Beerguyrob

Well, we are in the deep end of the offseason.

It’s going great!

The league has spent the last two weeks stroking itself over pulling off the Super Bowl, and quarterbacks are being shopped around the league like cordwood. We’ve already seen Goff, Stafford & Wentz effectively change teams – officially on March 17 – and there is still the matter of the Jets trying to trade Sam Darnold & the Cowboys figuring out what to do with DAK!

The MRI looks pretty good.

We still have two full months until the Draft. Thank God Canada has access to hockey & curling. I trust you enjoyed BC Dick’s curling piece earlier today. Myself, I grew up in the 1970s & had to listen to my dad’s stories about Al Hackner and being screwed out of some trophy in Thunder Bay.

For some reason, despite claiming to have been the uncrowned Northern Ontario champion, he never picked the cornbroom out here and proved the haters wrong. I’m shocked…SHOCKED! that my father may have stretched the truth about something just to look like a big man. EVERYTHING I KNOW HAS BEEN LIES!


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Toronto vs Montreal – 7:00pm | CBC / Sportsnet
    • NY Islanders vs Pittsburgh – 7:00pm | NHLN
    • Calgary vs Edmonton – 10:00pm | CBC / Sportsnet / NHLN
  • NBA:
    • Golden State vs Charlotte – 8:00pm | Sportsnet1
    • Miami vs LA Lakers – 8:30pm | ABC / TSN4
  • NCAA:
    • DePaul at St. John’s – 7:30pm | FS1
    • Virginia at Duke – 8:00pm | ESPN / TSN2
    • San Diego at Gonzaga – 8:00pm | ESPN2
    • Colorado at Oregon State – 8:00pm | ESPNU
    • Arizona State at UCLA – 10:00pm | ESPN2
    • California at Washington – 10:00pm | ESPNU
  • Fisticuffs:
    • UFC Fight Night: Blaydes vs. Lewis
      • Prelims – 6:00pm | ESPN+ / TSN5
      • Main card – 8:00pm | ESPN+ / TSN5
    • Boxing:
      • Miguel Berchelt vs. Oscar Valdez (super featherweights) – 10:00pm | ESPN / TSN2
  • Curling:
    • 2021 Scotties Tournament of Hearts: Pool Play – 8:30PM | TSN

Keep the bourble under control, and I’ll see you tomorrow night.

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Beerguyrob
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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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BC Dick

While waiting on the sidewalk for a cab home tonight a couple of drunk women walked by and asked if I had a light. After they gave it back I switched the hand I was smoking with to the one I hadn’t touched the stranger with. I hate thinking about germs and being scared of them. It makes me feel weak. Like an elephant running from a mouse. I hope this reflexive fear of contact doesn’t linger once we’re inoculated. There are far more real dangers to fear. Like the devil.

TheRevanchist

Sounds like you missed your opportunity for a good time with some lasses.

Granted, you could have caught more than just COVID…

Last edited 15 days ago by TheRevanchist
bk109

Eh, if you were with a spouse or girlfriend … there are indeed far more real dangers to fear than the Rona-chan – namely your spouse turning into the green-eyed monster (with the associated grilling and sharp migraine involved 😀 )

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s going to be weird, that’s for sure. I cannot wait to hug someone who isn’t my wife. With their consent, of course.

BC Dick

I wish I had anything to lighten the thread. I drank some (lots of) cheap rye and beer, watched a couple entertaining but bad movies and ate brisket at a friends place. Now back home with my dog and some bbq chips to catch up on scotties action. It’s not really conversation worthy but it’s all I’ve got.

BC Dick

Oh it was about the songs. I’m catching on now.

BC Dick
Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo
Don T

Elastica is another band with a killer first album (🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟), and then blech goddammit change that NOW.
The only one I like from the 2nd record.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DQNe6zK9nGk

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo
BrettFavresColonoscopy

I think one of you clued me into this song

https://youtube.com/watch?v=d7qQVXdiREU&feature=youtu.be

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m late to the game, how about this one?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=C5TaeDhPUQQ&feature=youtu.be

Gumbygirl

Oh God I’m afraid to look. Is he dancing in this one?

SonOfSpam
Mr. Ayo
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Does this count as a double shot? And can we just roll all of this into request line?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-uT9LfvGx5I&feature=youtu.be

Mr. Ayo
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