2020 Quotables – Week 16 (Results)

Quiet week here from the peanut gallery. Guess you all really don’t care all about Quotables Greatness which, like the Pro Bowl, is really a matter of being available and healthy enough to suit up than much of anything else (maybe name recognition?). Screw it, you’re just gonna get clubbed to death by Spam anyways.

Anyways, happy 2021 etc. Below are your Week 16 Quotables Results.


“Hello losing, my old friend I’ve come to stare at you again Because of my sowing I am reaping The seeds of futility, my defese sleeping And the vision of glory in my brain No longer remains Within the sound of losing.” – ArmedandHammered

“’First gay frogs, now it’s gay dolphins, next it will be gay dogs and cats living together. See what happens when the Deep State steals an election?’ – Alex Jones” – Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Son: ‘Dad Billy said Chicago wont make the playoffs is that true?’ Dad: ‘Well son. Do Bears shit on the field against the Packers?'” – Duchess

“The entirety of the Indianapolis PD reached for their weapons at the same time.” – BrettFavresColonoscopy “Luckily, they’re covered in gravy.” – Unsurprised

“Polar bear sighting” -Game Time Decision

“That’s right, my mom just told them it was my birthday when we went up to order.” – monty this seems strange to me

“Last time an A.J. did something this embarrassing, Tony Soprano slapped the shit out of him.” – SonOfSpam

“That taint a penalty.” -Game Time Decision
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blaxabbath
I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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rockingdog

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Dunstan

Let the Wookie win!

Dunstan

I don’t generally give a shit about college football, but I do enjoy seeing Notre Dame get its ass kicked.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That was my pitch to get the Dr. Mrs. to watch the fourth quarter. She hates Notre Dame, but still declined.

Unsurprised

First one of these I’ve made in a long time.
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ballsofsteelandfury

There were still some very good entries.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You’re right that it was a sparse week, but that was 2020’s fault. Fuck that ho.

Gumbygirl

Duchess for the win!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Monty is my winner this week.