I’m writing this on Thursday and we still don’t have a winner declared. I’m pretty sure we won’t have a winner declared at the time this post goes live. Even if we do, there are still a lot of legal hurdles that will need to be addressed and a whole lot of other shenanigans that will happen.
So, I really don’t want to talk about the election. I’d rather talk about a subject near and dear to all of our hearts:
Boobies.
More specifically, fake boobies. In these here pages, Mr. has expressed his dislike for the fake appendages that seem to be very prevalent in today’s society. Others have weighed in and said that boobies are like pizza. Even when they’re bad, they’re still pretty great!
I personally think that it depends on the surgeon and how they fit with the person they’re attached to. Most of all, however, the benefit of fake boobies is, in my opinion, in the increase in self-esteem in the person that has them. If it makes them feel better about themselves and makes them happier, that’s honestly all that matters.
I await your thoughts in the comments.
Congratulations to BFC and Dunstan for guessing last week’s theme of songs featuring the saxophone. Great job, even if it was a week and two hints later!
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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Please check out this selection of good songs and see if you can determine what the hidden link is between all of these songs.
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
Let me know in the comments if you want me to give you a hint. I’ll give up to three hints.
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
BUT WAIT! THAT’S NOT ALL!
I want to share with you a video of a Canadian comedian who I just recently discovered and who I think is absolutely hilarious. She’s Julie Nolke and she’s in Toronto.
Her Mirror Mirror On The Wall bits crack me up every time. I may be in love with Mirror Julie. Please enjoy:
I just ate a whole bag of some kind of snack. I wasn’t even that hungry.
I think I’m a goldfish.
BFC is invited to San Pedro as well, but he already knew that.
I lodged my logistical concerns below
Actually, everybody is invited to San Pedro. If you’re reading this you’re invited. Bring a Coke and a smile and we are not snobs.
Fake, no good. Natural curves is where it is at.
Bad experience?
Yeah. However my friend with the reduction did wonders. I am not down with augmented. Personal preference.
There was this one stripper in Vegas. I think it was at OG.
She had like a super structure. Support mechanisms. And it was… A first.
Then we talked and she was a morning walker like me.
She had a kid and a dog.
I gave her a hug and a 20 dollar tip.
I just watched “The Circus” with Charlie Chaplin circa 1928 and I’ve got thoughts.
A: there was an overly excessive violence to women, even for it’s time.
B: Way too small moustache before it was uncool.
C: More than likely some animals were harmed during the development of this motion picture.
D: The cinematography was stunning.
E: Probably the best acted silent film I’ve ever seen.
F: Outstanding musical accompaniment.
G: Charlie Chaplin was amazing.
H: I’ll try and give sober thoughts now that I’ve laid this down as a bassline.
I: I’m up in this hizzy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp21F4fimkc
We should have a responsible and socially distanced L.A. confab. It’s been too long. Let’s have the next one in San Pedro and I know a bunch of good places down there. yeah right knows even more. Long Beach and Wilmington are also available.
Last time I was in Wilmington was to visit a crime scene. The subject of a murder 1 trial of which I was the foreman on.
Hell yes I know some places.
That’s the stuff!
I love the Omelette & Waffle Shop. Too breakfasty?
It’s never too late for breakfast.
The only problem with them is that they close early. Other than that, it’s a great place.
I’m pretty familiar with Pedro. What places do you have in mind?
I know the coffee shop next to the Warner Theater on 6th Street! Also the USS Iowa. And I know Walker’s Cafe out at Point Fermin. And I’m very familiar with the great sandwiches at The Busy Bee on Walker at 24th, an old-school San Pedro Italian deli.
Busy Bee is awesome! Walker’s is pretty good too.
Dude! I’m 18th and Myler. Busy Bee is 25th and Walker. I would still drive because the hills in this town are a motherfucker.
I drive past the USS Iowa every night coming home from work.
I think we got the germ of an idea of a plan here! Let’s shift to the SoCal channel and work out the logistics!
Cool!
Honestly I just (re) got here but most of the dive bars can get a little ornery.
The Port Hole got re-invented and seems better than previously. Although! I drank in there before and talked to an older bartender and he remembered serving Bukowski there. So that was pretty badass.
Work your own way past the name of the place.
6th street brewery was cool but it’s covered seating in the parking lane so…
The Craft dealie on 22nd street is still a reservation only thing.
Long Beach is probably better
Last thought for now on “The Circus.”
1928 remember.
The Tramp has been working and getting underpaid in this circus and he met this girl and they eventually fell in love and she immediately dumped him for this handsome, very fit trapeze guy.
He was crestfallen.
Devastated.
Anyway.
Couple of scenes go by and she runs back to him with open arms. As if nothing happened.
“I Want to spend my life with you…”
He tells her “I’ve got an idea!
“Wait here!”
Then he runs off and hops a train.
Like that.
How the fuck would we socially distance in a bar? Don’t we need to find a park or porch?
Be like Tesla: think outside the box. When presented with a situation, find a solution. This is what separates us from the apes.
Now, BFC, propose a solution.
Solution: a park
Or a beach. Done and done.
Or the Friendship Bell. We can plan our next heist there!
Point Fermin Lighthouse!
Or The Sunken City!
What a week
Good thing those 8 months of crippling anxiety are going away!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYDB_V4XWvE
This is actually all SFW
https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/SXqZ9YN
I guess this was inevitable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH7zn52M_BA
I may or may not have gotten a lady friend to take a similar picture/pictures for me…
Those stickers have to be good for something!
my sticker:
He actually owns a 1967 Corvette with 427, which is a much cooler car than the Onion’s 1979 Trans Am shown above.
Boo!
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Can I get away with one more election meme?
Too bad.
https://twitter.com/aaronrift/status/1324860619707871236
I bookmarked way too many costumed pics
Hollywood “Nerd”
You make good points about coming together and healing the divide, but have you considered the intense joy of being vindictive and petty?
he’s leaving the pettiness to us
Like this
BREAKING: Trump’s chief of staff, Mark Meadows, has the coronavirus. Meadows informed a close circle of advisers after the election.
Fuck these people
Adam sandler: you know, this woman may be 20 years younger than me, but I’m gonna write a movie where the entire plot is her and Jennifer Aniston fight over me in Hawaii
What’s going on in North Carolina?
No wonder yeah right spends so much time in the kitchen
I’m assuming he wears the same apron.
Butter can be very sexy…
It’s why I include it in so much of my diet
now boy…..
Butter your bacon!
Cape Feare will always be my favorite simpsons episode, but Lisa the vegetarian will always be a close second
I love that I’ve learned to recognize her ass.
miss you sasha!
Anyway,
remember when a bunch of incels tried to convince people that Brie Larson was unattractive?
In spite of avoiding this election shit, every time I hear or read about it, it gets dumber and funnier.
I check in for the funny bits. His “please kill me” walk on the way out of the press conference while a reporter screamed at him if he was just being a sore loser was top tier schadenfreude
We do have a winner and a loser
As soon as Biden get a .5% lead in PA they will call it. Looks like all the other networks want Fox News/AP to call it first.
Fox News should be legally obligated to call it.
This is great
Thinking about throwing some money on a parlay and taking the over on all the Big XII games.
How long does it take Nevada to count 1 million votes, all concentrated in two gambling cities? In the same time period, California has counted 10 million votes. All they do in Nevada is count, what the fuck is taking so long?
Conspiracy Theory: They are dragging it out so they can keep taking bets.
Watching ‘Black Christmas’ and the black guy just put himself into danger and I’m gonna go ahead and put his odds of survival at about 400-1 against.
You really have to wonder why Trump put Dan Quinn in charge of his Georgia Campaign
BANNER
Back when breast augmentation was in it’s early days when I was young, they didn’t quite have it figured out. I remember seeing a porn and the woman’s boobs looked like two plumber’s helpers with the handles removed.
The technology has definitely come a long way since then!
Pun completely intended.
Checking out the Good Lord Bird series. Not sure what to make of it so far. It’s all kind of silly, and somehow Ethan Hawke’s John Brown still doesn’t feel crazy enough.
The first Good Lord, Bird series was created by the Atlanta Hawks bench
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uOZA43UGPE&ab_channel=RyanGeorge
Started watching ‘Temple’, because I’m a fan of Mark Strong, but after 3 episodes I would say it’s not great.
Also, if you haven’t listened to it, check out The Dollop’s 3 part series on John Brown. It’s funnier than anything that will be in this series.
https://allthingscomedy.com/podcast/the-dollop/438—john-brown—part-1
If Hippo’s Wolf Pack play on Friday night in the woods, will anyone even notice?
Was you the one that turned me on to her? Can’t member. Anyboo, here’s a thing that she did with another good comedian-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uOZA43UGPE&ab_channel=RyanGeorge
It may have been. I put up another video of her in another post.
Why are their top teeth such a different color from their bottom teeth? Is this a Canadian thing? IS THIS WHERE YOUR POWER COMES FROM!?
The guy in the video does a series of “The First” videos which are pretty funny too.
Donuts anyone?
Yum! Donuts in the tub is a genius idea.
I see a lot of things I would eat
And drink
The best thing to come from this election nonsense is the memes
https://twitter.com/i/status/1324820218301079556
evening
Wow!
molly Stewart is the name
The porn star?
Yep.