Saturday Evening Post Open Thread … or Something

Hey all, how has your Saturday been so far?

 

 

Mine was great. I sat around watching football. Saw my alma mater lose another bowl game that they were projected to win, but hey, that’s my life for ya.

 

 

 

I have no idea what to write here. I’ve tried my hand with creative writing, but can seem to consistently come up with ideas…. so here goes nothing……

 

 

 

There once was a lad names Brocky

 

 

Who’s life path was considered quite rocky

But after a while…

He said with a smile…

 

 

 

Nothing because because he got hit by a bus because god hates me.

 

 

Seriously, my fantasy team lost this week, college team lost this week, and my pro team will probably lose tomorrow.

 

 

Hasaturdayve fun and be merry. at least you aren’t me.

 

 

As for college football,  #5 Texas A&M vs #13 North Carolina. I don’t care for either program, but I hate NC’s basketball program,  so go Aggies!

 

 

 

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Congratulations, you've wondered to the profile the being commonly known as Brocky, step 2 is washing it off. Brocky is a castaway from the old site, and took part in the great migration of 2015. His tastes can vary from the cynical to the bizarre, and a weird affinity for the band Nightwish. Brocky is a die hard Chicago fan, and can be found hanging his hat in Indiana, his windbreaker in ohio, and once lost a shoe somewhere in northeast michigan (Don't worry lefty, you and your brother WILL be reunited) anything else? feel free to ask... also, if you're wondering about the pic, its a hyena carrying a the head of a lion. King of the Ocean my Ass!
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hickory dickory dock-y
What’s up with this dude named Brocky?
He thinks himself lame
Which is a big ass shame
Because that is a total crock-y

Gumbygirl

My power went off for no fucking reason, I ran out of firewood last night, and I’m not getting more delivered until Monday. Shit.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Have you considered burning books? No? Good.

Dunstan

They say alcohol doesn’t actually keep you warm, but who ya gonna believe, science or your impaired brain?

Mr. Ayo

Time to dust off the blankets and Gumby, and get cozy.

Bloody Lethal

And the cover happened all is well.

Dolph Ucker

He said with a smile,
I know more than Bettman ’bout hockey.

My girlfriend describes me as “cocky.”

I’m hung like a horse, not a jockey.

At least I’ve been to Lake Winnepasaukie.

Etc.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

But my pantry is loaded with Pocky!
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King Hippo

Eat all the shit, Mack Brown!

/also kudos to the ACC for the 0-fer

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Tonight’s dinner was salmon with the standard issue soy-ginger-honey sauce and blood orange pisco sours. Followed by chocolate chip cookies. 2021 is off to a good start.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sounds awesome. Leftover pork supplemented with newly cooked onions, peppers, mushrooms and green beans here. And i took some apple cider syrup lady bfc made and created a cocktail with that, bourbon, apple brandy, benedictine, and cardamom bitters.

Dunstan

Did a 24-hour sous vide cook of half a turkey breast. Requires some advance planning but can’t argue with the results. Some roasted brussel sprouts and brown rice.

Gumbygirl

We had seafood fried rice(sqid rings, shrimp, scallops) with a fried runny egg on top. Still have a couple of pieces of cheesecake singing to me from the kitchen.

Gumbygirl

He said with a smile
At least my penis is stocky!

Gumbygirl

I’m glad you liked it. Hope you feel better soon, it’s been a rough fucking year. Better days are coming.

Mr. Ayo

Do not attempt to jump a buggy into a crater on the moon? Got it Allstate. I’ll make sure to avoid doing that.

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Bloody Lethal
Joliet Jake Delhomme

Wednesday article will be more fun. I hate writing obituaries. That was really hard. Next: why does BGR owe me a new pair of underwear.

Dunstan

12 Warner Brothers employees on the Young Sheldon set have contracted COVID. When asked for comment, a spokesperson said “that’s actually a pretty good week for this show — usually we make millions of Americans want to puke.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

More like Young Shel-DONE, amirite?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I didn’t even need the followup joke; the original image was funny enough to me.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

What do miscarriages get? A little plaque or something?

Mr. Ayo

A pin that reads “Pregnancy Participant”

Dunstan

It’s weird how pro-lifers aren’t lobbying intensely for government funding, or raising private charitable funds, for a massive program of research into how to prevent miscarriages.

Ha ha no, it’s not weird at all.

Bloody Lethal

Who was guarding the bathwater?!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

@Brocky – that limerick was actually really good.

Dunstan
herodotus450

why were there NFL games last saturday (and the one before that?) but not today, the day of my daughters wedding?

LemonJello

Mazeltov!

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Fronkenshteen

Re: 1/6/2021

Proud boys will be rat packed. Do they honestly think they’re invisible? Or like ants; able to transmit a sonic signal to all bite at once? They are full of Red Bull and beef jerky farts. We will slaughter them in the streets.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

January 6th is not the day to confront them.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Howdy. Can we just not go back to work Monday and skip right to utopia?

SonOfSpam

Helluva catch by the T*r He*l.

litre_cola

Gamblor has forsaken me this evening. Good morning, but cap it off with a loss in the evening. Tomorrow is another day to worship although with the Rona and people being rested will be a tricky affair.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m watching They Live on peacock and it’s such a fucking good movie! Perfect for 2021.

LemonJello

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litre_cola

1st open thread at gun point for Brocky! Huzzah!

The Buenos Aires derby is right now and it is ultra strange with no crowd there climbing the fences. So strange.

litre_cola

Red card for a clothesline??? Well I never.

Fronkenshteen

How does one do an open thread? Do you have to sit and moderate comments? Do you need special equipment?

SonOfSpam

Remove pants.

Type something while engorged.

Finish. (Both things)

litre_cola

Nope. Just imbibe whatever you fancy. Say some words and wait for the commentists to show up!

Fronkenshteen

Am inspired.

Joliet Jake Delhomme

1. Remove pants.
2. Begin typing.
3. Stop when you are done.

Senor Weaselo

Has there been violence?

litre_cola

It is a very rough game. No fans, no violencia.

LemonJello

THIS ORANGE BOWL, I CALL THE LIBRARY BECAUSE THESE U*NC PLAYERS DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO DO HERE.

Joliet Jake Delhomme

Once you loosen up, it gets better.

LemonJello

This advice is also relevant to prison.

ballsofsteelandfury

It adds to the charm!