Sexy Friday, Have you done your Xmas shopping yet edition

Today is December 11, 2020, which means there are only 2 weeks until Christmas Day, which means you need to make sure you buy all the presents you need to buy like SOON.

With all the lockdowns and restrictions, I don’t think a last-minute trip to the mall is in store this year.

I hope you are able to get everything you need on time.

As for me, unfortunately, Gigantic Asses magazine only exists in The Simpsons, so there really isn’t anything I want for Xmas. As long as my loved ones are healthy and safe, that’s all that matters to me.

I wish the best to all of you and your families this holiday season.

For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Congratulations to Gumbygirl, who correctly guessed that all six songs last week were New Order songs where the title of the song was also the title of a movie.

Please check out this selection of good songs. We are back to our hidden themes. You can ask for a maximum of three hints in the comments.

Song Number One:

The Cure – Why Can’t I Be You?

Canción Número Dos:

The Cure – The Walk

Chanson Numéro Trois:

The Cure – In Between Days

Canzone numero quattro:

New Order – Regret

Canção número cinco

The Cure – Hot Hot Hot

Seigarren zenbakia:

New Order – Crystal

I’m expecting Litre_cola to guess this week’s theme. Let’s see if he gets it or someone else does!

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

One more thing! Horatio, you are awesome!

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Balls somehow lost his bio and didn't realize it. He's now scrambling to write something clever and failing. He likes butts, boobs, most things that start with the letter B, and writing in the Second Person. Geelong, Toluca, Barcelona, and Steelers, in that order.
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Nightcap
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Y’all seen that Emma Stone perfume ad? What the fuck is going on there?

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Since this is a football blog and I’m raiding Randall Slavin’s Instagram:
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Bonus OBJ close-up
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SonOfSpam

This is a really good cover of Drake’s best song.

(Any Drake fans? Nah, me neither. So I feel comfortable saying this is his best.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqoj_3r9oqg

SonOfSpam

Buzzedness transitioning to drunkenness.

And in 17 hours, my hatred for USC will be an inferno.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m scotching while writing peer reviews.

Somehow they haven’t turned angry yet.

SonOfSpam

All reviews (self, peer, etc) are just fucking awful.

yeah right
Gumbygirl

I have a guess on the Cure songs- were they all extended remixes on the album Mixed Up?

SonOfSpam

Awesome. Had no idea, and I’m bad at this, and I have very similar musical taste, and it’s great that SOMEONE gets this shit.

Mr. Ayo

NERD!!!

Gumbygirl

I am a nerd.

Unsurprised

This is the Tri-Lam house of the NFL web

SonOfSpam

I wanna be Lamar SO BAD.

Unsurprised

Well, having seen Get Out I’d say you’re halfway to achieving that.

SonOfSpam

Long as I can throw a javelin, bring on the surgeon.

Unsurprised

I thought you’d be doing the surgery

yeah right
yeah right

When we get immunized..Lemme tell ya.

yeah right

The answer is yes.

I finished my Christmas shopping.

Amazon lets you ship booze.

That happened.

I also shipped books to Littlest Right, a bad ass Rickenbaker T-shirt to Eldest Grandaughter who can thump a fucking bass and Legos to the Wahini.

Since I shipped Legos I also felt compelled to ship house shoes.

Nothing but thoughtful.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Dave Grohl’s second night of Chanukah drop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRFzsR3Y034

SonOfSpam

That’s the good stuff. Dave Grohl gets it.

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The lesser seen side of Salma Hayek
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

On the music, is the theme the cure?

Mr. Ayo

I love covid vaccines!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I still think I won

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I shared this because balls clearly has a bias against pulling images from my curated galleries that I slave over for your benefit each week.

Unsurprised

Yes. Fuck the rules.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is that whatshername, emmanuelle chiqri?

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Yes.

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Same photographer.
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Evening

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Howdy

Mr. Ayo

Factually correct.

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Mr. Ayo

Found a funny:

Him: Did you adopt your dog?

Me: No, he’s my biological dog.

Don T

I stumbled on this a coupla days ago: acoustic techno by a French artist called Basstong.
Just hit play
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pXpfVc74-2U

Mr. Ayo

Legend!

litre_cola

IN this show The Cure has a Reading FC flag up. Did not know that.

litre_cola

After the third Jame-o I should probably just set up shop on the couch. She will parade Decilitre out here at 5.

Don T

Hell, that went so well, Imma gonna throw sone cheesecake over here!
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Don T

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Don T

I’m starting to turn around on socializing thru videoconference. Aside from “It’s that or NOTHING”, stuff that makes it work for me:
1. Them are more talkative than I;
2. Prepping (snacks, beer & nic. gum)
3. See “2”

Main takeaway from tonight’s Zoom hangout: the Covid vaccine by Pfizer is the real thing and a monumental scientific achievement. I trust the source 111%

litre_cola

Sooooo I can go to the Euros in Scotland?

Will I try for credentials from this site? Yes. Yes I will.

yeah right

I’m going to petition my customer to move us into Phase B.

We’re there every day.

litre_cola

Watching them at a daytime show is very different.

litre_cola

I want to be in the Helsinki crowd so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75JDARGBWKg

SonOfSpam

Why Can’t I Be You
The Walk
In Between Days
A Forest
Hot Hot Hot
Never Enough

Hint please?

My Cure live experience didn’t happen until about 6-7 years ago at the Hollywood Bowl. It was worth the wait.

litre_cola

Eat more tacos.

litre_cola

I have nothing, but I am dumb at these things.

Currently really high and watching them live in Helsinki in 2019. Finnish people are sexy.

SonOfSpam

LP

Licking Pussy

ALL THE SONGS ARE ABOUT CUNNILINGUS

litre_cola

IN between days is about masturbation.

litre_cola

Jesus H Christ. I have a stressful week, am kinda high, pretty drunk and now I have a challenge?
Sittin here listenin to Chan Chan trying to relax, it is not sad hour yet Balls! That is after the whisky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGbRZ73NvlY

Recovery Whiskey

Evening folks. One of the greatest live shows I ever saw was The Cure in 1992 in Seattle. Amazing version of A Forest. Most of Disintegration. Inbetween Days with an amazing intro.

But at one point between songs Robert starts messing around on guitar playing the Hello, I Love You riff. From down the stage Simon leans over and shakes his head. “No, Robert.”

Audience chuckles. Robert visibly a bit sheepish. There will be no Hello, I Love You tonight.

litre_cola

Seen them twice in way different circumstances. Both shows were amazing. The show Balls and I live blogged at 2 am is still available on teh U tubez. It is phenomenal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbAU3CmbW1U

Doktor Zymm

Amazon has possibly the stupidest fraud department in existence. Apparently purchasing a gift card that I’m emailing to myself on my normal device is clearly fraud, and while it’s not safe to send the purchased gift card to my account email, it’s totally safe to use that exact same email for 2-factor identification.

herodotus450

If google ever decides I’m persona non grata and locks me out of my email I might die

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This week’s gallery: https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/NQYGZPg

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Softcore’s been updated. The newest should show at the top for you.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I would imagine your best gift is from your own shrubbery

Senor Weaselo

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Dunstan

Man, that’s a long way to go for that joke.

SonOfSpam

And yet, I approve.

Dunstan

Oh, it’s not a bad thing. I kind of admire the effort.