I love all holidays as they are days I don’t have to work. However, there are some holidays that I like more than others.
It will not surprise you that, as a kid, my favourite holiday was Christmas. Obviously, that was due to the presents but I also enjoyed getting together with family and everyone being nice to each other. Later, as I got older and started buying presents for others, it got to be a little stressful as I wanted to make them as happy as I had been as a child.
So, my love for Christmas got transferred to Thanksgiving. It incorporated the getting together portion of Christmas but it also did away with the present-buying. Another important piece was that you could enjoy Thanksgiving with friends and not just family.
I’ve mentioned before that most people in Los Angeles are from somewhere else. As a young adult, most of my friends were guys and gals from elsewhere in the States. Many went home for Thanksgiving but a significant number couldn’t afford to or couldn’t get away, so we would get together for Thanksgiving dinner as a group.
I have really fun memories of those times.
Alas, slowly but surely, all of my friends’ LA dreams were eventually shattered and so pretty much all of them have returned to where they came. We don’t really see each other unless we make it a point to visit. It was difficult before COVID and now near impossible.
Which brings us to what is now my favourite holiday: Halloween!
Surely the fact that I have gracefully aged into lecherous old bachelor has contributed to me loving a holiday that encourages ladies to dress in skimpy and sexy outfits. I do, however, also enjoy handing the candies out to little kids as it reminds me of my childhood and fun times gone by.
Truth be told, not many kids have come around these last few Halloweens. I attribute a large chunk of the blame to the housing crisis in LA. There is also the effect of helicopter parents that won’t let kids out of their sights and I feel bad for the kids of today. They’re growing up scared and thinking the world is a horrible place when in reality it isn’t. It just isn’t.
There is a lot of good out there and we have to be brave and open to finding it.
So, next week, we will feature hot girls in Halloween costumes. I encourage you to post such pictures tonight so that I don’t have to look for them myself. I’m lazy like that. 🙂
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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Since no one guessed the secret link last week, I am replaying the group of songs! Please check out this selection of good songs and see if you can determine what the hidden link is between all of these songs.
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
Let me know in the comments if you want me to give you hints. I’ll give up to three hints.
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
Ok, fuck it, I’m still awake so let’s live blog the grand final a bit.
What cocktail am I making to pair with it?
https://gfycat.com/boringmemorablechuckwalla
Welp, I give. Can’t post worth a damn and too tired to figure out why me can’t brain.
It’s because it doesn’t end in .gif
And this one doesn’t work because WordPress doesn’t like .imgur.com
Pictures have to come from https sites & end as .jpg Ones ending in .jpeg won’t work.
Please keep at it. It took me about a month to get it all figured out when I first came here.
Ok, calling it a night on work. Time for another cocktail and maybe dessert. What’s up around here?
We’re all doing a few lines to get ready for the AFL Finals!
The actual final Finals this time.
Grand!
Actual Final Grand Finals?
Second hint: Switch a letter and you have everyone’s favourite three-letter word!
Cum?
Ass?
Hello friends.
On this day of our fucking Lord 10-23-1961 I turned 59 years old.
State of the yeah right address:
I feel good.
I walk as much as I can.
My lab results from my last 5 years have been stellar.
I take 3 meds. Two for blood pressure, “Thanks, Ma!” and a statin.
I have no idea why I need a statin.
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2020/08/23/sunday-gravy-with-yeah-right-your-new-favorite-breakfast-item-that-you-didnt-know-existed-and-some-tips-and-tricks/
I’m healthy. Current stats are 6′ 3″ and 234 this morning.
My current walking path is immaculate.
Eyesight did deteriorate a bit from 2 years ago.
I should play guitar more often.
I work everyday in the middle of a goddamn global pandemic and I’ve stayed healthy.
My youngest granddaughter called me today, she’s 4, to say “Happy birthday Granddaddy!”
My youngest daughter asked, “Is there anything else you want to say?”
Youngest granddaughter: “I love you Grandaddy!”
The state of the yeah right is strong!
I can retire in less than 9 years.
CHEERS!
Cheers!
And happy birthday old man!
I appreciate it man. Thanks.
Congrats on your latest lap around Sol.
Congrats!! Most of all, for the good health! Hopefully that means you’ll be able to fully enjoy your retirement!
A very Happy Birthday to you, youngster!
Happy Birthday! May your knees not feel a day older than 54.
in the spirit of rockingdog, I found a funny:
did you know that a school of piranha can devour a toddler to the bone in less than 30 seconds?
unrelated: I lost my job at the aquarium today
That was a spectacular lead Senor Balls.
Don T. (the other one) is a teetotaller so that tells you all you need to know about the merits of alcohol.
Oh, shit. MST3K’s (hawt) taek on Pod People just started!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJkzmgPUBhQ&ab_channel=scarywebguy
the first episode I ever saw, and honestly my favorite?
trumpy, do you know what playing is?
yes, it’s where I break you in half
is there a stream going on?
Just happens to be on some random cable channel I didn’t know existed, and/or got.
I’d murder someone for barbecue.
Not it
I must be high, I just ate a bag of animal crackers while going down a rabbit hole of why Christianity is a thing in Korea.
Well, don’t hold us hostage to the moment. Why is Christianity a thing in Korea?
Also, South, North, or both?
Koreans do have a fondness for pickled things like kimchi so it makes sense they’d take to Christianity.
Well it really caught on because the Japanese hated it during the occupation. Before the war the North was very protestant and the south was catholic. Right now 30% of the pop are Christian. I found this interesting. Korea has the 2nd most missionaries in the world right now to ‘Merica.
Spite as the driving force for religious devotion. What a world.
Could have stopped with “I might be high.”
Rye makes the iced tea better
I think it could pass, but just in case … h
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Good call. I think it would, but someone else probably wouldn’t.
Someone else is a prude.
You don’t even know…
It’s funny but as liberal as this site seems to be, quite a few people get quite conservative when it comes to nudity…
Well, I can just take my balls and go then.
Nah. Just do what you did and we’re good. I appreciate the goodness.
I get the concern when it comes to work hours. Hell, I get the reason why KSK stopped their own sexy Fridays. However, this is one thread. I mean, it seems to have become more common with JJD’s posts lately, but I’m trying to cut back to just SF.
To each their own, I guess.
I suppose…
I made myself a red hook. I want three more.
I’ve poured myself three beers, if that helps.
Brittany Murphy voiced a minor-major character, Luanne, on King of the Hill. WEIRd.
I always forget that’s her.
it always gets brought up when people discuss a king of the hill reunion
I was just searching for the latest conspiracy theories about her death not BOMBSHELLS about King of the Hill
evening
So nice!
Tons of photos from that set in this week’s album. It’s from 2009 when Kelly Brook was probably at her hottest
OK, the finish of the Borat thing was worthy.
Selections from this week’s pixxels album
She looks like a Love Doll.
Gently used?
Of course!
She always does
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OK, he got me (and Giuliani) there.
“Take me not her, my back pussy very tight.”
I’ve fixed the issue with the YouTube videos. It turns out that I scheduled the post for the wrong time (AM instead of PM, as BFC said, talk about morning wood!). A kind soul edited the post and changed the time for me, but they edited in Classic Editor instead of Block Editor and that messed up the YouTube embeds.
I hope you enjoyed that look into how the DFO sausage gets made!
If you’re not writing in raw HTML, are you really even posting?
<blink>LOL</blink>
Aww my html tags got done disappeared
I saw the blink tag in the notification!
Kids these days will never understand the importance of hit counters, background wallpapers, and glow text.
Logged in just to +1 this comment.
I like to think there are bits of Beastcode still roaming the internet, but I fear all my work in the ’90s has been washed away, like tears in the rain.
I’d still be a part of your net ring
Don’t forget to sign my guestbook.
My back is fucked and I have an hour or two of work to do tonight.
Definitely need a cocktail.
Get out there on that corner!
-BFC’s pimp
Well it’s a good thing you’re just a fork lift operator and not something important like a law-talking guy or something.
Full vid: h
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Threw on new Borat for comic relief and am now exponentially more depressed.
My decision to re-watch all of Futurama is looking better and better
h
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The Lou Dobbs thing is hilarious (he urged his audience tonight to vote against Lady G because Lady G is not Trumpy enough); welcome to the Resistance, hairpiece!
Aussie Rules final tonight. Two thirty Mountain. With the amount of wine and weed in me there is no way I am staying up. Maybe sleep on the couch and set an alarm.
2:30 MDT that’s like, 7 AM Civilized Person Time
Ugh, I have to be up in the morning so I don’t think I’ll be watching live this year.
28 minutes in, the Borat is starting to creep me out “I put baby in her.” I guess I’m just not a fan of Jerky Boyz type setups.
Yeah, I have mixed feelings about the Borat/Bruno/Ali G shtick. Yes, it can be funny, and sometimes it exposes the awfulness of awful people, but more often the humor seems to be “hey, isn’t it crazy that people are patient and tolerant and polite even when I keep acting ruder and ruder?” I sometimes wonder what SBC’s victims are “supposed” to do to not be the butt of the joke.
Well that’s the ol’ “point out America on the map” bit, where the
9957 people who get it right aren’t shown.Gotta figger some of the marks are in on it. Especially the guy in the UPS store doing the faxes. But some of it kind of makes me uncomfortable. Maybe just a side effect of growing older. Overall I appreciate them dragging square folks, but…
The entire vibe changed massively for me in the synagogue and I was completely taken out of it. Even so, it never comes anywhere near the photos of Huey Lewis from the first movie.
That sort of humor makes me cringe instead of laugh, I hated the original although my wife loved it.
I would like a hint please.
Unless it’s “Artists who have never been in my kitchen”
You blow on it.
I get the sense that the NFL and NCAA’s coronavirus testing regimen at this point is about as effective as their steroid testing regimen.
Holy crap, they just used Phish *again* as the bumber music for baseball.
Trash fucking week. Borat time.
Just started watching. I can not believe it’s been 14 years since the first one was released. Thought it was like 5 or 6 years ago.
Thinking about the divorce route, as my lack of willpower makes me useless to try to grow with. Also : teh Paxil keeps my cock…uninspired. My thoughts? The boys are 9 and 2. They can still be saved if I leave and she finds whoever the fuck I was supposed to be, but wasn’t.
Not pictured: Two cigarettes.
w/ added angel dust
Mom and daughter working the streets together, a true way to bond.
LOL
Never know unless you dont try
Go big or go home
D&D Monster Manual author: begins putting together stats for “Owldeer”
Sees in the dark but very skittish +1 on sneak attack defense
Lil’ WCS correctly identified “Power of Love” on the way home from school today. I’m a proud papa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvBAEp3Znn4&ab_channel=LionsgateatHome
Watching New Hampshire Game Warden show on Animal Planet, originally broadcast January 2018, so likely filmed in 2017 sometime. Wardens are on the case of a guy illegally keeping an alligator for a pet, he quite wisely posted pics of himself holding the gator on Facebook. The wardens track down the guy’s address and go pay a visit, and the place is just plastered with Trump campaign banners, in the front yard, on the front of the house, and even inside the house. “What gives you the right to come into my home and seize my pets!?!?”
Live free or die indeed.
your rocking dog is bein a RUCKUS
Apropos of nothing: my mom found my old dog tags in a drawer. I think that’s hilarious.
“Let’s see here, ‘PVT First Ass’!? You were in the stripper service the whole time?”
So when WAS your last rabies vaccination?
“(jiggles nearly empty bottle of vodka) Someone’s been drinking all my booze!”
But the someone was me.
— ghost of tWBS
Hopefully you didn’t top the bottle back up with water like I used to do when I stole my parents’ booze.
Tis about emotional/physical connections that have been broken by departure?
Not quite
the new BORAT film is good
funny good father-teenage daughter film too
I’m pretty sure I guessed last weeks theme (European cities) but time is a broken-down Yugo on the superhighway of existence, so maybe I’m wrong?
Pepperidge Farms remembers that.
You did!!!
For some reason the youtubes you posted above still only show the link and not the thumbnail even after refreshing. But the youtube I posted shows the thumbnail after refreshing. Weird.
I’ve mentioned before that most people in Los Angeles are from somewhere else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuIvYrKsvnM
Except for them in San Pedro. Those people are born there, live there, and eventually die there.
The old white people in the OC think they’re from there, but they just settled there in the 70’s, believing that white people have always populated the area.