Greetings! It’s Rikki-Tikki-Deadly here. I’m truly honored to serve as the guest host for this week’s edition of Quotables. You’re probably wondering “hey, where’s Rikki been? He’s got like nine different unresolved story arcs kicking around. Did those kids from the Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity ever even make it as far as the junkyard? And what’s going on with That’s My Raiders, it seems like a completely different show now that they moved to Las Vegas. Are Winchester, Xavier, and Hendrick even fans of the team anymore, as they find themselves sipping brandy alone in their studies while the plague ravages the country outside of their vast estates?” The only answer I can give at the moment is that Derek Carr appears to have taken quite well to the prospect of quarantine, if his cries of “GO AWAY” emerging from his room (only occasionally audible over the caterwauling of his latest flavor of the month Before Their Eyes) are any indication, because I too am rather homebound these days.
Fortunately, DJ 3000 is still hard at work out there in his wanderings on the interwebs, and I’ve promised him I’d shoehorn editions of DFO Radio into as many posts as I can, so let’s unload our “Things That Are Fast” edition before my word count runs out.
Yes, I know the word count is a minimum. But brevity is the soul of wit, if those Oscar Wilde quotations that Derek has taped to his door are at all accurate, so I’m going to wrap this up. Here’s some tunes, and here’s your well-deserved Quotables winners for the week.