It’s a new year and we have a chance to start fresh!
Shut up, U2. I know.
Anyhoo, let’s make the best of it, shall we? You all have outdone yourselves this last week with the pics. A hearty well done and “Keep up the good work!”
I continue to wish the best to all of you and your families this holiday season. Please stay safe and healthy.
For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Today’s selections are songs originally created by Depeche Mode but remixed by an awesome DJ that I just discovered on YouTube. His name is DominatrixRMX and he does remixes of all kinds of songs. However, he is particularly great at remixing DeMode songs.
Please enjoy and dance along!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
I’m having a sour from Prairie, and it’s…the first thing I’ve had from them that I don’t want more of.
Sounds like a Wichita problem.
I’ve having a Blue Moon “Light Sky” (low calorie/carb but still orangey tasting) beer and I’m not completely disappointed.
Drinking a red ale from Red Trolly Brewing in Torrance.
Guess the head brewmaster was incapacitated so son in law stepped up to the plate and took over.
That boy may have a future after all.
Goddamnit, someone left another dollar out! People, take care of your money.
Shit!
You cleaning up at Spearmint Rhino?
Update: Holy fuck the pie filling tastes like fruit juice and sugar.
Is that good?
Yes. The post-cooked filling is a little watery because someone wanted to be a bit eager to test out her creation, but the crust is very good.
It needs time to settle. But it sounds delicious.
If this is ruled a touchdown, then I guess we can go ahead and retroactively award OSU the victory last year.
This is not your one job, sir.
Kinda hoping the heisman voters got lazy and already submitted their ballots for Lawrence, just to further delegitimize the whole stupid fucking trophy.
Does Lawrence come back for his senior year?
It’s either Son de Clem or Jacksonville.
He will take that sweet Khan money and Florida zero state tax.
As he should.
So, the one take-away from these games is that Notre Dame had no fucking business being in the playoffs?
Kinda same as the NFC East playoff participant this year.
Hasn’t that been the takeaway from every single time Notre Dame has played in a BCS playoff game?
But…but they were so good in the past!
Knute Rockne has been dead for years. The Gipper went gaga. It’s been a minute!
I thought that ship sailed back before the playoff system was established. They sure as fuck never belonged in the BCS, and that was twenty years ago.
This game is the greatest act of revenge since an alcoholic sword fighter introduced himself to a Count.
How does the kicking team get called for an illegal block?
Also, is this so Lawrence doesn’t end up on the Jags in hopes the Jets will take him?
Thanks, I’ll hang up and listen to your responses.
Don’t think this will deter either team.
Lawrence will need to literally eat the football and even that may not be enough.
Clemson buttfumble?
Air travel has sucked immeasurably since 911, but when if first came around it was pretty exciting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kuDb9h_b9M&t=802s
I just tuned in. How is this happening?
Follow up – has Dabo cursed his God yet?
Hey look everyone! I made a dollar!
Can’t wait for when we can do dollar beer night again.
Even BEERGH is feeling pity for these Tigers.
You should talk to Clemson about getting that missing L.
Blueberry-raspberry pie filling is smelling absolutely fantastic right about now.
I’m about to have pie too! Last night’s leftover chicket pot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqtd1pOCaVQ
Cheesecake for us.
Pie shaped.
Is that part of the new Eau de Reid line of parfumes?
Senorita Weaselo has been getting into pie baking after the previous cookie/biscuit phase.
Obligatory:
It’s nice to see my work being appreciated enough to be shared on one of those gif sites.
Does that come in a candle?
That sounds fantastic.
I like how this woman is cheerfully calling up an app on her phone while her husband is pounding holes in their drywall.
That post did not end the way I though it would.
I should probably close that browser tab.
“YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY GLORY HOLES YEEEEEEHAW I AM FUCKING CRAZY!”
I’m having fun picturing the (fully justified) conniption fit the Dr. Mrs. would have if she walked into a room where I was doing that.
And that’s how Rikki died!
Might want to save some of those points for Bama.
I know. That’s why I’m enjoying this win before the Elephants bust the Buckeyes’ buckeyes.
I like how they keep cutting to that linebacker that got ejected; as though somehow these 50-yard bombs wouldn’t be getting completed if he were still on the field.
Big talk from someone that can’t be hit in the chin by leading with the crown of the helmet.
So if the #11 ranked team dunks on your team by 28 points, where should your team be ranked? Asking for Debo.
Texas 5A Division. Unranked.
If Clem Jr doesn’t score on this drive, it may be time for a call it a night for Fields.
ESPN win projection is 99.2%. If they hit 100%, does the game end?
Time to play “What is possession?”
It’s like a catch. But on the ground.
Garbage fantasy points could show if Lawrence deserves #1 pick talk.
…or Lawrence sees a chance to drop out of the Top 2 and takes it.
Ooh, crafty.
The ultra-rare TD-commercial-PAT-commercial-kickoff sequence. Will we get at third commercial?
Don’t encourage them!
I’d be willing to bet that there’s a sports book out there that will work out the odds on that.
Not bad for the 11th best team in the nation.
Osu coach looking like a fool with his mask under his nose, then they cut to Skelotor on the Clamsyn sideline not even wearing one at all.
So Fields over Lawrence for Duval?
That was a thing of beauty. Who needs ribs?
Um, me.
— A. Reid.
Time to catch up on some reading.
No way. This can’t happen to me two games in one day.
Breathe into a paper bag. It will be ok!
Think I’m gonna steal a dollar from TAJ by way of cribbage.
He doesn’t stand a chance.
So they lost one defensive player for the 2nd half for Targeting but they get another player back who missed the 1st half for Targeting.
I can’t help but notice a trend.
The game is being sponsored by
?
https://mobile.twitter.com/Jill_Yuricich/status/1345204655438131200?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
*looks at halftime score*
*glad I went down a Youtube wormhole,*
Mustard Youtube channel is way fucking cool. Underwater Aircraft Carriers of Imperial Japan!
Drinking this right meow
(And not watching JV foosball, fuck it)