Sexy Friday, Conference Championships edition

There are only 3 games left in the season! I was going to type that I was surprised that the season actually kept going until the end but then I realized that the NFL has never cared about the safety of its players after they leave the league so it obviously didn’t give a shit that there were so many players that caught the COVID.

I’m actually surprised they didn’t organize sleepovers so that everyone could get it at once during the bye week and then move on.

Congratulations to the sterling combination of SonOfSpam and Dunstan for guessing last week’s hidden theme of songs that were number 1 in 1982! Dunstan was first with the 1982 bit and SonOfSpan cleaned it up by pointing out that they were all #1s.

For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Today we are back to the puzzles! Enjoy these fine songs and figure out what the common theme is among them. I will give up to three hints in the comments. This is, I think, the toughest one yet. We’ll see if you get it…

Song Number One:

ABC – The Look of Love

Canción Número Dos:

Book of Love – Boy

Chanson Numéro Trois:

Boy George – The Crying Game

Canzone numero quattro:

Tears for Fears – Change

Canção número cinco

Talk Talk – Talk Talk

Seigarren zenbakia:

Blind Melon – No Rain

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

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Brick Meathook

Happy Birthday to Me!

yeah right

Hola DFO.

My mind got blown earlier this week when I got my Vanguard statement.

It told me I’d be gettin’ x,xxx monthly dollars in my pocket if I retire at 62.

Social said they would pay me 2,3xx per month.

I’ve also got an IRA that’s doing really well.

Maybe I can retire in 2 1/2 years on the beach in Portugal and live at a third less cost.

I ain’t seeing a downside.

yeah right

Prelim visit next year to Porto.

Spend a week.

Sum it up.

Brocky

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Gumbygirl

Balls, were members of these bands in other bands together before? That’s weirdly ungrammatical, but you know what I mean!

Brick Meathook

Alright! I didn’t win the lottery! I would have completely blown all that money anyway.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Coke and hookers or coke and more coke?

Brick Meathook

Hookers buried in coke

Dunstan

Binge watching the newest season of Big Mouth. There’s a show that’s filthy enough for DFO.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

On the second episode of the fifth season of The Magicians, the first spoken words of the show are “Where am I? Where are my pants?”

I didn’t think it was possible for me to like this show any more, but here we are.

WCS

The DFO mantra.

Dunstan

It was weird but great. Or perhaps I should say weird AND great, because the weirdness definitely helped. Fixed some of the problems with the books, and was unlike anything else on TV.

Also, Olivia Taylor Dudley has amazing breasts.

Viva La Tabula Raza
BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Brick Meathook

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blaxabbath

Once again, thank you for the prude link. It’s used and appreciated.

Brick Meathook

It looks like rain

blaxabbath

We got rain for like the first day in a year.

This is the weirdest place to live.

Brick Meathook

No that was my guess for the song theme. But we’re about to get days of rain here in L.A.

Gumbygirl

Pffft, rain. If Dallas Raines is right, and he always is, we’re gonna get around 3 1/2 feet of snow up here this week. Bring it! I went to the weed store today, so I have supplies.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evening

Sharkbait

*raises glass*

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I need to fill one

yeah right

Cheers!

clint greasewood

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clint greasewood

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Mr. Ayo

Get in the hole!

clint greasewood

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clint greasewood

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clint greasewood

Holly Sonders formally of FS1 and the Golf Channel. Use to be married to a guy name Vegas Dave dated Kliff Kingsbury.

This is pro gambler Vegas Dave
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Joliet Jake Delhomme

I swear to Bleergh this is our patron saint in a Bucs jersey. Change my mind.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Her nasal passages are more coke-eroded than the matron’s

Sharkbait

Thats some commitment to paint the sweater company on the back of a painted on Flyers sweater

Brocky

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Brick Meathook

Did everybody buy your billion dollar lottery ticket? It might already be too late!

Doktor Zymm

What with everything going on I totally missed this. I guess I should pop over to a 7-11 or something, but that seems like a lot of effort to not win any money

Mr. Ayo

I’ve already got a couple that get along just fine. Not sure I want to introduce another and upset the chemistry.

SonOfSpam

I did, so if I win, please know that I treasure all of you but will never deign to converse with anyone here ever again because you will be far far far beneath me.

Brick Meathook

I never play the lottery (“A tax on ignorance” said somebody famous) but with a billion dollar prize the risk/reward threshold has been crossed so I dropped twenty buck on it today. The drawing is in a little over an hour.

Doktor Zymm

It’s only a tax on ignorance if you only value winning, anticipation and hope have value for most people

Brick Meathook

And then your hopes and dreams are crushed.

King Hippo

TRUE FACT! Your hopes and dreams are ded from the moment you’s born.

Senor Weaselo

Even after taxes the expected value is the same as the ticket at this point or something like that (assuming one winner, naturally there’s tragedy of the commons that throws a wrench in that).

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Doktor Zymm

That’s not entirely true if you consider the probability of multiple winners, which happens frequently with big jackpots, but eh, close enough!

Senor Weaselo

Hence the tragedy of the commons bit!

Doktor Zymm

Eh what the hell, I needed to get gas tomorrow anyway, went ahead and filled up tonight and picked up 5 tickets. I was the only person I saw who let the computer pick, I ain’t got no time for them forms. Plus, so many people use birthdays that there are way more repeats with people who pick their own, so less chance of splitting multiple ways. Fingers crossed for the $400 million or so that’s left of the cash option after taxes!

Brick Meathook

Take the annuity.

Doktor Zymm

Why? Any decent yield investment beats what they give you

Brick Meathook

Then don’t take the annuity.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Invest it all in GameStop stock!

blaxabbath

I’m in a pool with my employees. They were all doing their own thing until today. I figure, if they all hit it, I’m probably gonna need a Plan B.

Dunstan

I feel like a lottery pool is just a really bad idea. Seems like I read a lot of stories about people suing each other over those.

SonOfSpam

Fauci just now said to Maddow “I’ve been wanting to come on your show for months and months” and I said “Gross” and my daughter said “Can you not?” and I’m officially beginning my weekend.

Brick Meathook

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SonOfSpam

Oh, ok, I see the problem.

Brick Meathook

Loose fuel line:

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SonOfSpam

That, and the explosive conflagration should be contained to the inside of the engine.

Brick Meathook

explosive “deflagration”

SonOfSpam

I ain’t no flagration expert of any kind.

Joliet Jake Delhomme

Bob Costas interview with Hank Aaron on MLB network now.

Viva La Tabula Raza

From beyond the grave?

Joliet Jake Delhomme

Recorded in 2010.

Brick Meathook

Live From Hell: The Hank Aaron Interview with Bob Costas

Joliet Jake Delhomme

Only if Costas had died first.

Brick Meathook

Costas and his crew voluntarily committed suicide to get the exclusive interview.

King Hippo

MOAR LIKE Hammerin’ the inside of the coffin lid Hank amirite??

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think that’s called a seance, actually.

Joliet Jake Delhomme

*still home run king Henry Aaron dies.

Joliet Jake Delhomme

USA vs Columbia women’s friendly on ESPN2

Joliet Jake Delhomme

That is not a pornhub search.

Brocky

can’t be on pornhub. they don’t allow rape videos

Viva La Tabula Raza

C-SPAN maybe?

Mr. Ayo

That score is not so friendly.

Joliet Jake Delhomme

More like BDSM.

litre_cola

SexiMexi futbol Friday. Now with more Club Puebla! Hail Gamblor!

litre_cola

Just like that they get scored on. Fucking never trust Tijuana.

Doktor Zymm

Thinking of checking out Guam or the Northern Mariana islands in February. Apparently there aren’t any flights to American Samoa until April, which seems weird but who knows. Any opinions on which would be better for a short trip?

Brick Meathook

Mariana Islands. Go to Tinian and see where the Enola Gay was based. There’s probably still old Japanese soldiers up in the hills that don’t know the war is over.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I dove Guam and saw some neat WWII shit, but that was over 35 years ago and all that stuff might have totally rusted away by now. Middle of the Pacific Ocean made for the clearest water I’d ever seen. Who knows what it’s like now. Also, Truk Lagoon was supposed to be (back then) awesome as far as sunken WWII relics.
When I was there, there was one high rise hotel on Tumon Bay. Now it looks like Waikiki.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Having burned through practically every other cooking show in existence, we’ve started watching Iron Chef. Tonight one of them is making duck fat candles!

Doktor Zymm

New Iron Chef or Old Iron Chef?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Um…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I presume the new one. But it’s like Season 11.

Doktor Zymm

New one = American one
Old one = Japanese one

Brick Meathook

The original Japanese Iron Chef is the best cooking show ever. Its American copy pales in comparison. Watch Japanese Iron Chef.

TheRevanchist

Never a truer statement has been made about a cooking show.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

How about old reruns of Yan Can Cook?

Doktor Zymm

This is like a Wheel of Fortune Before and After

Joliet Jake Delhomme

What a week. I have a lead to do numbers work hourly for a financial planner. I think I wrote a pretty good column. I think I had my funniest comment of my career. And I have 19 submissions for Sexy Friday.

You folks need to step up your boobie game. Seriously.

Brocky

okay coach. I’ll do my best

Brocky

…. evening?

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scotchnaut

If you’re the least bit interested in food and you cruise the yubtub, you’ve come across Chef John/Food Wishes. But have you come across this parody?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlbFPkAjX7c&ab_channel=DopeThingsforDopePeople

Redshirt

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Mr. Ayo

Video link is broken…

scotchnaut

I don’t get it…

Brocky

listen dude, if you’re gonna take precious time away from the hard working girls on onlyfans, you better have reliable technology

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I first read that as “how to deter a sex addict” and was like “why would you want to do that?”