
I mean, who thought that Vegans could eat with the Chiefs?
Go Gints, I guess.
Go 5 catches for Tate!
I’m liking your strategic cheering stance.
SHOCKER IN KC!
What the hell is happening in Kansas City?
Patty did a wrong thing for once-hopefully the rivalry is re-engaged. Makes for good watching.
My elimator pick being murder death killed
I’m really looking forward to the Giants-Cowboys game, if only to find the answer to that age old question: what happens when an impotent force meets an extremely moveable object.
You and me, baby. You and me.
The answer: Lulz galore!