Good afternoon!
Next up is SeaTruthers v RAMMIT!! This would be a marquee matchup if Goff were healthy.
I will get this out of the way. (via text, yet BC Dick came out from hibernation on the site yesterday)
Litre: Hey do you want to write a bit for the Heaux Rams preview?
BC DicK: Oh jeez I don’t know if I could do a whole paragraph on that. Seattle will just do what they do. Playing safe. Keep it within a score with the D playing well now and running the ball. Then let Russ win it in the 4th. Rams have a mentally feeble Jared or a guy in his second game who just put a week on tape for Pete. Unless they turn it a few times I don’t see them losing to the Rams.
Litre: That was a paragraph
BC Dick: Oh yeah, Jamal Adams plays and has more sacks than Aaron Donald. That’s a good prediction.
These teams have met twice this season, Week 10 Seattle 16 @ RAMMIT 23, Week 16 RAMMIT 9 @ Seattle 20.
Week 10 Goff the aforementioned mentally feeble one threw for 302. The RAMMIT defense dominated (Aaron Donald was not on the stat sheet?!?), and this was where we were thinking the Heaux D was quite shitty. The Heaux D has turned a corner and is marginal but like BC Dick said they keep it close.
Week 16 The Heaux D showed up and RAMMIT were the 5th straight opponent to be held to under 20 points. This is the game where Goff first dislocated his thumb and now has recently had surgery. I have had thumb surgery and I can tell you that rehab time is not a week for full function. I got that bad boy out of the cast a month after injury and went straight out and tried to play baseball. Bad idea, I re-injured it and was casted up for another month. My Doctor reprimanded me for being dumb.
Sean McVay seems to have Pete in his back pocket until week 16 so that is always on my mind. HAIL GAMBLOR.
- Week 5 of 2017: Seahawks 16, Rams 10
- Week 15 of 2017: Rams 42, Seahawks 7
- Week 5 of 2018: Rams 33, Seahawks 31
- Week 10 of 2018: Rams 36, Seahawks 31
- Week 5 of 2019: Seahawks 30, Rams 29
- Week 14 of 2019: Rams 28, Seahawks 12
- Week 10 of 2020: Rams 23, Seahawks 16
There is no rhyme or reason for over under, but with a hobbled Goff or Wofford I think this will be the under.
/Checks line, 42.5, the lowest of all 6 games.
I have been to 3 iterations of a Seahawks home game. In 1997 I attended Heaux v Falcons, Warren Moon baby! The Kingdome was a dump and deserved its fate. I then attended Iggles v Heaux at Husky Stadium in 2001 (Eagles 27-3 WOO!). Little did I know that they would not serve alcohol as it was on campus. It was 34 degrees Celsius with no breeze, and we had to drink Pepsi. At least it was rush week, so there were carloads of coeds hanging out of cards and handing out beads which was super cool. The last game I attended was the fail mary game as my ex was a big Packers fan so we went down for a sports weekend. (2 Mariners games, Sounders game, Heaux game) It was amazing, the vibe after the Golden Tate catch?!? was crazy. You could have brought a raft and boated out of Century Link on the tears of Packers fans.
Found this little display and it’s interesting so I thought that I would share.
Enjoy game 2 of the 6 game marathon!
If you get bored watch Bloodsport, it’s s till a treat.
CHARMPICKSIXERCEPTION!
Always nice to see Jesus let DangerRuss down again.
SUDDEN CHANGE
OFFENSIVE — ER, DEFENSIVE — EXPLOSION
There’s the Dead. 1/3.
Judging only by ads during football games, The Retard Doctor was a.) not taken seriously b.) was taken seriously c.) didn’t understand what a crush was d.) lost his precious virginity and didn’t understand what happened e.) had his girlfriend explain to him what a breakup was and f.) bought a motorcycle and drives it too fast.
/this may not be a full descriptor of what has occurred in this series
Myers is making me forget Hauschka aka Hausch Money
…and Shan’Khor continues her slumber…
Floyd should be on Chicago. I hate the Bears FO so much
How did he play his last season in Chicago?
Really, his performance right now could easily be an Aaron Donald illusion. Dante Fowler, Clay Matthews, they all rack up the sacks playing next to Donald.
Hippie Guy In The Van is on the bumpers again! I’m gonna go with a Widespread Panic, Grateful Dead, Phish trifecta for the rest of the game.
Far out, man!
DK Metcalf seems like a guy you don’t want around when you’re trying to defuse a situation.
He can be a bit mercurial
More like a THER-HARM-ATOR, AMIRITE?!?!
/ is hit with just ALL of the fucking rotten fruit and garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJbCdSfW1L8&ab
Rams wearing their Shiny Happy People Helmets.
Whaddup, you wonderful chucklefucks.
And where were you on Wednesday Jan 6, 2021? Around 2pm EST
I was in… uhhhh…
/closes eyes, spins globe, points finger at spot
…Chechnya. Yeah. I was there. Hanging out. That’s all!
They are like Nostradamus, for realz!
Just wait until we hit the year 3,000 and Futurama starts hitting.
I just can’t football today. I can’t pretend shit is normal. Y’all have a good one.
This is WHY you should football.
Either way, you’re among friends and have a bitchin day.
Excepting a call from FBI or something?
My teams in the playoffs and the President got deleted from social media. Best day evar.
Hang in there, man. Watch a dopey comedy or something.
One handed catch Lockett
Goff made his healing roll
Funny way to spell ‘Toradol’
Maybe just his save versus death.
Hey what does everyone think about “Oshaa” as a name for the God of Safeties?
Aaron Donald is the only god I need (this afternoon).
Fun fact: Oshawa is the native word for place across the river
And Omaha is the native word for “yer mom.”
I can’t think of a better name if we’re looking for a god that’s basically impotent and never really does anything of consequence.
Think it needs to include Men without Hats somehow
The Oshaa Ritual
YES
Rams planning on winning 3-0
[starts limbering up to do the safety dance]
So Seattle’s stadium is named for the SI unit of luminous flux? That’s odd.
That XBox green in their uniforms is so blinding that they have to put a warning label on the building,
Is it, dare I say Bortles time????
Blissful Blake Bortles bailed before beginning.
(he is inactive)
“You can totally put your shoulder into a guy’s head if we say so” is a new rule I was not aware of.
Fuck it. RAMMMIT gonna win anyway. YOU HEAR ME SEATTLE?
found a funny:
Men: I’m sick babe
Me: did you take any medicine
Men: plan my funeral
WE WANT BORTLES
He’s inactive. What we get for touching ourselves.
Blake Bortles benched briefly before bad behavior
Nap time for Shan’Khor, apparently. Hope she wakes up for the second half.
/Wolford comes back in the second quarter.
The Rams: “He had a strained knee ligament. Taped him up and he’s good as new!”
I’m a little bummed there weren’t more ban evasion attempts at 3 a.m., but maybe tonight there will be more.
Think Wolford should have just taken that up the middle through the hole. Not why he got injured, but that random bailing out of the play was downright Madden-like.
Good job picking up the flag. Backups should never get those kinds of superstar calls.
Not targeting
if you slide headfirst you’re kind of asking for it.
And did you see the way he was dressed!?
i know I’m late on this opinion, but for the poor colts how much does it suck knowing your season relies on the ability of Philip Rivers to complete a deep ball?
FLOAT OF THE CENTURY if it had been caught, or even made it as far as the end zone.
They use Brissett for those, no?
Woods not expecting that pass to be accurate
Going to be an ugly game
The play on the field and the uniforms.
The Seahawks are well-documented at uniform failures, but the Rams have really good options and go with this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRLHbHm1tB4&ab
WELP it looks like as good as time as any for me to do my laundry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhBn-ewlbB8
Nae interested in this one?
Gotta save my energy for the Taylor Heineke show!
2 punts in less than five minutes? Yeah, this game doesn’t look like it’s be as much fun as the first one.
This game is going to take forever.
I put this on the other thread but it belongs here — Beastmode is 10 years old!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfdJqpbUPIE
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Tread where we please
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it gets funnier every time i look at it!
A. Smith: OUT
T. Heinicke: IN
adjust azimuths
I bought a regular pillow to keep on the couch. Why do we buy special couch pillows? Regular pillows are better.
Are you sure you don’t want to buy a MyPillow? Each one comes with a commemorative swastika!
Rammitt only (+149)?? Fuck.
https://frinkiac.com/gif/S09E18/584099/586818/IFZJREVPVEFQSU5HIFRISVMgQ1JJTUUKIFNQUkVFIElTIFRIRSBCRVNUIElERUEKIFdFIEVWRVIgSEFELg==
Let’s goooooo. Violence!
Those edgy-in-cheek Nacho Fries ads do not offend me.
I think they are fun!
The ads, not the fries. Those fries definitely do terrify me.
Chips and salsa helped get rid of the hangover. Now let’s watch a game I have no emotional interest in
I made it to game 2, coherent yet nappy. Hope RAMMIT keeps it close.
Yeah, naps is reserved for Team tonight.
Phil Rivers “Hail Mary Full of Grace The Lord Is With You” came up short. I’m not that surprised.
Nothing fails like prayer.
A poem, that.
Game in Seattle; pre-game coverage outdoor in LA. Good job Fox
Well, if they’re not tossing fish in Seattle, there’s nothing else to show, right?
Chem trails are magical in early afternoon. No really, you get a magic boost when Capricorn is the House of Saturn – Pete Carroll