Sexy Friday, 20210219 edition

We are back to posting your submissions! It’s been a long time, so I’m happy to showcase all your hard (hee hee) work.

No one guessed the theme/connection a few weeks ago although scotchnaut came really close. I gave out a first hint: It all adds up in the end. I’m giving you the answer now. Check below in the songs section.

For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:

h/t Brocky
h/t Brocky
h/t Brocky
h/t Brocky
h/t Mr. Ayo
h/t Joliet Jake Delhomme
h/t Joliet Jake Delhomme
h/t Joliet Jake Delhomme
h/t Joliet Jake Delhomme
h/t Joliet Jake Delhomme
h/t Joliet Jake Delhomme
h/t rockingdog
h/t LemonJello
h/t Horatio
h/t Joliet Jake Delhomme
h/t Joliet Jake Delhomme
h/t Brocky
h/t Brocky
h/t Brocky
h/t Joliet Jake Delhomme
h/t RTD
h/t Joliet Jake Delhomme
h/t Brocky
h/t Mr. Ayo
h/t Mr. Ayo

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Today we are back to the puzzles! Since no one got it, I am going to post the solution:

Artists featured in each of the first five songs all collaborated on the sixth song. Electronic was a group made up of Johnny Marr (from The Smiths and his own side project) and Bernard Sumner from New Order. On “Getting Away With It”, Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys was a guest vocalist and Anne Dudley of Art of Noise conducted a full orchestra that played on the song.

I told you it was going to be hard… New puzzle next week!

Song Number One:

Johnny Marr and the Healers – Down on the Corner

Canción Número Dos:

The Smiths – This Charming Man

Chanson Numéro Trois:

Pet Shop Boys – Suburbia

Canzone numero quattro:

New Order – Ceremony

Canção número cinco

Art of Noise – Close to the Edit

Seigarren zenbakia:

Electronic – Getting Away With It

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

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BC Dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYslhL71k1M

Man, Litre got me going on this Scottish comedy show. I was almost at the end of my rope but this was good.
Ehh. I’ll probably still kill him.

yeah right

Throwing out a thought: If proof of health insurance was required to retire in Portugal, where would one obtain such insurance?

I’m guessing Medicare ain’t gonna get shit done.

Asking for myself.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My friend that is living in Spain had to pay for Spanish health insurance. It’s obscenely cheap.

Dunstan

This duck did not die in vain.

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yeah right

Beautiful.

I’m trying to work duck into a future Sunday Gravy.

Where did you get the duck?

Please don’t tell me you shot it at MacArthur Park

Dunstan

No, but I did leave my cake there.

One of the poultry stands at the original Farmer’s Market at 3rd and Fairfax always carries fresh duck (I believe it’s a Barbary cross).

I buy a whole duck and then prepare it three ways: sous vide and sear the breasts medium-rare, braise the legs and then crisp them up under a broiler, and use the carcass for soup. If it’s just me, I get three meals at least out of it.

Oh, and render some of the duck fat out for potatoes…

yeah right

Motherfucker.

You need to write this shit up instead of me.

That sounds fantastic.

Please tell me it wasn’t raining when you left the cake out.

Dunstan

You and sharky have the food and cocktail beats covered pretty well. But if you ever need a pinch-hitter, I’d be happy to fill in.

yeah right

Duly noted.

That may come into play.

You know your shit and that’s undeniable.

Glad to see you’re living well.

Dunstan

You, too — glad the move is working out

Brick Meathook

Do you still have that recipe?

yeah right
yeah right

Trevor Horn produced the songs.

Final answer.

yeah right

Also a part of the very first video that aired on MTV for obvious reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8r-tXRLazs

Viva La Tabula Raza

One of the few historic moments I can actually claim to have been present at the birth.
Also, this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKDtUzRIG6I

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yeah right

I fucking love Dr. Demento.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fn36l_z3WY

yeah right

Saw the debut when it happened too.

How you holding up South Texas?

Thought of you.

Viva La Tabula Raza

All is well.

yeah right

Good to hear from you BC. Look forward to your work.

Hope all is well.

BC Dick

Thanks. I got a curling bit for tomorrow.
People always ask if you are doing ok when you play Hello Walls.

Brick Meathook

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yeah right

That’s fucking beautiful.

Dunstan

At some point during my travels, I kind of burned out on cathedrals and such, but that’s a great photo.

TheRevanchist

Behold my not-rocking dog!

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Bluid Oirish…

TheRevanchist

She’s not a saucy Irish setter.

Viva La Tabula Raza

It was the hat that fooled me.
(meant to type “bluidy” but drunk).

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Have I had enough to drink?
Probably.
Does that mean I am done for the night?
Absolutely not.

Dunstan

Pretty much the site motto, isn’t it?

Viva La Tabula Raza

That has always been my impression…

Redshirt

We got her!

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Viva La Tabula Raza

No doubt the Senate will vote to acquit.

Dunstan

“We can’t possibly try her while winter is still going on.” — Mitch McConnell

“Well, winter is over now, we have no jurisdiction over her.” — also Mitch McConnell

In conclusion, Mitch McConnell is an asshole.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Understatement of the decade millennium.

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blaxabbath

It’s nice to see all these people raising money and calling people and helping TX. I mean, I object to it all completely and will just laugh and laugh because you reap what you sew.

But I understand I’m just objectively in the wrong on this and I’m alright with that.

Brick Meathook
Viva La Tabula Raza
Fronkenshteen

Hey. Pour one out for my doggo, would ya? We lost her this morning, in pretty much the worst way you could lose a beloved member of the family. Her name was Ruby, and she was so sweet with both babies, she will always retain a prominent spot on our hearth. Thanks.

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Mr. Ayo

Shit, sorry man. RIP Ruby.

Dunstan

Sorry to hear it. Ruby wine for Ruby.

litre_cola

Losing a dog is the worst thing ever. Oxipug is waiting for Ruby and will show her around the place.

My sympayjies to your fam. I take this more serious than a family member. Unconditional. I miss Oxipug everyday and its been almost 4 years.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Always sucks to lose a family member, even (or especially) a non-human one. Condolences.

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Sharkbait

That sucks man. Sorry to hear. *raises glass to Ruby*

Redshirt

Sorry to hear.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Goddamn.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sorry, Fronk. Was she named for the gem, the slippers, or Jack?

Dunstan

Or the Kenny Rogers song?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Or Tuesday?

Col. Duke LaCross

Best wishes to you and your family buddy.

Horatio Cornblower

Vaya con Dios, doggo. I will alert my former and always pets to greet her at the Rainbow Bridge.

Gumbygirl

So sorry, it’s hard to let them go.
https://youtu.be/0P9QMkm9Eew

TheRevanchist

I’m so sorry to hear this. Not on purpose, I just posted a pic of my girl. They are the best part of lives that are just there and love us with all our imperfections. My heart goes out to you.

BC Dick

A whisky for your pup. Dogs and cats and all hurt more I think because they love unconditionally. There are only good memories. To you and yours.

yeah right

May you bounce and piss in the tallest grass Ruby.

Sorry for the loss, Fronk.

Horrible loss. My best to you and yours.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I just ordered $40 worth of fried chicken. Also some pie.

And we’ll crack open a bottle of rosé.

litre_cola

I like how you and the Dr work.

Horatio Cornblower

or don’t work, as the case may be.

yeah right

Gotta ask.

Where from?

Gots to know.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Dinah’s. It’s nothing outrageous, but it’s really nice to have so close by.

Joliet Jake Delhomme

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Rachel Homan, Canadian Curling woman.

Sharkbait

The Muppet show is on Disney plus now. There are some disclaimers before some episodes, warning of poor cultural depictions. It’s now a delightful game of seeing how racist the muppets used to be.

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BC Dick

Scotties start in 20 minutes. Ice cold ladies throwing rocks. What more could you want on a Friday? Besides liquor, weed, and cigarettes. I’m going to watch a couple of Corner Gas reruns before I start so I don’t have to watch the same commercials 95 times on TSN.

litre_cola

You better start a writin.

Fronkenshteen

Calling all cars! Calling all cars! We have Hartford Whalers kit in the CHI/CAR game! This is not a drill!

Senor Weaselo

/Horatio cries in Brass Bonanza

Horatio Cornblower

I reminded them they weren’t the Whalers on Twitter today. They can go fuck themselves.