Your Footy/Football Sunday Open Thread (w/bonus mini NFC Championship preview!)

I’m not gonna lie, no matter the announcers of the game between Brady and Rodgers (and really, that’s pretty much everyone that’s playing) the amount of ball-washing that’s going to take place just turns me off. They’re both unlikeable folk and it’s merely a matter of degrees. Aw hell, it’ll probably be on in the background and I’ll probably be right here because I can’t quit you guys.

So I guess while we wait for that to unfold the soccer dudes can fill the void. A very quick peek at the tilts on offer tell me that Cola’s Fulham plays Burnley, that rockingdog’s Chelsea is at Luton and ManU and Liverpool are going to go at it. Perhaps others could tell us what they’re watching on ye olde telly or what’s being read or done. Otherwise… [shoulders slump]

TO THE GAME!

Bucs/Packers:

-A.B is out for this one but perhaps more importantly (for Tampa) Vita Vea is in. Who’s he? He’s a man mountain space-eater guy that plays nose tackle and clogs up the running game. His contribution to stopping the run game is not insignificant and he can also get after the qb. He’s missed the last thirteen games so I’m not sure how many snaps he’ll get.

-Yes, the Packers have played well but they have done so against the league’s easiest schedule. They’ve only beaten three teams that ended the season with a winning record. (I don’t recall them moving to the NFC East though, huh)

-Much has been made of the first game played between these two-the end result being Rodgers’ worst game of the year by far.

-How did the Bucs do it? They blitzed. And blitzed. They went balls-out 21 times and the Packers averaged 1.9 yards per play. Everyone knows what Aaron can do from a clean, unobstructed pocket so the Bucs got it all dirty and such.

Have at it.

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TheRevanchist

Brady vs Mahomes in this SB. This is going to be great.

Spur

At least Packer fans already have the cheese to go with that whine.

Spur

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clint greasewood

Bring in back up for victory formation

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Spur

Angry Greenbay? Fans pissed about a questionable call?
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I didn’t want to see Brady win this game but the call was fine.

Brocky

these packers fans right here I call them Donald Trump supporters because THEY DESERVE EVERYTHING BAD THAT HAPPENS TO THEM!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

FWIW a lot of them probably voted for that shit-for-brains.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yup.

  • Joe Biden – 65,511
  • Donald Trump – 75,871
Brocky

uh? Biden still won Wisconsin meaning he got more votes.

or is this a joke?

bk109

I think he was talking the Tamba Bay populace’s votin’

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Brown County is where the city of Green Bay is located.

Old School Zero

probably just looking at green bay specifically

hippofant
Gumbygirl

But the Florida fans get good things?

Spur

Dont kick FGs dumbass coach.

Gatoraids

Took time for Goodwill to throw that flag from the box

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Did he get a memo from the league to protect Tom Brady?

Spur

No one else at that moment would get that correct call in Greenbay but Brady. Good.

TheRevanchist

Who cares if the flag came late? It wa still the right call, you piece of shit announcer.

hippofant

Gotta stoke the flames of outrage and conspiracy before you quietly agree that it was the right call anyways.

hippofant

This is Fox after all.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

No way that was catchable

Viva La Tabula Raza

BLEERGH rears his head.

litre_cola

That flag was later than the girlfriend scare of 94!

Spur

Correct call on the flag

Petronel

…and there’s the bailout?

Petronel

Nope, never mind

Gatoraids

Would love to see them try to copy KC from last week and fail before the efforts of Henne

Old School Zero

I know there were a lot of jokes about this being the “Senior Bowl” but both old ass QBs nearly sucked enough to call it a “Lemon Party”

Viva La Tabula Raza

A 4th INT of TB would make this really interesting.

clint greasewood

They are running the ball.

litre_cola

All in all this has been a phenomenal game.

hippofant

What the fuck is going on with the clock management right now?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

More like cluck management, amirite?

/cause LaFleur is chicken, you see.

Doktor Zymm

Evans may have money on GB, but LeFleur has money on TB

litre_cola

Mickens should not have slid there.

Col. Duke LaCross

What a fucking moron!

Dunstan

Rodgers shied away from that end zone like he’s avoided Olive Gardens since learning of their slogan “when you’re here, you’re family.”

Spur

FG? Really?

The Maestro

McCarthy’s ghost haunts this franchise.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is it just me or could he have run that in?

Gumbygirl

I thought so.

Old School Zero

FG? Really?

litre_cola

That is fucked up.

Dunstan

Didn’t Rodgers have a clear path to the end zone there?

Old School Zero

Seemed pretty close to it from the TV angle

Viva La Tabula Raza

Sure looked like it to me….

Doktor Zymm

If I owned a team I would hire professional opera singers as cheerleaders

LemonJello

They all hit the Brown Note when opposing offenses need a big play?

Gatoraids

Enrico Pallazo approves

Petronel

Just as well that NFL cheerleaders don’t do acrobatics

Gatoraids

MVS killing their coverage like it was a Turkish journalist

The Maestro

Jesus, dude. Wow.

clint greasewood

Banner?

bk109

He was a Saudi journalist KILLED in the Saudi embassy in Turkey … Get your bloody crimes against humanity straight :p

litre_cola

Blaine Gabbert is still in the league?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Petronel

Grade school must have been hard for Ryan Succop. Everybody assumed he was a teacher’s pet

Doktor Zymm

Probably worse if they pronounced it suck-cop

Old School Zero

AKAB

Dunstan

All kops accept blowjobs?

Spur

Got it

BrettFavresColonoscopy

FG, Davante Adams TD, 2 pt conversion to Tonyan, Brady pick 6 in OT

I can’t get that lucky but it’s what I want

Dunstan

It’s good to have dreams. I’m a Dolphins fan, I dream of making the second round of the playoffs someday.

LemonJello

I’m a Jaguras fan. Just making the playoffs more than once a Mayan calendar would be nice.

Gatoraids

So it be written so it be done

Gatoraids

Hahaha what a pouty bitch

Spur

GRONK ran like villagers with pitchforks were chasing him

LemonJello

Go low and take out Gronk’s knees.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

We all know hitting him in the head won’t make a difference

Doktor Zymm

Helmet to ‘helmet’ might work, depending on what stage gronk’s syphilis is in

clint greasewood

They gave the Packers fans baking sheets to generate noise?

Doktor Zymm

They don’t have the lungs for vuvuzelas

BrettFavresColonoscopy

My (lack of a) kingdom for another Brady int

litre_cola

Tom this is easy. Godwin can catch, Evans nawt.

Gumbygirl

Refs are “letting them play.” Ok Troy. What you meant was “letting Brady get to the Super Bowl.”

Spur

It’s almost like Greenbay has 6 plays and the Bucs have them memorized

jjfozz

I would rather watch a rat and maggot eating contest than a single minute of NASCAR

LemonJello

Now hear me out, they go all Deathrace 2000 and arm the cars with gatling guns, missiles and mines. Are you interested now?

jjfozz

Oh fuck yeah. Plus a shot of tequila on every ninth lap.

Old School Zero

Twisted Metal Black or we riot

Spur

take out the safety measures for the fans in the stands and then you have my attention

Gumbygirl

Only if they are allowed to use them on the fans.

LemonJello

Only 3 penalties this game? BLEERGH is not pleased by these events.

herodotus450

If I hear “Green 18” one more time…

Spur

If this just means Greenbay getting embarrassed by KC or Buffalo, so be it

The Maestro

Brady looks distracted this half. Did somebody tell him the secret QAnon tribunals at Gitmo started or something?

Petronel

Trying to figure out how to get out of his Mar-A-Lago membership without anybody noticing

ArmedandHammered

I hear a lot of people are trying to get out of those.

Brick Meathook

He’ thinking about cuddling up with Edelman

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok, who gave Mike Evans a copy of Blue Chips and told him Tony is the hero of the movie?

Doktor Zymm

This would be more exciting if there was half a chance that GB wouldn’t fuck up the possession

WCS

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