Your “This Is Definitely The Night” NFL Football Open Thread

Sorry for the confusion: since the re-tooling of the site the people-powerful men and women, all of them-behind the scenes are still sorting through all the hamsters that operate the levers and cogs that make this place purr. It’s an arduous, hands-on process that involved a mass firing and then a re-interview process that’s taken quite some time. You can rest assured, a very insignificant number of gerbils have been molested to this point. [gives Balls the stinkeye] Moving on…

TO THE GAME!

Chiefs/Raiders:

-Andy Reid is coming off the bye so you know what that means… Yup, steakhouses in K.C. have had to take several items off their menus.

-Where’s Waller? Since week 5 he hasn’t had more than 50 yds or 6 grabs. If you do the fantasy thing that position has been unadulterated garbage. I’ve set expectations down to about 6 or 7 points, myself.

-The Raiders pulled off the upset a few weeks ago by flushing Mahomes from the pocket but preventing him from using his wheels. That resulted in him averaging just over 4 seconds to release the ball as he wandered behind the line of scrimmage looking for his wr’s. I’m not sure that Las Vegas can do that twice in one season. Nobody seems to talk about it but Patty is a student that puts the time in the film room and no doubt will be able to come up with a solution.

-Another facet of the game that caught the Chiefs off their guard was Carr going long a few times. He completed 2 30+ yard tosses that day-he threw only one all year in 2019. (remember that year? We were all so young and brave…)

-The Raiders haven’t allowed an rb to get more than 75 yds rushing since week 3. That might allow you to fade K.C.’s muddled backfield if you’re so inclined.

Welcome to the thread that is the night one. Type away.

 

 

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TheRevanchist

The truth can be harsh. Sorry Browns fan(s).

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Doktor Zymm

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I don’t think that there is a single NFL game this week that ended up the way I would like to see. Why do I fucking subject myself to this shit?

Horatio Cornblower

Figures, call an audible named ‘Sammy Davis’ and throw a pass like you’ve only got one good eye.

ballsofsteelandfury

If we could only change the banner…

Horatio Cornblower

So many worthy comments have died in vain.

Brocky

they keep mentioning guenther, and i keep thinking of Gunther Cunningham and i remember he’s dead

Doktor Zymm

I think of Gunter the penguincomment image

TheRevanchist

I hear there is a new Adventure Time movie on Cartoon Network. May check it out over thanksgiving.

Sharkbait

Kelce is good at football.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I’ll bet he voted for Trump.

Horatio Cornblower

I’ll bet he forgot to vote.

Brocky

playing agaisnt incompetent safeties sure helps though

Viva La Tabula Raza

Neither team’s defense showed up tonight. what a suckfest.

Brocky

i started the chiefs defense due to lack of options

first points all night

TheRevanchist

Haha! TD and another win!

Doktor Zymm

That looked easy.

clint greasewood

Time for the Raiders to give stupid penalty that bails out KC and lets them kill them.

Sharkbait

Surprised Witten is still a thing

Brocky

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clint greasewood

Old tough and grizzled Jason Witten.

Doktor Zymm

Holy shit, Wittendown?

Doktor Zymm

I know it’s rude to point, but really?

Fronkenshteen

fuk?

TheRevanchist

Refs are trying to give this game away

No, I’m not biased. Why do you ask?

Brick Meathook

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Horatio Cornblower

If you like porters this is a really good beer
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If you don’t like porters it’s probably not for you.

Sharkbait

I enjoy a good porter. I’m intrigued.

Horatio Cornblower

I got this in Waterbury, VT, so you can probably find it (relatively) nearby. Heavy and oily, which sounds bad but really isn’t. 6% ABV so not a killer. Very nice roasted chocolate/coffee taste.

Sharkbait

TO THE LIQUOR STORE!

Horatio Cornblower

Translate that to Latin and you’ve got the DFO flag.

TheRevanchist

The Jets suck and now Bell can win that superb owl. Eat that dick, Gase!

Sharkbait

As long as he goes 0-16

TheRevanchist

The Jets aren’t even good enough to be in that 3-7 division.

Senor Weaselo

My name is Senor Weaselo and I approve of this message.

Brick Meathook

It’s Derek-Time now

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Doktor Zymm

I would have found this incredibly hot from ages 14-20 or so

Gumbygirl

Me too.

Horatio Cornblower

Tyreek Hill, scary sight to opponents and family.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Is KC the new NE?

WCS

Mahomes and Andy are likeable, so, no.

Doktor Zymm

They could morph into cartoon villains if they have 10 more years of success together, but seems unlikely

Viva La Tabula Raza

So far.

Horatio Cornblower

Reid’s not all that likeable.

Viva La Tabula Raza

—Reid’s dead son

clint greasewood

Let’s see them tuck rule the raiders out the playoffs.

Sharkbait

These Hippo thoughts ARE instant!

*Shakes fist at WordPress. Again

ballsofsteelandfury

Block Editor is not THAT bad!

ballsofsteelandfury

Fixed. It literally took 10 seconds…

Sharkbait

I am getting used to the Block Editor. It’s…passible.

ballsofsteelandfury

The more you use it, the easier it gets.

Just like the butthole.

Brick Meathook

One day I’ll read that column. Keep up the good work!

Sharkbait

Joliet Jake believes in life after love.

Doktor Zymm

Nice to see some non-fake large tits featured!

Viva La Tabula Raza

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ballsofsteelandfury

I don’t see a problem here.

litre_cola

I would 100% tailgate with her.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Lake Powell isn’t that far away.