As I type this, there is still no word on whether the full slate of games will go off on Sunday. What I do know is that it’s playing havoc with what little talent I have on my fantasy teams. It’s not bad enough that I have to keep finding new running backs each week because the ones I have keep getting hurt, now I’ve lost Emmanuel Sanders to the ‘rona. Things like that, and being held hostage to the coaching & personnel usage decisions of Andy Reid & Kyle Shanahan, keep me grinding my teeth each week when I try to set a roster.

This evening I am out with my fellow beer hawkers & we are watching Game 4 of the Series. Really, it’s just an excuse to get together before I go under the knife. I try to go drinking with any [DFO]ers that come through town, but – as HRTN points out every week – you’ve got to have that tight set of close friends to just be able to shoot shit with once in a while. Otherwise, you’re at the mercy of the rock monsters & some guy’s brains end up smeared across your clean pants. And no one needs that.


Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB:
    • Dodgers vs. Rays – 8:00PM | FOX / Sportsnet
      • Game 4 – Dodgers lead 2-1
  • NCAA:
    • South Carolina at LSU – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • Utah State at Boise State – 7:00PM | FS1
    • Cincinnati at SMU – 9:00PM | ESPN2
    • Texas State at BYU – 10:15PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • Air Force at San Jose State – 10:30PM | FS1
  • Fútbol:
    • Liga MX:
      • Tigres UANL vs. FC Juárez – 7:55PM | UNI
      • Club América vs. Atlas – 9:55PM | UNI
    • MLS:
      • Philadelphia vs. Toronto FC – 7:30PM | TSN
      • NYCFC vs. Montreal – 7:30PM | TSN5
      • Whitecaps FC vs. San Jose – 10:00PM | TSN

Look at all that college ball. The NCAA makes Roger Goodell look like Mother Theresa.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brick Meathook

I guess the openings are ok, but SNL is just horrible, particularly “Weekend Update.” Those two stiffs have zero comedy chops and the writing is awful.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I like it when Che goes right at Jost

Gumbygirl

I’m sitting in the dark with a couple of candles like a fucking savage.

Mr. Ayo

That actually sounds pleasant. Wish I could do that.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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yeah right
Mr. Ayo
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Gumbygirl

The power just went out for no apparent reason.

Mr. Ayo

Just touch it. That should restore the “power”.

yeah right

OK. OK. I have like an original idea.

Let’s get a business plan together.

What are you looking at when you’re taking a piss?

Blank wall?

Neighbors backyard?

How about we start a “Piss Visuals” company eh?

You can put whatever you want in front of you.

Monet, Van Gogh, the Van Allen Belt.

Bleeding Watney’s Red Barrel.

Whatever you fucking want.

I want a Monet piss visual.

It’s serene.

Think of the oppor-fucking-tunities, Doc!

Mr. Ayo

I mean, great idea.

HOWEVAH!!! This just turns into a porn wall.

yeah right

I figured that would happen.

But it would work for the ladies too. Just at a slightly lower height.

yeah right

And if you’re a dude looking at porn you’re going to soak the artwork thus rendering the point moot.

Or maybe, Renewable?

Now we’re talking!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Jackson Pollack?

Game Time Decision

They have those here. Think the company is called ” captive audience “