YOU ARE NEXXT- Saturday Afternoon Open Thread.

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Good afternoon!

 

Next up is SeaTruthers v RAMMIT!! This would be a marquee matchup if Goff were healthy.

I will get this out of the way. (via text, yet BC Dick came out from hibernation on the site yesterday)

Litre: Hey do you want to write a bit for the Heaux Rams preview?

BC DicK: Oh jeez I don’t know if I could do a whole paragraph on that. Seattle will just do what they do. Playing safe. Keep it within a score with the D playing well now and running the ball. Then let Russ win it in the 4th. Rams have a mentally feeble Jared or a guy in his second game who just put a week on tape for Pete. Unless they turn it a few times I don’t see them losing to the Rams.

Litre: That was a paragraph

BC Dick: Oh yeah, Jamal Adams plays and has more sacks than Aaron Donald. That’s a good prediction.

These teams have met twice this season, Week 10 Seattle 16 @ RAMMIT 23, Week 16 RAMMIT 9 @ Seattle 20.

 

Week 10 Goff the aforementioned mentally feeble one threw for 302. The RAMMIT defense dominated (Aaron Donald was not on the stat sheet?!?), and this was where we were thinking the Heaux D was quite shitty. The Heaux D has turned a corner and is marginal but like BC Dick said they keep it close.

 

Week 16 The Heaux D showed up and RAMMIT were the 5th straight opponent to be held to under 20 points. This is the game where Goff first dislocated his thumb and now has recently had surgery. I have had thumb surgery and I can tell you that rehab time is not a week for full function. I got that bad boy out of the cast a month after injury and went straight out and tried to play baseball. Bad idea, I re-injured it and was casted up for another month. My Doctor reprimanded me for being dumb.

Sean McVay seems to have Pete in his back pocket until week 16 so that is always on my mind. HAIL GAMBLOR.

  • Week 5 of 2017: Seahawks 16, Rams 10
  • Week 15 of 2017: Rams 42, Seahawks 7
  • Week 5 of 2018: Rams 33, Seahawks 31
  • Week 10 of 2018: Rams 36, Seahawks 31
  • Week 5 of 2019: Seahawks 30, Rams 29
  • Week 14 of 2019: Rams 28, Seahawks 12
  • Week 10 of 2020: Rams 23, Seahawks 16

There is no rhyme or reason for over under, but with a hobbled Goff or Wofford I think this will be the under.

/Checks line, 42.5, the lowest of all 6 games.

I have been to 3 iterations of a Seahawks home game. In 1997 I attended Heaux v Falcons, Warren Moon baby! The Kingdome was a dump and deserved its fate. I then attended Iggles v Heaux at Husky Stadium in 2001 (Eagles 27-3 WOO!). Little did I know that they would not serve alcohol as it was on campus. It was 34 degrees Celsius with no breeze, and we had to drink Pepsi.  At least it was rush week, so there were carloads of coeds hanging out of cards and handing out beads which was super cool. The last game I attended was the fail mary game as my ex was a big Packers fan so we went down for a sports weekend. (2 Mariners games, Sounders game, Heaux game) It was amazing, the vibe after the Golden Tate catch?!? was crazy. You could have brought a raft and boated out of Century Link on the tears of Packers fans.

Found this little display and it’s interesting so I thought that I would share.

Enjoy game 2 of the 6 game marathon!

If you get bored watch Bloodsport, it’s s till a treat.

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Brick Meathook

I was born and raised in the Nation’s Capital area (Arlington Virginia, actually) and grew up a [*Redacteds] fan. I hate Dan Snyder and feel that Jack Kent Cooke was the greatest sports team owner ever, but I have to admit I’m starting to really like the name “Washington Football Team.”

Also, the next time some dumb rednecks desecrate the U.S. Capitol this decorated U.S. military combat veteran is going to come home and end that shit.

Fronkenshteen

So what does a coach, like Carroll, who is no danger of being canned, do after a loss like this? Just smoke off a whole pack of Marlboro and yelp dopey shit at the press till it’s time for your plane to Bora Bora to depart?

Game Time Decision

Lemon grass smoothy and then back to his lair

Horatio Cornblower

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Mr. Ayo

DK’s weekly drop. Not that it matters.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Apple pulled the trigger on Parler and it’s out of the App Store.

Horatio Cornblower

Positively Orwellian.

hippofant

I seriously don’t think anybody’s ever read 1984. 1984’s not fucking about censorship. It’s about propaganda and the power of lies and scapegoating and fake nationalism. Censorship barely shows up in the book, except for when Winston finds that history books have been rewritten and suppressed. Otherwise, the whole point of 1984 is that people don’t even want to say the forbidden things. They’ve been conditioned not to even think them!

Also George Orwell was a communist.

Fucking illiterate right-wing morons.

Horatio Cornblower

There’s also a lot of fucking in it.

hippofant

Which illiterate right-wing morons used to ban it too.

bk109

Speaking of morons – how many people you reckon realize that “George Orwell” is just a pen name ? I’m putting the over under at “so few, I should weep for that part of humanity”

Viva La Tabula Raza

I liked Burmese Days

bk109

But… reading is ghey! Seriously, though – the mouthbreathers that co-opt that refer to themselves as conservatives have such a delightful break from reality, that I find it fitting that they idolize the likes of Ayn Rand (look up what she espoused vs how she lived her life, including availing herself of the same social net she’s supposed to’ve hated).. “No Handouts”, but farm/etc subsidies … Personal responsibility, yet …………………….

tl;dr version – FUCK, FUCK,FUCKEDY FUCK FUCK

Fronkenshteen

Not Orwellian at all. Orwell got published.

Recovery Whiskey

Free Market, Bitches

Horatio Cornblower

No, the free market only applies when I’m yelling about Negroes kneeling during the anthem. It’s in the Constitution.

bk109

And when picking which literall slave-camp of a third party OEM you want to use to increase the profit margin on your newest fondleslab

Game Time Decision

It was the top download today for Apple

bk109

Probably what did them in was the combination of them being toxic.. well, even more toxic than Twitter, not being worth too much (in terms of business) and most importantly, the CEO of that shitshow actively bitched and whined against Apple and Google for daring to even attempt to enforce their Terms and Conditions (thus invoking more scrutiny AND showed that he/she doesn’t have the ounce of sense to even pretend to not be a pos)

Also, given the “quality” of the people I’ve heard going over to Parler, I wonder how many of them know that you can even download apps on their phones outside of the app store/gPlay… and more importantly, how many scammers will profit from that stupidity by shovelling a fuckton of malware via “Parler apk’s and … whatever the format for iCrap was” 😀

Game Time Decision

Yep. Not sure how to side load on iOS but it’s easy on Android. But you get whatever crap when you sideload. Lol. I hope it bricks a few phones

My favourite part is that none of the info is encrypted. Idiots

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bk109

Don’t worry, it soon will be courtesy of the guys that gave cryptolockers to the world 😀

Gumbygirl

The anarchy is spreading!

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Game Time Decision

From wwww.americasbestpics.com or whatever. Lol

SonOfSpam

/writes “game over” in notebook
//beats off
///writes “splooge all over” in notebook
////throws notebook away as it’s pretty fucking gross at this point

scotchnaut

Hawks running the ball down 17.

Recovery Whiskey

Gotta stick with the game plan.

scotchnaut

-Adrian Peterson

Mr. Ayo

Amazing that the HOX took their best offense, worst defense approach of the first half of the season, paired it with their worst offense, best defense approach of the second half of the season, and showed up with their worst offense and worst defense for the playoffs.

Very clever, Pete. No one saw it coming. And they still stopped it.

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Mother Puncher

Lol he straight up rabbit punched a defender and no flag?

King Hippo

I want to get some of that “safe to eat” raw cookie dough, but I also don’t want to leave the house. Maybe I just need another pill, ya know?

Horatio Cornblower

I’ve probably eaten my weight in cookie dough over the years, and I’ve never had a problem.

King Hippo

Either way, I’d have to leave the house. Therein lies the rub. PHRASING.

Dunstan

“Wait, where’s the rub? I need directions.” — R. Kraft

Horatio Cornblower

At Uncle Lumpy’s Hump Palace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMGVMtnxXEw

Ask for Russell

Game Time Decision

Microwave the flour and then make whatever you want at home. Seriously. Think it takes a minute or 3 and then its safe to eat “raw”

bk109
Mother Puncher

Which teams gets to push in the Rams’ shit next week?

King Hippo

Likely Bay of Green. Unless Chi**** wins, then MRSA or Team

Dunstan

That’s a nice way of putting it. I’m going to steal it.

Likely I’ll be masturbating tonight. Unless Kate Upton comes by to visit.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Probably the Packers.

bk109

Uh, I need a little help – do you guys reckon that there’s any way to lie that I was totally hacked and some nefarious russian master-bot somehow ordered my entire model kit wishlist from a couple of separate websites (with appropriate paints and extra glue), or do I have to do the right thing … and completely ignore the topic until it’s too late to cancel the orders XD

(For the record, I’m kidding.. not in me ordering kits, but .. wifey is so resigned to my occasional bouts of “boredom”, that as long as it doesn’t weigh in at 10 tonnes she doesn’t even bat an eye) 😀

Horatio Cornblower

“Dear, I love you from the bottom of my heart, truly I do, but when you and your sisters mixed my good Scotch with Diet Coke, you lost any right to object to anything I do, financially anyway, from that moment until the heat death of the universe.”

bk109

That would work… if I wanted to wake up ded tomorrow… and not just ded, but it’ll look like a suicide XD Also, don’t remind me, ’cause they raided me again and nothing says “FUCK YOU” quite like discovering that they drank my 33 year old Karuizawa (call it 10k $ … and a gift from my boss’ boss’ boss’ boss….. boss as a personal thank you for doing a great job with my expanded responsiblities) … with fucking Fanta Blueberry.

Horatio Cornblower

You have got to start hiding your liquor.

bk109

It was hidden AND locked, unfortunately, I do trust my wife with my gun safe’s PIN (and enrolled her biometrics)… I also ordered a replacement bottle from her personal account and drank half of one in front of her to make a point… IF you are going to drink my booze, you drink it AT MOST on the rocks

Dunstan

So did she know it was a special bottle, and just thinks that drinking great scotch with Fanta tastes better than merely good scotch? Or have you failed to maintain an adequate supply of “cellar defenders” (inexpensive stuff to distract from the great stuff)?

bk109

Well, aside from the fact that it was locked away in my gun safe (well, it’s a combo gun and other valuables one), being in a mahogany (I think) custom presentation box and still having the personal note from like the number 3 guy in our Fortune 500 company and me saying that I’m saving that bottle for a special occasion… Nah, it was not at all implied that this be speshul booze 😀

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Plus, Fanta is a Nazi soda pop.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanta#Origins

bk109

I know lol (I think this tidbit is less known stateside,lol). Also my issue isn’t with the origin of the drink itself and more with the sacrilege of mixing anything into such good booze 😀
Also, something having Nazi origins doesn’t mean that much lol, after all – so was the general leap in technology (especially electronics, optics and.. basically the good shit) post WW2 for basically everyone. Same goes for the rapid advances born from the inhuman experimentation in both Nazi Germany AND the Japanese, with a lot of these monsters getting to live cushy,consequence-free lives ’cause they knew shit (I saw a great documentary on 731 online on the latters’ “achievements” and how they generally escaped punishment …)

tl;dr version – Most of human advancements are paid for in blood, what matters is how/why we use that …. and mixing it in my whiskey AIN’T IT 😀

King Hippo

I mean, you marry an attractive woman, one day you will wake up ded. It’s just science.

scotchnaut

I’m waiting on Justin Verlander.

bk109

He’s on the Astros, so his credibility’s already ded, so it kinda counts?

bk109

I regret nothin’… ’cause even me occasionally weeping for my good booze is still worth it, though seriously – this whiskey’s fucking AWESOME (not awesome enough to buy it for myself on MY DIME,tho) so mixing it with goddamn Fanta Cherenkov-Blue is uncool 😀

SonOfSpam

“And she wasn’t even that hot”

-P. Hartman

Horatio Cornblower

Too soon, man, too soon.
/to go to sleep in the same room with a lunatic and a gun.

SonOfSpam

Yeah, that’s one I actually feel bad about.

Don T

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bk109

Sooo, what you’re saying is that Russ is actually white, ’cause he’s appropriating a lot of people’s cultures?

Brocky

in the word’s of my friends grandfather:

that is both racist and accurate!

Brocky

hmm, after a short car ride I’ve discovered that mike holmren is doing the radio broadcast. I thought that guy hated talking for more than 5 minutes on pure principal

Recovery Whiskey

He’s been a fixture on local radio since he retired.

herodotus450

I’ve got two jars of sun dried tomatoes in me fridge (I know I know, things are going pretty good for me right now) and the oil in one of them stays liquid, but the oil in the other solidifies at fridge temperatures. WEIRDH.

Gumbygirl

Fridges can have weird hot or cold spots. Switch them and see what happens.

Brocky

I’m no expert but I’ve always heard an old wives tale that stuff closer to the door is gonna be warmer than anything near the back of the fridge is gonna be closer to the cooling element.

scotchnaut

[pushes glasses up nose]

I think what’s going on here is that I just pushed my glasses up my nose.

Gumbygirl

Science!

Don T

Charmslinger eliminated? How terrible
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scotchnaut

Huh. The time difference between here and Punto Rico is longer than I thought.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

A field goal? That is sooooo Gay!

Mother Puncher

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Recovery Whiskey

This game looks like Seattle spent the week studying riot footage instead of football.

scotchnaut

Bison/Veal/Hot Italian sausage chili is safely ensconced in my belly. I wanted to give it a good home.

Mother Puncher

Cutting out meat for January, and I’ve created what might be the world’s finest vegetarian gravy for tonight

scotchnaut

Roasted veggies for sure. What else?

Mother Puncher

Nutritional yeast is pretty key

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Probably not a good idea to be lording that over everybody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1QAt4bgwys

Horatio Cornblower

Interdimensional TV was always a favorite, especially when they would clearly lose track of what they were supposed to be saying.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I always assumed the voice work was completely ad-libbed on the spot, and then storyboarded and animated later.

Horatio Cornblower

Makes sense, and I love that they clearly did one take for each “show” and then broke early for lunch.

Brocky

I’m starting to have a sneaking suspicion that Russell Wilson wants to start the off season as soon as possible

King Hippo

I mean, Jeebus allows him to have sexual congress now.

Mother Puncher

“Have you guys heard about these blow Jobs? They’re the bees knees.”

Dunstan

“Hey, hey! That’s non-procreative!” — P. Rivers

scotchnaut

“Just like your 2 yard passes to running backs. Amirite?”

-R. Wilson

Dunstan

“Oh, you better ask somebody…..”

King Hippo

A Tranquilizer Dart FOAR Mr. Donald

Brocky

huh, there today i discovered a kate upton photo i hadn’t seen before
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Mother Puncher

It’s weird how like once a week for my entire adult life I’ve thought about how hot Kate Upton is.

King Hippo

You’ve no idea how badly I want Johnny Hekker to quartered back the rest of the game.

Don T

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Mother Puncher

Goff keeps trying to tell his coaches that his thumb hurts but they think he’s fine and just giving a thumbs up

Brocky

i had something similar happen after practice one day, coach broke the huddle after speaking to us, and my buddy had his gloved hand raised, and for all intents and purposes looked liked he was going for a high five

well me being the impulsive idiot i was, I didn’t hesitate, reared back, and got as solid a high five you could give.

immediately he screamed, yelled his finger was still broken, yanked his glove off to see that all of his fingers were taped up. i guess he was extending his hand out to get some more feeling in it

King Hippo

It’s neat (I mean, if you are not a supporter of the SeaTruthers) that, despite being behind, Petey and crew have Russell Wilson throwing about the same number of passes as (i) a guy we call Baby Buster; (ii) who has a broken thumb; (iii) on his THROWING hand; and (iv) didn’t come into the game untli Q2.

Horatio Cornblower

Can’t stand either of these teams, and am just here rooting for chaos, so this suits me just fine.

Viva La Tabula Raza

am just here rooting for chaos
Is that you, Mr. Trump?

Horatio Cornblower

/Being held back by entire DFO Clubhouse

LET ME GO!! LET ME GO!! MOTHERFUCKER CALLED ME TRUMP!!!

King Hippo

Some Brett Kern-calibre punting, tho

Don T

Yeth

Fronkenshteen

Loving that Baby Buster has a problem with his hand. Mitch Hurwitz should sue this game.

King Hippo
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Fronkenshteen

I couldn’t agree more.

Warthog

That’s a lot to remember

The Maestro

Thank you, Kanye! Very cool.

King Hippo

George Bush Doesn’t Care About Black Puppets!

ArmedandHammered

Where was Kanye during the Putz Putche?

Horatio Cornblower

I’m not 100% but I believe he and Kim got divorced and he’s now dating a guy.

Good week to get all that in the open.

The Maestro

Honestly, I wonder what Kanye’s life would look like now if his mom hadn’t died in that surgery.

Don T

You missed a typo

Dunstan

“And that’s the proof that the election was stolen from me! You can’t argue with that!” — Donald J. Trump

Horatio Cornblower

tl,dr

Don T

That RAMMIT! uniform color is… what. Faded bone? Eroded PVC? Yogurt left in car?

Mother Puncher

They all look like the smelly kid in class

Horatio Cornblower

Yeah, it’s clearly “Gym Clothes Left In The Locker For A Week” White

Gumbygirl

Smegma.

Fronkenshteen

Chris Carson is the Frank Gore of Earnest Byners.

Don T

Mm. Pretty nice hitting in this game.

King Hippo

One might say that slobber be all gettin’ knocked.

Horatio Cornblower

Just another in a long line of banner days for NFL officials here.

Recovery Whiskey

If that was Rodgers or Brady its roughing the QB.

Game Time Decision

Someone forgot to tell Seattle that half time hasn’t started yet

Dunstan

Pete also is challenging the 9/11 Commission Report

Horatio Cornblower

Again.

scotchnaut

Lousy challenge is lousy.

Mother Puncher

I’ve always assumed these shitty challenges are just a way for the coach to get some extra time for their time out

Game Time Decision

Breather for the team

scotchnaut

Huh. That’s interesting.

Dunstan

Pete would like to challenge that assessment.

Ah… hearing that the ruling has been confirmed. SEA now out of challenges.

Mother Puncher

DK Metcalf looks like one if the bad Muppets that worked for Chris Cooper’s oil company

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Maniacal laugh….

Spur

Yep, forcing the ball to a cry baby receiver. ALWAYS A GREAT IDEA

Dunstan

“A crybaby? I’ll punch him for you.” Steve S.

scotchnaut

“YOU CAN GO TO HELL!” [cries]

-T.O.

Dunstan

“I’ve had good luck with just forcing it in” — Ben R.

Cecil Rhodes

+1 HARF HARF

Spur

Where’s your God now Russ?

Dunstan

He lost his powers when he lost his virginity.

scotchnaut

Fucker works in mysterious ways, don’t he?

Mr. Ayo

What in the absolute fuck was that?

Warthog

Nano bubble screen

Gumbygirl

Awesomeness from a fellow UAB Blazer!