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Boy howdy, has today sucked all the ass. Dirty ass, fresh off a round of Hunta Virus. NC State and Everton playing in the same window is just TOO MEAN, even for 2020.
Anyhow, here are your footy options:
Auburn (+24.5) at Alabama (3:30, CBS)
I guess this line is so tight due to Nick Saban’s #NuAIDS. Would Roll Damn Tide win the NFC East? Somebody better ask Peter King, see how strong his MAYBE! be.
Northwestern (-13.5) at Michigan State (3:30, ESPN)
Trappiest Trap Game ever trapped. Trapper Keeper (hey, remember those??) ought to be sponsoring this mofo. Money where mouth is, $30 on Sparty ML.
Mississippi State (+9.5) at Ole Miss (4:00, SECN)
Dread Pirate Mike Leach in his first Egg Bowl. There will be coo-coo-ka-choo. Money/mouth proximity redux, $40 on Cowbells ML. Remember last season, when this fixture got BOTH coaches fired??
Rutgers (+11.5) at Alabama (4:00, FS1)
Man. You want to talk sad-ass, disinterested, back alley handjob of a fixture? But gotta watch somethin.’ Perhaps I shall place a wager. But not so done yet.
LSU (+15) at Texas A&M (7:00, ESPN)
Uh…bet the over. There will be less defense here than in Everton/Leeds. Yes, was nil-1, but should have been like 3-5.
Utah (+7) at Washington (7:30, ABC)
Yeah, slim pickins. You should see the shitshow that Fox got stuck with for primetime.